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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 18, 2014 23:43:11 GMT
The janitor is dancing with a giant legless headless stripper. I think it is ONLY fair to point.
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Nov 18, 2014 23:43:39 GMT
WILL THERE BE *ANY* GREYZONERS ARRIVING, DOCTOR? THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH TIME ONE CAN DRINK COFFEE WHILST LACKING ANY TASTE BUDS...WE REQUIRE A GOOD LESSER BEING'S MIND TO DOMINATE AND TWIST, JUST SO WE CAN ENJOY A PASTRY OR SOMETHING. Oh, very well. I suppose we could always ACTIVATE THE ZONE-TIME-SPACE DISPLACEMENT ENGINE AND DISGUISE OURSELVES TO TRICK HAPLESS CIVILLIANS INTO ARRIVING! ENGAGE! *Engaging noises* YES! YES! *MANIACAL CHITINOUS LAUGHTER* HAPLESS DEGENERATES, FALL INTO OUR WEB, YESSSS...
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 18, 2014 23:44:34 GMT
a giant legless headless stripper. Are you talking about the hostess? Jesus hell, gobtraz, name calling is impolite! I should know, I do it all the time!
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 18, 2014 23:46:31 GMT
Name calling is what Jack is best at, and besides, why the fuck is there a laegless headless 19 foot tall person on a strippers pole? And also i think I just killed jack. Anyway, you have a girlfriend yet Curious?
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 18, 2014 23:48:29 GMT
Name calling is what Jack is best at, and besides, why the fuck is there a laegless headless 19 foot tall person on a strippers pole? And also i think I just killed jack. Anyway, you have a girlfriend yet Curious? I have no romantic relationships that have not never occurred, and again. What ELSE would you hire as a hostess in a Dragon Emperor's Pirate's Cove?
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 18, 2014 23:50:30 GMT
Soooo, anyway*Hides new brand of condoms that were invented last week* When your sog comes back, can I do a check up? His voice means SOMETHING is wrong with him. Also, what sub type do you think he is now?
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
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I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 18, 2014 23:50:45 GMT
Jack is foaming at the mouth and unconscious but still very much alive
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 18, 2014 23:52:03 GMT
Soooo, anyway*Hides new brand of condoms that were invented last week* When your sog comes back, can I do a check up? His voice means SOMETHING is wrong with him. Also, what sub type do you think he is now? I don't know and probably never will. But given my GREY-LORE EXPERTISE, I can assure you that he lives for at least 50 more years.
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 18, 2014 23:52:03 GMT
*gobtraz dumps trash on Jack, such as dead hooker arms, approximatley seventeen punds of condoms, and rotting chicken*
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 18, 2014 23:52:33 GMT
So, your son dies young, seeing as zeren are immortal?
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 18, 2014 23:53:15 GMT
So, your son dies young, seeing as zeren are immortal? Well if he's immortal we don't need to care about his health, do we?
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 18, 2014 23:53:48 GMT
*gobtraz dumps trash on Jack, such as dead hooker arms, approximatley seventeen punds of condoms, and rotting chicken* Oh, great. Where's the janitor gotten off to, he was just here a minute ago...
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 18, 2014 23:54:26 GMT
Immortal, not invincible, curious. Based on this timeline, you somehow outlived your alien son.
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
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I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 18, 2014 23:54:49 GMT
a small muffled "why" can be heard under the rubbish
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 18, 2014 23:55:39 GMT
Immortal, not invincible, curious. Based on this timeline, you somehow outlived your alien son. Oh, well. Can't do anything now, that's in the past! Reality is all fit together like a jigsaw puzzle, it only goes together one wy!
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