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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 23, 2015 5:10:49 GMT
A general assembly of Jacks is called. Every Jack in the multiverse is invited to this assembly, which is held in the Jack Zone.
Jack Frost is the first to arrive, in the early hours of morning. The master thief, Jack Pine, arrives inconspicuously, closely followed by his apprentice, Slippery Jack. Frost attempts to torment them, but Pine shrugs it off, and Slippery just goes dormant until summer.
Jack Daw brings Jack Shit along, but leaves him on the roof to make his own way in.
Jack Be Nimble and Jack Sprat exchange diet secrets.
Jumpin' Jack Flash stumbles in with a hangover, insisting repeatedly that he's all right now.
The Jack of Hearts causes some commotion at his entrance, but then everyone commences to do what they were doing before he turned their heads.
Jack the Giant-Killer takes the podium. "I hear some parties are under the impression that there are too many Jacks. Well, I may be just a simple country farm boy, but I say we have the right to Jack off anywhere we please! WHO'S WITH ME?"
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Ralph
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Post by Ralph on Jan 23, 2015 5:12:32 GMT
Cracker Jack yells "Yeah! Let's jack off with our whack off!"
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 23, 2015 5:16:30 GMT
A general assembly of Jacks is called. Every Jack in the multiverse is invited to this assembly, which is held in the Jack Zone. Jack Frost is the first to arrive, in the early hours of morning. The master thief, Jack Pine, arrives inconspicuously, closely followed by his apprentice, Slippery Jack. Frost attempts to torment them, but Pine shrugs it off, and Slippery just goes dormant until summer. Jack Daw brings Jack Shit along, but leaves him on the roof to make his own way in. Jack Be Nimble and Jack Sprat exchange diet secrets. Jumpin' Jack Flash stumbles in with a hangover, insisting repeatedly that he's all right now. The Jack of Hearts causes some commotion at his entrance, but then everyone commences to do what they were doing before he turned their heads. Jack the Giant-Killer takes the podium. "I hear some parties are under the impression that there are too many Jacks. Well, I may be just a simple country farm boy, but I say we have the right to Jack off anywhere we please! WHO'S WITH ME?" SU ddenl MY OC JACK SUPERHEDGEHOG comes in and pulls out a infinit amo machingune and kills everone. the wirld dies. |
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Ralph
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Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 23, 2015 5:19:31 GMT
A general assembly of Jacks is called. Every Jack in the multiverse is invited to this assembly, which is held in the Jack Zone. Jack Frost is the first to arrive, in the early hours of morning. The master thief, Jack Pine, arrives inconspicuously, closely followed by his apprentice, Slippery Jack. Frost attempts to torment them, but Pine shrugs it off, and Slippery just goes dormant until summer. Jack Daw brings Jack Shit along, but leaves him on the roof to make his own way in. Jack Be Nimble and Jack Sprat exchange diet secrets. Jumpin' Jack Flash stumbles in with a hangover, insisting repeatedly that he's all right now. The Jack of Hearts causes some commotion at his entrance, but then everyone commences to do what they were doing before he turned their heads. Jack the Giant-Killer takes the podium. "I hear some parties a are under the impression that there are too many Jacks. Well, I may be just a simple country farm boy, but I say we have the right to Jack off anywhere we please! WHO'S WITH ME?" SU ddenl MY OC JACK SUPERHEDGEHOG comes in and pulls out a infinit amo machingune and kills everone. the wirld dies. But Jack Daniels is too quick for him and knocks him out with a bottle of whiskey. And then keeps knocking him. To dead. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 23, 2015 5:23:53 GMT
SU ddenl MY OC JACK SUPERHEDGEHOG comes in and pulls out a infinit amo machingune and kills everone. the wirld dies. But Jack Daniels is too quick for him and knocks him out with a bottle of whiskey. And then keeps knocking him. To dead. But machingun is also contang a healing potion adn it reveives him. |
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Ralph
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Post by Ralph on Jan 23, 2015 5:25:26 GMT
But Jack Daniels is too quick for him and knocks him out with a bottle of whiskey. And then keeps knocking him. To dead. But machingun is also contang a healing potion adn it reveives him. Jack Daniels break the machinegun over his knee. Then he hits Jack Superhedgehog again. To died. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 23, 2015 5:27:53 GMT
But machingun is also contang a healing potion adn it reveives him. Jack Daniels break the machinegun over his knee. Then he hits Jack Superhedgehog again. To died. his gohst poseses u ((typing in such poor english hurts but in a fun way)) |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 23, 2015 5:29:11 GMT
A general assembly of Jacks is called. Every Jack in the multiverse is invited to this assembly, which is held in the Jack Zone. Jack Frost is the first to arrive, in the early hours of morning. The master thief, Jack Pine, arrives inconspicuously, closely followed by his apprentice, Slippery Jack. Frost attempts to torment them, but Pine shrugs it off, and Slippery just goes dormant until summer. Jack Daw brings Jack Shit along, but leaves him on the roof to make his own way in. Jack Be Nimble and Jack Sprat exchange diet secrets. Jumpin' Jack Flash stumbles in with a hangover, insisting repeatedly that he's all right now. The Jack of Hearts causes some commotion at his entrance, but then everyone commences to do what they were doing before he turned their heads. Jack the Giant-Killer takes the podium. "I hear some parties are under the impression that there are too many Jacks. Well, I may be just a simple country farm boy, but I say we have the right to Jack off anywhere we please! WHO'S WITH ME?" SU ddenl MY OC JACK SUPERHEDGEHOG comes in and pulls out a infinit amo machingune and kills everone. the wirld dies. "You mean MY OC JACK SUPERHEDGEHOG", says High Jack. |
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Ralph
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Soup is not my favorite food.
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Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 23, 2015 5:29:34 GMT
Jack Daniels break the machinegun over his knee. Then he hits Jack Superhedgehog again. To died. his gohst poseses u ((typing in such poor english hurts but in a fun way)) Jack Daniels is too drunk to be possessed. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 23, 2015 5:30:43 GMT
SU ddenl MY OC JACK SUPERHEDGEHOG comes in and pulls out a infinit amo machingune and kills everone. the wirld dies. "You mean MY OC JACK SUPERHEDGEHOG", says High Jack. *Suddenly, the universe is destroyed as Azershull finds no use for this one*. THE END. |
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Ralph
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Soup is not my favorite food.
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Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 23, 2015 5:32:38 GMT
"You mean MY OC JACK SUPERHEDGEHOG", says High Jack. *Suddenly, the universe is destroyed as Azershull finds no use for this one*. THE END.Jackatoth will have something to say about that. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 23, 2015 5:34:13 GMT
*Suddenly, the universe is destroyed as Azershull finds no use for this one*. THE END.Jackatoth will have something to say about that. *jackatoth is eaten by a greu but the universe instantly regenerates* |
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Post by Xward on Jan 23, 2015 5:34:58 GMT
*Soon you are joined by Candle Ja-
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Ralph
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Soup is not my favorite food.
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Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 23, 2015 5:37:32 GMT
The meeting is interrupted by the jack's arch enemies, the Jakes.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 23, 2015 5:47:52 GMT
The meeting is interrupted by the jack's arch enemies, the Jakes. They are immediately assaulted with blackjacks. |
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