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Post by Durga on Nov 22, 2014 2:05:12 GMT
*jack nearly topples through the portal on its way back carrying a large green bag* GUYS...guys did you know this was a thing  holds out a bag labelled "gourdgrow fast acting plantfood" in found this in someone's house the other day and they screamed so i took it because it had brood on the front but its so SPECIAL with it I can do a thing |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 22, 2014 2:12:33 GMT
*The zaeren walks out of the restaurant, and a spiny yellow tendril comes out of his mouth, which he usus to smell, tasting with the roof snd bottom and teeth of his mouth. He recoils.* Hey guys, not to alarm you, but ANOTHER ZEREN HAS BEEN THROUGH HERE RECENTLY.
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084 
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 22, 2014 2:14:01 GMT
*jack nearly topples through the portal on its way back carrying a large green bag* GUYS...guys did you know this was a thing holds out a bag labelled "gourdgrow fast acting plantfood" in found this in someone's house the other day and they screamed so i took it because it had brood on the front but its so SPECIAL with it I can do a thing *jack being the fan of showing off that it is shoves a claw into the bag, pulls out a handfull of plantfood and shovels it into its mouth* and now for my big revea- *jack doubles over and seems to be in intense pain* this is not the fun part *jacks claws split open and gain an extra 2 prongs, its limbs and body elongate and fill out untill it is around the size of an average adult human finally its carve changes slightly and becomes more angular a deep purple flame spreads over its gourd* Tadaa  |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 22, 2014 2:14:20 GMT
*The zaeren walks out of the restaurant, and a spiny yellow tendril comes out of his mouth, which he usus to smell, tasting with the roof snd bottom and teeth of his mouth. He recoils.* Hey guys, not to alarm you, but ANOTHER ZEREN HAS BEEN THROUGH HERE RECENTLY. Oh not another one. For once can't we just have romance without murder? |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 22, 2014 2:15:40 GMT
Well wherever it is, its gone now. I wonder why*Sniffs again* he came through here?
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Post by Durga on Nov 22, 2014 2:17:40 GMT
*jack being the fan of showing off that it is shoves a claw into the bag, pulls out a handfull of plantfood and shovels it into its mouth* and now for my big revea- *jack doubles over and seems to be in intense pain* this is not the fun part *jacks claws split open and gain an extra 2 prongs, its limbs and body elongate and fill out untill it is around the size of an average adult human finally its carve changes slightly and becomes more angular a deep purple flame spreads over its gourd* Tadaa
*takes a nearby cup of coffee and down it's contents in a single gulp*
What was that.
Was that pumpkin puberty.
I did not know it worked that way. |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 22, 2014 2:20:22 GMT
*jack being the fan of showing off that it is shoves a claw into the bag, pulls out a handfull of plantfood and shovels it into its mouth* and now for my big revea- *jack doubles over and seems to be in intense pain* this is not the fun part *jacks claws split open and gain an extra 2 prongs, its limbs and body elongate and fill out untill it is around the size of an average adult human finally its carve changes slightly and becomes more angular a deep purple flame spreads over its gourd* Tadaa
*takes a nearby cup of coffee and down it's contents in a single gulp*
What was that.
Was that pumpkin puberty.
I did not know it worked that way. |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 22, 2014 2:23:13 GMT
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*takes a nearby cup of coffee and down it's contents in a single gulp*
What was that.
Was that pumpkin puberty.
I did not know it worked that way. A signature on this note of clean health, so my genitalia stop experiencing profound pain. Alternatively, a device for healing said pain. |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 22, 2014 2:27:40 GMT
im not sure, im also not sure if its permanent but I do feel a sense of superiority and a fuller grasp of the English language so perhaps, also i have the profound urge to craft sugargear, does anyone have anything they need forged? A signature on this note of clean health, so my genitalia stop experiencing profound pain. Alternatively, a device for healing said pain. *goes to gather sugar and phlogiston, tinkering noises are heard and then the sudden return* here you go mon ami *hands you what appears to be a codpiece...made from fudge* the healing properties of phlogistion work best when worn close to the fur so use this to help you balance those pesky humours |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 22, 2014 2:32:39 GMT
A signature on this note of clean health, so my genitalia stop experiencing profound pain. Alternatively, a device for healing said pain. *goes to gather sugar and phlogiston, tinkering noises are heard and then the sudden return* here you go mon ami *hands you what appears to be a codpiece...made from fudge* the healing properties of phlogistion work best when worn close to the fur so use this to help you balance those pesky humours Righto, then! *Fastens codpiece* |
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Post by . on Nov 22, 2014 2:52:46 GMT
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*takes a nearby cup of coffee and down it's contents in a single gulp*
What was that.
Was that pumpkin puberty.
I did not know it worked that way. * voice fills room * MAKE ME SOMETHING TO HELP GET OUT OF THE ZERN'S MIND |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 22, 2014 2:55:56 GMT
im not sure, im also not sure if its permanent but I do feel a sense of superiority and a fuller grasp of the English language so perhaps, also i have the profound urge to craft sugargear, does anyone have anything they need forged? * voice fills room * MAKE ME SOMETHING TO HELP GET OUT OF THE ZERN'S MIND |
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Post by . on Nov 22, 2014 3:06:56 GMT
WHAT IS THAT.
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 22, 2014 3:09:35 GMT
Our fine pumpkinzoner medical shamans say that when you are trapped in anothers mind you must simply bore a hole into their gourd and pour out the other consciousness simple enough *Advances while spinning up handdrill*
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Post by . on Nov 22, 2014 3:10:53 GMT
Our fine pumpkinzoner medical shamans say that when you are trapped in anothers mind you must simply bore a hole into their gourd and pour out the other consciousness simple enough *Advances while spinning up handdrill* I THINK WE NEED A PORTAL OR SOMETHING. |
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holds out a bag labelled "gourdgrow fast acting plantfood" in found this in someone's house the other day and they screamed so i took it because it had brood on the front but its so SPECIAL with it I can do a thing 
