Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422 
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 24, 2015 18:48:17 GMT
Somewhere in existence is a shopping mall with the words "Shooping Malt" on the front. It is unknown if that's a spelling error or they just ran out of letters. Upon entering, you hear an easy listening tune that seems to go forever without looping. Stores line the walls, selling all manners of things you might want to buy. A voice on the intercom says "Attention shoppers, there is a special on shallow graves today."
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Feb 25, 2015 21:14:07 GMT
*Phases into existence* Well! A mall! Why not? *Examines shelves*
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 25, 2015 21:47:28 GMT
*Phases into existence* Well! A mall! Why not? *Examines shelves* The shelves in this part are lined with food. |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Feb 25, 2015 21:50:50 GMT
*Phases into existence* Well! A mall! Why not? *Examines shelves* The shelves in this part are lined with food. *Checks the price tag on the nearest item* |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 25, 2015 21:51:49 GMT
The shelves in this part are lined with food. *Checks the price tag on the nearest item* A bag of purple tomato chips 18 centers. |
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Dario
Burgrr Janitor
Posts: 382
Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Feb 25, 2015 23:24:39 GMT
*Magda is wandering through the aisles, still 13 and a half feet body with four legs, but with a rounder body and an atrophied third arm. She's trying to interpret the Malt's map, and failing.*
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 25, 2015 23:51:02 GMT
*Magda is wandering through the aisles, still 13 and a half feet body with four legs, but with a rounder body and an atrophied third arm. She's trying to interpret the Malt's map, and failing.*
The voice on the intercom says: Do not go to aisle 11. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Feb 26, 2015 1:44:20 GMT
*Shrigul waltzes into the mall*
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 26, 2015 1:48:16 GMT
*Shrigul waltzes into the mall* You see a new smoothie store. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Feb 26, 2015 1:49:26 GMT
*Shrigul waltzes into the mall* You see a new smoothie store. *Shrigul goes into the smoothie store and looks at the menu* Yo, what'cha got here? |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 26, 2015 1:56:19 GMT
You see a new smoothie store. *Shrigul goes into the smoothie store and looks at the menu* Yo, what'cha got here? "We have smoothies in the flavor of life, death, urinated whiskey, envy, cigarette butts, cheese, lipstick, and coconut." |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Feb 26, 2015 1:57:41 GMT
*Shrigul goes into the smoothie store and looks at the menu* Yo, what'cha got here? "We have smoothies in the flavor of life, death, urinated whiskey, envy, cigarette butts, cheese, lipstick, and coconut." ...Gimme a coconut smoothie...*Shrigul turns giant shrimp form, and hands over some money* |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 26, 2015 1:58:45 GMT
"We have smoothies in the flavor of life, death, urinated whiskey, envy, cigarette butts, cheese, lipstick, and coconut." ...Gimme a coconut smoothie...*Shrigul turns giant shrimp form, and hands over some money* A coconut smoothie appears in front of you. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Feb 26, 2015 2:01:01 GMT
...Gimme a coconut smoothie...*Shrigul turns giant shrimp form, and hands over some money* A coconut smoothie appears in front of you. *Shrigul drinks it, and lumbers off to explore the rest of the mall* |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Feb 26, 2015 2:04:59 GMT
A coconut smoothie appears in front of you. *Shrigul drinks it, and lumbers off to explore the rest of the mall* A helpful sign points towards the auto and toy sections. |
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