Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228 
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 18, 2014 21:55:38 GMT
((As discussed, a somewhat more talkative and somewhat less... bombastically adventurous RP thread.))
Gentlemen. It's been at least twelve minutes in the making, but it's finally happened.
My obscene and almost certainly existent wealth has been put to the ultimate purpose.
I give you...
The Dragon Emperor's Pirate's Cove Coffeehouse is now open for business!
...We also serve scones. And motor oil.
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Nov 18, 2014 22:22:37 GMT
((As discussed, a somewhat more talkative and somewhat less... bombastically adventurous RP thread.)) Gentlemen. It's been at least twelve minutes in the making, but it's finally happened. My obscene and almost certainly existent wealth has been put to the ultimate purpose. I give you... The Dragon Emperor's Pirate's Cove Coffeehouse is now open for business! ...We also serve scones. And motor oil.
...SCONES, YOU SAY?
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Post by Uh-Oh Nautilus on Nov 18, 2014 22:26:07 GMT
MOTOR OIL? I need some of that. For lubricant purposes.
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 18, 2014 22:27:09 GMT
((As discussed, a somewhat more talkative and somewhat less... bombastically adventurous RP thread.)) Gentlemen. It's been at least twelve minutes in the making, but it's finally happened. My obscene and almost certainly existent wealth has been put to the ultimate purpose. I give you... The Dragon Emperor's Pirate's Cove Coffeehouse is now open for business! ...We also serve scones. And motor oil.
...SCONES, YOU SAY?
Yep, scones! Also motor oil, the abstract concept of greasiness, and coffee. I figured the best way to solve a mystery was to build a coffeehouse on top of it. |
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Post by Durga on Nov 18, 2014 22:31:54 GMT
This unit would like to try some of this "coffee" you speak of.
It is to my understanding that cafes/coffeehouses are ideal places for monitoring greyzoner activity.
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 18, 2014 22:34:01 GMT
This unit would like to try some of this "coffee" you speak of.
It is to my understanding that cafes/coffeehouses are ideal places for monitoring greyzoner activity. Right. One order of scones, a jug of motor oil, and a glass of powdered beans dissolved in boiled water. Got it. Fortunately I have someone who actually knows how to prepare scones, coffee, greasiness, and motor oil working in there. That someone being A LEGION OF POSSESSED SUITS OF ARMOR! |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Nov 18, 2014 22:44:04 GMT
DOCTOR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT IS THE POINT IN SUCH A FRIVOLOUS...
...SCONES, YOU SAY?
Yep, scones! Also motor oil, the abstract concept of greasiness, and coffee. I figured the best way to solve a mystery was to build a coffeehouse on top of it. |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Nov 18, 2014 22:44:55 GMT
This unit would like to try some of this "coffee" you speak of.
It is to my understanding that cafes/coffeehouses are ideal places for monitoring greyzoner activity. Right. One order of scones, a jug of motor oil, and a glass of powdered beans dissolved in boiled water. Got it. Fortunately I have someone who actually knows how to prepare scones, coffee, greasiness, and motor oil working in there. That someone being A LEGION OF POSSESSED SUITS OF ARMOR! |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 18, 2014 22:45:11 GMT
Yep, scones! Also motor oil, the abstract concept of greasiness, and coffee. I figured the best way to solve a mystery was to build a coffeehouse on top of it. 1-2-3 not it! Alright, mental note: two orders of coffee. |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 18, 2014 23:00:07 GMT
Right. Voice, G1, here are your coffees. Lordofrye, your motor oil is waiting in the kitchen. The scones will be a while longer.
Don't worry about the LEGION OF POSSESSED SUITS OF ARMOR!, by the way. They won't interfere with our scintillating conversation. They're mostly fantastic window dressing.
Speaking of which, I spilled some of my fantastic dressing on the windows. (The secret ingredient is more dressing.)
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 18, 2014 23:04:17 GMT
Alright, before I order anything, Is your son gonna help? I am getting paid to check up every now and then, see what a zeren raised by a human will act.
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 18, 2014 23:09:33 GMT
Alright, before I order anything, Is your son gonna help? I am getting paid to check up every now and then, see what a zeren raised by a human will act. Oh, that. Apparently he's more dog-like than either of us figured. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 18, 2014 23:10:35 GMT
Has he started talking yet?
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
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Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 18, 2014 23:10:41 GMT
I will have 1 koffe please *jack slams 3 sugar packets down on the counter*
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 18, 2014 23:12:30 GMT
Has he started talking yet? Yes. With significantly more Rs than usual. He ran off through the time portal-door, to the grey-zone 1950s. Joined up with some group of other mystery solvers, I hear. |
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