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Post by Durga on Jan 28, 2015 18:30:23 GMT
{{I can't think of a way to respond to this, but it's absolutely perfect in every way}} {{Danke}}EDIT: {{*STARES INTENTLY. FACE COMBUSTS*}} {UNDERWATER GURGLING INTENSIFIES}
*lifts an arm out of the water and gives a thumbs up. disappears into the water, only to pop up out of the sand near the others.*
So. Like. Is this the same island as that game show was on? what ever happened to that anyway? June: What game show?
If we're gonna barbecue things, I might as well contribute...
*materializes a firepit with several spits rotating above. Takes a spit and impales a materialized lump of cactus* |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
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Post by Ralph on Jan 28, 2015 18:31:20 GMT
{{I can't think of a way to respond to this, but it's absolutely perfect in every way}} {{Danke}} Ah, Some Island Gameshow thing. I dunno what it's called.
If we're gonna barbecue things, I might as well contribute...
*materializes a firepit with several spits rotating above. Takes a spit and impales a materialized lump of cactus*June: I have some sauces if you want to add some flavouring. |
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Post by Durga on Jan 28, 2015 18:49:27 GMT
{{Danke}} Ah, Some Island Gameshow thing. I dunno what it's called.
If we're gonna barbecue things, I might as well contribute...
*materializes a firepit with several spits rotating above. Takes a spit and impales a materialized lump of cactus*June: I have some sauces if you want to add some flavouring.
*impales a tire on another spit. grabs a third spit and enters the ocean* |
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Ralph
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Soup is not my favorite food.
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Post by Ralph on Jan 28, 2015 18:51:04 GMT
June: I have some sauces if you want to add some flavouring.
*impales a tire on another spit. grabs a third spit and enters the ocean*June: Alright. I'll just put some on tha meat. *June pulls out a flask of strange red liquid and begins pouring it on the grill. |
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Ralph
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Soup is not my favorite food.
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Post by Ralph on Jan 28, 2015 19:41:28 GMT
June: I have some sauces if you want to add some flavouring.
*impales a tire on another spit. grabs a third spit and enters the ocean*June: Hey, would ya like to see ma pet boghog? |
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Post by Durga on Jan 28, 2015 19:43:52 GMT
Nah. I don't eat.
*impales a tire on another spit. grabs a third spit and enters the ocean* June: Hey, would ya like to see ma pet boghog?
Shrug! sure. I'm a little busy down here, though.
*an Eye manifests next to June* |
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Ralph
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Soup is not my favorite food.
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Post by Ralph on Jan 28, 2015 19:49:05 GMT
June: Hey, would ya like to see ma pet boghog?
Shrug! sure. I'm a little busy down here, though.
*an Eye manifests next to June**June whistles, and a rumbling can be heard in the distance. |
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Ralph
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Soup is not my favorite food.
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Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 28, 2015 20:28:28 GMT
*Suddenly, a massive warthog-like animal came trotting up, covered in fungus and moss. It trotted up to June and sniffed her before grabbing her with its tusk and hurling her into the sky.*
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Louis
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Oh good a terrible death place.
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Post by Louis on Jan 28, 2015 20:49:27 GMT
So basically you are so bad of a chef your food is good. Amazing. *You are hit in the face with a mango* *Louis seems unfazed, and eats the mango* |
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Louis
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Post by Louis on Jan 28, 2015 20:51:28 GMT
*Suddenly, a massive warthog-like animal came trotting up, covered in fungus and moss. It trotted up to June and sniffed her before grabbing her with its tusk and hurling her into the sky.* Well, that looks cool. |
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Ralph
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Soup is not my favorite food.
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Post by Ralph on Jan 28, 2015 20:53:15 GMT
*Suddenly, a massive warthog-like animal came trotting up, covered in fungus and moss. It trotted up to June and sniffed her before grabbing her with its tusk and hurling her into the sky.* Well, that looks cool. *June landed softly on the hog's back with a thump* June: Yep, he's mah pet boghog. Got him when he was a little hoglet. He likes rotting meat. |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
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Post by Louis on Jan 28, 2015 20:56:20 GMT
*June landed softly on the hog's back with a thump* June: Yep, he's mah pet boghog. Got him when he was a little hoglet. He likes rotting meat. Tell him not to eat me. Well, technically I am a sentient gun, but i'm possessing this corpse. |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
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Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 28, 2015 20:58:03 GMT
*June landed softly on the hog's back with a thump* June: Yep, he's mah pet boghog. Got him when he was a little hoglet. He likes rotting meat. Tell him not to eat me. Well, technically I am a sentient gun, but i'm possessing this corpse. June: Alright. We're having a barbacue, by the way. |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 28, 2015 21:08:26 GMT
Tell him not to eat me. Well, technically I am a sentient gun, but i'm possessing this corpse. June: Alright. We're having a barbacue, by the way. I smelt it. I myself do not need to eat, but with nerves I can actually taste and feel things. I like to try new foods all the time. |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
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Tarnished silver is silver still
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Jan 28, 2015 21:10:58 GMT
*At this point, a raft happens to drift within earshot of the island, built of discarded oil drums and hundreds of coconuts. A voice sounds from it, having an animated conversation with a dubiously present second party.*
I'm telling you, that isn't an island there! It's a bunch of carnivorous plants tied together, there's going to be teeth in the fruits, we're not stopping here! I am finding another restaurant, and we are going there, and if you argue I will turn this raft around!
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