01 - The Magician

[Uh-Oh Nautilus]

Are you sticking around? Or do you intend to go back?
Hey, Xward, there's a thing back here.

[Pumpkinheadeddoll]

Mar 10, 2015 1:21:28 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Mar 9, 2015 1:16:19 GMT Pumpkinheadeddoll said:

well we can at least face the next battle together eh? *jack retrieves his trusty Lolíhammer from the nowhere bag and prepares himself for whatever may come next Taffy smiles and takes out a small screwdriver and begins tinkering on some of her joints to make sure they are battle ready*

*The Reavers sly through the eclipse... and into a land of grey wastes, and red jungles. The desert is scattered with the bones of those who could not properly traverse it, and their white sheen glows brightly from the sun... or lack of it. In the sky there is no sun, only a swirling, greyish-white void. Bolts of lightning and tornadoes fall from it constantly, and it rises sandstorms whenever it so much as changes shape. Giant serpents made of dust soar through the sky, devouring any creature that attempts to take flgiht that isn't on the side of the Reavers, and you can see worms in the sand. The jungles are full of predatory beasts, but they seem not to be under the control of the realm, and many hordes of mummified legions raid the jungles constantly, repelled by reptilian humans that ride dinosaurs. In the distance you see a black city, made of obsidian, full of pyramids and towers. The lead Reaver speaks.*

Sands or trees?

hmmm, trees i am better with forests than with heat. direct sunlight tends to make my gourd shrink. *taffy nods* its not a rainforest is it? i get sticky in humid weather

[Grigor Mortis]

Mar 10, 2015 11:26:54 GMT Uh-Oh Nautilus said:

Are you sticking around? Or do you intend to go back?
Hey, Xward, there's a thing back here.

I will keep going.

I can go back once I reach the end of this tunnel. Will you come with?

Mar 10, 2015 20:10:41 GMT Pumpkinheadeddoll said:

Mar 10, 2015 1:21:28 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

*The Reavers sly through the eclipse... and into a land of grey wastes, and red jungles. The desert is scattered with the bones of those who could not properly traverse it, and their white sheen glows brightly from the sun... or lack of it. In the sky there is no sun, only a swirling, greyish-white void. Bolts of lightning and tornadoes fall from it constantly, and it rises sandstorms whenever it so much as changes shape. Giant serpents made of dust soar through the sky, devouring any creature that attempts to take flgiht that isn't on the side of the Reavers, and you can see worms in the sand. The jungles are full of predatory beasts, but they seem not to be under the control of the realm, and many hordes of mummified legions raid the jungles constantly, repelled by reptilian humans that ride dinosaurs. In the distance you see a black city, made of obsidian, full of pyramids and towers. The lead Reaver speaks.*

Sands or trees?

hmmm, trees i am better with forests than with heat. direct sunlight tends to make my gourd shrink. *taffy nods* its not a rainforest is it? i get sticky in humid weather

*The cages open and drop Roger, jack, and Taffy into one of the Jungles. It's rather dark, but light can be seen now and then. The trees are read and covered in eye, and the "grass" seems to be tendrils. You can hear a horse's footsteps.*

[gobby gobberson]

Mar 10, 2015 20:25:03 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Mar 10, 2015 11:26:54 GMT Uh-Oh Nautilus said:

Are you sticking around? Or do you intend to go back?
Hey, Xward, there's a thing back here.

I will keep going.

I can go back once I reach the end of this tunnel. Will you come with?

Mar 10, 2015 20:10:41 GMT Pumpkinheadeddoll said:

hmmm, trees i am better with forests than with heat. direct sunlight tends to make my gourd shrink. *taffy nods* its not a rainforest is it? i get sticky in humid weather

*The cages open and drop Roger, jack, and Taffy into one of the Jungles. It's rather dark, but light can be seen now and then. The trees are read and covered in eye, and the "grass" seems to be tendrils. You can hear a horse's footsteps.*

... So, I think we made a mistake...

[Pumpkinheadeddoll]

Mar 10, 2015 20:25:03 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Mar 10, 2015 11:26:54 GMT Uh-Oh Nautilus said:

Are you sticking around? Or do you intend to go back?
Hey, Xward, there's a thing back here.

I will keep going.

I can go back once I reach the end of this tunnel. Will you come with?

Mar 10, 2015 20:10:41 GMT Pumpkinheadeddoll said:

hmmm, trees i am better with forests than with heat. direct sunlight tends to make my gourd shrink. *Taffy nods* its not a rainforest is it? I get sticky in humid weather

*The cages open and drop Roger, jack, and Taffy into one of the Jungles. It's rather dark, but light can be seen now and then. The trees are read and covered in eye, and the "grass" seems to be tendrils. You can hear a horse's footsteps.*

*jack focuses very hard for a moment and his headflame glows twice as bright serving as a light against the encroaching darkness and helps Taffy up and then proceeds to dust himself and her off* you ok kid?

