|
Post by Xward on Feb 1, 2015 0:36:42 GMT
At least you aren't physically attached to it at all times like I am.Oh, we have loads of replacements, it's just that some weird thing si in the engine room and I am a coward and buffoon. Understood. I will now carry out the required task.*Tog goes into the engine room with a replacement battery**X-W4 enters with him*
|
|
|
Post by Durga on Feb 1, 2015 0:38:58 GMT
At least you aren't physically attached to it at all times like I am.Oh, we have loads of replacements, it's just that some weird thing si in the engine room and I am a coward and buffoon. Understood. I will now carry out the required task.*Tog goes into the engine room with a replacement battery**The walls, ceiling and floor of the engine room are covered in some sort of strange, organic material. brownish-reddish-pink in coloration, Additionally, all light sources seem to have either been covered in this material, or destroyed by... something. The room is pitch black. There is an echo effect present, making it difficult to pinpoint where noises originate. Anyone in the room can feel as if they are being watched.*
|
|
|
Post by ThatOneGuy on Feb 1, 2015 0:42:05 GMT
Understood. I will now carry out the required task.*Tog goes into the engine room with a replacement battery* *The walls, ceiling and floor of the engine room are covered in some sort of strange, organic material. brownish-reddish-pink in coloration, Additionally, all light sources seem to have either been covered in this material, or destroyed by... something. The room is pitch black. There is an echo effect present, making it difficult to pinpoint where noises originate. Anyone in the room can feel as if they are being watched.* *Tog's eyes become flashlights* Present companion. Please describe the surroundings. I am not able to see while using these lights.
|
|
|
Post by Xward on Feb 1, 2015 0:42:16 GMT
Understood. I will now carry out the required task.*Tog goes into the engine room with a replacement battery* *The walls, ceiling and floor of the engine room are covered in some sort of strange, organic material. brownish-reddish-pink in coloration, Additionally, all light sources seem to have either been covered in this material, or destroyed by... something. The room is pitch black. There is an echo effect present, making it difficult to pinpoint where noises originate. Anyone in the room can feel as if they are being watched.* *A gap in X-W4's suit appears and yellow slime begins to pour onto the the floor* *Any nerves on the floor suddenly get hijacked*
|
|
|
Post by Xward on Feb 1, 2015 0:44:24 GMT
*The walls, ceiling and floor of the engine room are covered in some sort of strange, organic material. brownish-reddish-pink in coloration, Additionally, all light sources seem to have either been covered in this material, or destroyed by... something. The room is pitch black. There is an echo effect present, making it difficult to pinpoint where noises originate. Anyone in the room can feel as if they are being watched.* *Tog's eyes become flashlights* Present companion. Please describe the surroundings. I am not able to see while using these lights.Ehh, fleshy shit's all over I'm gonna see what makes it tic...
|
|
|
Post by Durga on Feb 1, 2015 0:45:42 GMT
*The walls, ceiling and floor of the engine room are covered in some sort of strange, organic material. brownish-reddish-pink in coloration, Additionally, all light sources seem to have either been covered in this material, or destroyed by... something. The room is pitch black. There is an echo effect present, making it difficult to pinpoint where noises originate. Anyone in the room can feel as if they are being watched.* *A gap in X-W4's suit appears and yellow slime begins to pour onto the the floor* *Any nerves on the floor suddenly get hijacked* *there are no nerves on the floor, though the fleshy material is very reminiscent of Slime molds like those found on earth. Is seems to be some sort of bizarre resin*
|
|
Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
|
Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Feb 1, 2015 0:47:36 GMT
Sir! Might I enquire whether there are any laboratory facilities aboard this ship and, if so, where they are located, sir! I am here as a scientific researcher, sir, and cannot work without appropriate machinery and equipment, sir!
|
|
|
Post by Xward on Feb 1, 2015 0:47:39 GMT
*A gap in X-W4's suit appears and yellow slime begins to pour onto the the floor* *Any nerves on the floor suddenly get hijacked* *there are no nerves on the floor, though the fleshy material is very reminiscent of Slime molds like those found on earth. Is seems to be some sort of bizarre resin* Eh, no use here *The slime takes a bright, snotty yellow color and fries the floor flesh*
|
|
Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
|
Post by Grigor Mortis on Feb 1, 2015 0:49:52 GMT
Sir! Might I enquire whether there are any laboratory facilities aboard this ship and, if so, where they are located, sir! I am here as a scientific researcher, sir, and cannot work without appropriate machinery and equipment, sir! We don't talk about the lab!
