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Post by ThatOneGuy on Dec 14, 2014 15:56:27 GMT
Durga. Durga. Go home. You are crazier than me right now. Shrigul: .........No comment on the guy who opened a malt shop on TOP of a GIANT SPIDER`S house. Grumble grumble fava beans!
*dissipates in a puff of plaid smoke, leaving behind a very confused and very angry anaconda**Benny eats the anaconda*
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 14, 2014 15:57:14 GMT
Grumble grumble fava beans!
*dissipates in a puff of plaid smoke, leaving behind a very confused and very angry anaconda* *Benny eats the anaconda* Shrigul: Hey, I think that was the money, 'atwad.
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Post by Durga on Dec 14, 2014 15:58:21 GMT
Grumble grumble fava beans!
*dissipates in a puff of plaid smoke, leaving behind a very confused and very angry anaconda* *Benny eats the anaconda* *fades in, shoving arm down Benny's throat to yank anaconda out*
My anaconda! Don't!
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Dec 14, 2014 15:59:15 GMT
*Benny pops into existence* Could I have something that can be used as weapon when spit?*Mark hands over what appears to be three thousand darts, all filled with malt. Half of them also have live maggots inside* *Benny guzzles them* Ick. I really hope this works.*Zone shift out*
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 14, 2014 16:06:26 GMT
*Benny eats the anaconda* *fades in, shoving arm down Benny's throat to yank anaconda out*
My anaconda! Don't!*Zaroews jumps in a window* Zar: I heard deepthroating was shoving an anaconda DOWN someones throat, but what is this?
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 14, 2014 16:07:19 GMT
*Warps in with a sizzling noise* WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS?
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 14, 2014 16:08:52 GMT
*Warps in with a sizzling noise* WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS?
Scopes: Well, me and my ...girlfriend? or have we not hooked up again in "canon" as some spiderhead says... anyway we started a malt shop...
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 14, 2014 16:11:20 GMT
*Warps in with a sizzling noise* WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS?
Scopes: Well, me and my ...girlfriend? or have we not hooked up again in "canon" as some spiderhead says... anyway we started a malt shop... To steal money away from a hard-working small businessman!
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Post by Durga on Dec 14, 2014 16:11:44 GMT
Help a hat is eating my snake.
Wait.
*anaconda burst into thousands of egyptian asps*
Forgot I could do that.
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 14, 2014 16:15:12 GMT
*Warps in with a sizzling noise* WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS?
Scopes: Well, me and my ...girlfriend? or have we not hooked up again in "canon" as some spiderhead says... anyway we started a malt shop... WHAT'S A MALT SHOP? WHO ARE YOU. WHY IS EVERYONE HERE?
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 14, 2014 16:15:45 GMT
Scopes: Well, me and my ...girlfriend? or have we not hooked up again in "canon" as some spiderhead says... anyway we started a malt shop... To steal money away from a hard-working small businessman! SUCH IS THE AIM OF CAPITALISM, GOOD DOCTOR.
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 14, 2014 16:15:45 GMT
Scopes: Well, me and my ...girlfriend? or have we not hooked up again in "canon" as some spiderhead says... anyway we started a malt shop... WHAT'S A MALT SHOP? WHO ARE YOU. WHY IS EVERYONE HERE?Scopes: Oh dear, memory problems. Its me, Mark, remember?
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 14, 2014 16:16:39 GMT
Help a hat is eating my snake.
Wait.
*anaconda burst into thousands of egyptian asps*
Forgot I could do that. DURGA WHAT THE DICKENS. ARE YOU DRUNK AGAIN?
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 14, 2014 16:18:00 GMT
To steal money away from a hard-working small businessman! SUCH IS THE AIM OF CAPITALISM, GOOD DOCTOR.Accursed kappatilism! You won't pester me for long... *Pulls cucumber out of coat*
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 14, 2014 16:19:35 GMT
*Zaroews seems to be prowling, carryina a sack, and accidentally trips and pours millions of maggots on jack*
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