Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 23, 2015 5:49:53 GMT
The meeting is interrupted by the jack's arch enemies, the Jakes. They are immediately assaulted with blackjacks. Jake catches most of them as Jake makes a smarmy pun.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 23, 2015 5:55:58 GMT
They are immediately assaulted with blackjacks. Jake catches most of them as Jake makes a smarmy pun. "I've had enough of these Jackanapes", says Jack, an ape. Paul Bunyan, who was let into the meeting on a technicality, gives them a tremendous kick.
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Dario
Burgrr Janitor
Posts: 382
Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Jan 23, 2015 9:21:06 GMT
I can't see Jack Shit.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 23, 2015 16:47:17 GMT
"I'm still up here", says Jack Shit, on the roof where Jack Daw left him. "Will somebody bring me Jack Ladder?"
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Post by Durga on Jan 23, 2015 16:49:50 GMT
*manifests at entrance *
Has anyone seen Jack Knife?
dude owes me 11 dollars.
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 23, 2015 16:52:56 GMT
No, but Jack Hammer is here.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 23, 2015 16:57:21 GMT
*manifests at entrance *
Has anyone seen Jack Knife?
dude owes me 11 dollars. "Last I heard, he was with Jack Ketch", says Monterey Jack, so smooth but spicy.
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Jan 23, 2015 17:23:06 GMT
*a small pumpkinheaded child enters* dafuq is all this
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Post by Xward on Jan 23, 2015 17:37:07 GMT
*a small pumpkinheaded child enters* dafuq is all this Jack attack
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Jan 23, 2015 17:41:30 GMT
*a small pumpkinheaded child enters* dafuq is all this Jack attack *a tall pumpkin headed guy sneaks in the back hoping not to be caught*
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Jan 23, 2015 17:46:20 GMT
*a tall pumpkin headed guy sneaks in the back hoping not to be caught* *is escorted out for not being the right kind of jack*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 23, 2015 17:49:36 GMT
*a tall pumpkin headed guy sneaks in the back hoping not to be caught* *is escorted out for not being the right kind of jack* Every man Jack is welcome here!
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Jan 23, 2015 17:52:58 GMT
*is escorted out for not being the right kind of jack* Every man Jack is welcome here! *quickly dusts off jack-et and makes a "im watching you" motion at the jack-asses that threw him out*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 23, 2015 18:20:56 GMT
Every man Jack is welcome here! *quickly dusts off jack-et and makes a "im watching you" motion at the jack-asses that threw him out* Jack Adams and Jack Leg are punished for their insolence. You are offered some applejack.
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Jan 23, 2015 18:23:39 GMT
*quickly dusts off jack-et and makes a "im watching you" motion at the jack-asses that threw him out* Jack Adams and Jack Leg are punished for their influence. You are offered some applejack. *takes the beverage and joins the J name festivities*
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