[Grigor Mortis]

Mar 10, 2015 20:30:29 GMT gobby gobberson said:

Mar 10, 2015 20:25:03 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

I will keep going.

I can go back once I reach the end of this tunnel. Will you come with?

*The cages open and drop Roger, jack, and Taffy into one of the Jungles. It's rather dark, but light can be seen now and then. The trees are read and covered in eye, and the "grass" seems to be tendrils. You can hear a horse's footsteps.*

... So, I think we made a mistake...

*A voice calls out from the direction of the hoofsteps.*

You chose TREES? hHAHAH. You're a joke! I'm only here for the sweetshop.

Mar 10, 2015 20:31:11 GMT Pumpkinheadeddoll said:

Mar 10, 2015 20:25:03 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

I will keep going.

I can go back once I reach the end of this tunnel. Will you come with?

*The cages open and drop Roger, jack, and Taffy into one of the Jungles. It's rather dark, but light can be seen now and then. The trees are read and covered in eye, and the "grass" seems to be tendrils. You can hear a horse's footsteps.*

*jack focuses very hard for a moment and his headflame glows twice as bright serving as a light against the encroaching darkness and helps Taffy up and then proceeds to dust himself and her off* you ok kid?

Evidently! After all, he's still in one piece when he could be in, say, two! That would be HILARIOUS.

[gobby gobberson]

Mar 10, 2015 20:40:06 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Mar 10, 2015 20:30:29 GMT gobby gobberson said:

... So, I think we made a mistake...

*A voice calls out from the direction of the hoofsteps.*

You chose TREES? hHAHAH. You're a joke! I'm only here for the sweetshop.

Mar 10, 2015 20:31:11 GMT Pumpkinheadeddoll said:

*jack focuses very hard for a moment and his headflame glows twice as bright serving as a light against the encroaching darkness and helps Taffy up and then proceeds to dust himself and her off* you ok kid?

Evidently! After all, he's still in one piece when he could be in, say, two! That would be HILARIOUS.

...sweetshop? also, I assume you are not gonna be an ally, correct, mysterious voice that I can't help but associate with the color green?

[Grigor Mortis]

Mar 10, 2015 20:44:47 GMT gobby gobberson said:

Mar 10, 2015 20:40:06 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

*A voice calls out from the direction of the hoofsteps.*

You chose TREES? hHAHAH. You're a joke! I'm only here for the sweetshop.

Evidently! After all, he's still in one piece when he could be in, say, two! That would be HILARIOUS.

...sweetshop? also, I assume you are not gonna be an ally, correct, mysterious voice that I can't help but associate with the color green?

Poke the third eye on that tree over there! You'll see what a sweetshop is.

And don't you get Meta on me you little rapscallion I'll have you know I have skewered many like you!


But where are my manners? Maybe they're GONE WITH MY HEAAAD. YEEEAAAHYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

[gobby gobberson]

Mar 10, 2015 20:49:34 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Mar 10, 2015 20:44:47 GMT gobby gobberson said:

...sweetshop? also, I assume you are not gonna be an ally, correct, mysterious voice that I can't help but associate with the color green?

Poke the third eye on that tree over there! You'll see what a sweetshop is.

And don't you get Meta on me you little rapscallion I'll have you know I have skewered many like you!


But where are my manners? Maybe they're GONE WITH MY HEAAAD. YEEEAAAHYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

what do you mean by meta? ...Bah, nevermind... * Roger pokes the eye*

[Pumpkinheadeddoll]

Mar 10, 2015 20:49:34 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Mar 10, 2015 20:44:47 GMT gobby gobberson said:

...sweetshop? also, I assume you are not gonna be an ally, correct, mysterious voice that I can't help but associate with the color green?

Poke the third eye on that tree over there! You'll see what a sweetshop is.

And don't you get Meta on me you little rapscallion I'll have you know I have skewered many like you!


But where are my manners? Maybe they're GONE WITH MY HEAAAD. YEEEAAAHYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

*jack instantly dashes over to the tree and jabs it in the aforementioned eye like an impatient businessman waiting for a elevator, a low drone emenating from him*
sweetshopsweetshopsweetshopsweetshopsweetshopsweetshopsweetshop!

[Grigor Mortis]

Mar 10, 2015 20:52:05 GMT gobby gobberson said:

Mar 10, 2015 20:49:34 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Poke the third eye on that tree over there! You'll see what a sweetshop is.