Some green freak lobotomized and hypnotized one of our crews in it, and we decided to seal it off with them inside!
I'd say I hoped they'd starved by now, but, unfortunately, AIs cannot starve! This is good because it makes all foods just potential vendor trash.
|
|
|
Post by Durga on Feb 1, 2015 0:50:20 GMT
*there are no nerves on the floor, though the fleshy material is very reminiscent of Slime molds like those found on earth. Is seems to be some sort of bizarre resin* Eh, no use here *The slime takes a bright, snotty yellow color and fries the floor flesh* *the sticky stuff on the floor is burned away easily, but further down it's old and while somewhat more brittle with age, it's much harder to dissolve. A chittering noise suddenly echoes around the room*
|
|
Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
|
Post by Louis on Feb 1, 2015 0:51:47 GMT
Sir! Might I enquire whether there are any laboratory facilities aboard this ship and, if so, where they are located, sir! I am here as a scientific researcher, sir, and cannot work without appropriate machinery and equipment, sir! *Reggie gestures his thumb to a barred off door in the hallway* In there. Be careful, there are mutant hamsters in there. Protect your sexual organs and face. Those things are vicious.
|
|
Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
|
Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Feb 1, 2015 0:52:17 GMT
Sir! Might I enquire whether there are any laboratory facilities aboard this ship and, if so, where they are located, sir! I am here as a scientific researcher, sir, and cannot work without appropriate machinery and equipment, sir! We don't talk about the lab!
Some green freak lobotomized and hypnotized one of our crews in it, and we decided to seal it off with them inside!
I'd say I hoped they'd starved by now, but, unfortunately, AIs cannot starve! This is good because it makes all foods just potential vendor trash.Sir! If what the computer says is true then I'm afraid I will be able to provide absolutely no utility to this ship or anyone aboard it, sir! I would pretend to be distressed by this but quite frankly from what little I have seen I cannot wait for all of you to painfully die, sir!
|
|
Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
|
Post by Grigor Mortis on Feb 1, 2015 0:52:42 GMT
Sir! Might I enquire whether there are any laboratory facilities aboard this ship and, if so, where they are located, sir! I am here as a scientific researcher, sir, and cannot work without appropriate machinery and equipment, sir! *Reggie gestures his thumb to a barred off door in the hallway* In there. Be careful, there are mutant hamsters in there. Protect your sexual organs and face. Those things are vicious. Reggie, we already "fed" her last month!
|
|
|
Post by Xward on Feb 1, 2015 0:53:59 GMT
Eh, no use here *The slime takes a bright, snotty yellow color and fries the floor flesh* *the sticky stuff on the floor is burned away easily, but further down it's old and while somewhat more brittle with age, it's much harder to dissolve. A chittering noise suddenly echoes around the room* OH FUCK OFF*X-W4 continues dissolving*
|
|
Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
|
Post by Grigor Mortis on Feb 1, 2015 0:54:01 GMT
We don't talk about the lab!
Some green freak lobotomized and hypnotized one of our crews in it, and we decided to seal it off with them inside!
I'd say I hoped they'd starved by now, but, unfortunately, AIs cannot starve! This is good because it makes all foods just potential vendor trash. Sir! If what the computer says is true then I'm afraid I will be able to provide absolutely no utility to this ship or anyone aboard it, sir! I would pretend to be distressed by this but quite frankly from what little I have seen I cannot wait for all of you to painfully die, sir! *A robotic hand drops a human torso vestment of the color red down.* Until we have the lab back, wear this.
|
|