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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Nov 19, 2014 6:50:07 GMT
www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/fungus-yields-new-prescription-drug-for-multiple-sclerosis/AS YOU SEE WE CAN CURE MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS (WHATEVER THOSE ARE) AND ALSO GRANT ETERNAL YOUTH CAN ANYONE GET ETERNAL YOUTH FROM EATING MIND SPIDERS? NO. IF ANYONE TELLS YOU THEY CAN THEY ARE LYING. COME AND EAT OUR FRUITING BODIES AND GAIN ETERNAL YOUTH. 100% PROMISE THIS IS NOT A TRICK TO INFECT YOU ALL.* *WE DO NOT PROMISE THIS IS NOT A TRICK TO PLAY ON YOUR IRRATIONAL TABOOS AGAINST EATING PROCREATIVE ORGANS AND THEN MAKE FUN OF YOU
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Nov 19, 2014 19:23:10 GMT
I'm fairly sure I've eaten at least 50 Mind Spiders.
Can confirm they do not cause eternal youth. Heart Spiders, on the other hand...
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Nov 20, 2014 1:05:48 GMT
WELL EVERYBODY KNOWS HEART SPIDERS ARE MEDICINAL
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Nov 20, 2014 1:09:18 GMT
True. You know, I could sell your fungus if you want. I promise I won't modify it in any way.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Nov 20, 2014 1:53:49 GMT
ONLY THE FRUITING BODIES THAT HAVE ALREADY RELEASED THEIR SPORES
*snaps off seven fruiting bodies*
THESE ARE WHAT WE HAVE AT THE MOMENT
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 21, 2014 3:05:39 GMT
HAhaha, eveyone here is eating dicks growing from zombies" Laughed zaroews.
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Nov 25, 2014 2:52:35 GMT
I can't eat. You insensitive prick.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Nov 25, 2014 3:46:18 GMT
YOU CAN POSSESS A MUSHROOM.
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Post by king on Nov 26, 2014 5:39:09 GMT
CORDYCEPS IS 4 DINNER
MUNF MUNF
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 12, 2014 11:52:05 GMT
CAN THIS HEAL OUR RAMPANT ALCOHOLISM
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