And don't you get Meta on me you little rapscallion I'll have you know I have skewered many like you!


But where are my manners? Maybe they're GONE WITH MY HEAAAD. YEEEAAAHYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

what do you mean by meta? ...Bah, nevermind... * Roger pokes the eye*

Mar 10, 2015 20:53:50 GMT Pumpkinheadeddoll said:

Mar 10, 2015 20:49:34 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Poke the third eye on that tree over there! You'll see what a sweetshop is.

And don't you get Meta on me you little rapscallion I'll have you know I have skewered many like you!


But where are my manners? Maybe they're GONE WITH MY HEAAAD. YEEEAAAHYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

*jack instantly dashes over to the tree and jabs it in the aforementioned eye like an impatient businessman waiting for a elevator, a low drone emenating from him*
sweetshopsweetshopsweetshopsweetshopsweetshopsweetshopsweetshop!

*The tree suddenly turns into a window like in a drive through, that opens up into multiple rows of candy on shelves. A skeleton in a top hat slowly rises from behind the counter. You remember seeing this guy in the Library.*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELfxtdEakhk

Buenos dias. What are you buying?

You need to pay me for getting you MORE CUSTOMERS, GRIIIIGOR!!!


Never!

[Pumpkinheadeddoll]

Mar 10, 2015 20:58:09 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Mar 10, 2015 20:52:05 GMT gobby gobberson said:

what do you mean by meta? ...Bah, nevermind... * Roger pokes the eye*

Mar 10, 2015 20:53:50 GMT Pumpkinheadeddoll said:

*jack instantly dashes over to the tree and jabs it in the aforementioned eye like an impatient businessman waiting for a elevator, a low drone emenating from him*
sweetshopsweetshopsweetshopsweetshopsweetshopsweetshopsweetshop!

*The tree suddenly turns into a window like in a drive through, that opens up into multiple rows of candy on shelves. A skeleton in a top hat slowly rises from behind the counter. You remember seeing this guy in the Library.*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELfxtdEakhk

Buenos dias. What are you buying?

You need to pay me for getting you MORE CUSTOMERS, GRIIIIGOR!!!


Never!

*jack looks at the skeleton with a burning convition in his eyes* how much for literally all of your stock. all of it.

[gobby gobberson]

Mar 10, 2015 20:58:09 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Mar 10, 2015 20:52:05 GMT gobby gobberson said:

what do you mean by meta? ...Bah, nevermind... * Roger pokes the eye*

Mar 10, 2015 20:53:50 GMT Pumpkinheadeddoll said:

*jack instantly dashes over to the tree and jabs it in the aforementioned eye like an impatient businessman waiting for a elevator, a low drone emenating from him*
sweetshopsweetshopsweetshopsweetshopsweetshopsweetshopsweetshop!

*The tree suddenly turns into a window like in a drive through, that opens up into multiple rows of candy on shelves. A skeleton in a top hat slowly rises from behind the counter. You remember seeing this guy in the Library.*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELfxtdEakhk

Buenos dias. What are you buying?

You need to pay me for getting you MORE CUSTOMERS, GRIIIIGOR!!!


Never!

Well, what do you take as currency? *Roger looks at the shelves*

[Uh-Oh Nautilus]

Mar 10, 2015 20:25:03 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Mar 10, 2015 11:26:54 GMT Uh-Oh Nautilus said:

Are you sticking around? Or do you intend to go back?
Hey, Xward, there's a thing back here.

I will keep going.

I can go back once I reach the end of this tunnel. Will you come with?

Mar 10, 2015 20:10:41 GMT Pumpkinheadeddoll said:

hmmm, trees i am better with forests than with heat. direct sunlight tends to make my gourd shrink. *taffy nods* its not a rainforest is it? i get sticky in humid weather

*The cages open and drop Roger, jack, and Taffy into one of the Jungles. It's rather dark, but light can be seen now and then. The trees are read and covered in eye, and the "grass" seems to be tendrils. You can hear a horse's footsteps.*

Depends on what we find in that tunnel. Also depends on Xward.

[Xward]

Mar 10, 2015 21:00:30 GMT Uh-Oh Nautilus said:

Mar 10, 2015 20:25:03 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

I will keep going.

I can go back once I reach the end of this tunnel. Will you come with?

*The cages open and drop Roger, jack, and Taffy into one of the Jungles. It's rather dark, but light can be seen now and then. The trees are read and covered in eye, and the "grass" seems to be tendrils. You can hear a horse's footsteps.*

Depends on what we find in that tunnel. Also depends on Xward.

Oh hey a skeleton