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Post by Xward on Nov 24, 2014 2:31:58 GMT
*looks at clock, sees it's 11 AM*
...Welp, must be a snow day or something very bad happened.
*sleeps for about another hour*
...wait.... this.... doesn't look like my room.
I mean it sorta looks like mt room... but it's missing some shit. My piss bottles aren't on the floor, my clothes are missing, my fan's gone and... wait how am I seeing this well without my glasses.
*rolls off bed*
......did I just fucking roll? Wait....
oh no
how the... what the fff-
WHY AM I A PEE BOTTLE!
I'M MY FuCKINg RP CHARACTER
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228 
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 24, 2014 2:32:42 GMT
Hey wait I don't wear a sleep mask
Or smell this bad
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DICK
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 24, 2014 2:36:32 GMT
Oh okay where is my body and also now I have a hooker factory. LET THE MONEY ROLL IN!!
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 24, 2014 2:38:15 GMT
Okay. Okay. Calm down. There has to be a logical explanation.
...What the hell is that thrumming sound?
Why is it so dark in here?
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Nov 24, 2014 2:40:07 GMT
why the fuck am i made of trash
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Dewitt
Interzonal Tourist
okay, maybe not a female. but listen pronouns are nonsense so she/hers fine Alright Cool
Posts: 172 
Favorite Disease: silverfish count, dont they? theyre so cute.
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Post by Dewitt on Nov 24, 2014 2:43:56 GMT
holy gosh everythings so big! and i have an urge... TO PERFORM!
*has a clothing montage as i decide on one of my many snazzy suits, with my friends shaking their heads until we decide on the snazziest of suits*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Nov 24, 2014 2:46:06 GMT
Wait...was I blue when I went to bed? I'm pretty sure that NOTHING IS AMISS AT ALL I SHOULD STOP WORRYING. Huh. I can see my bones. That's...A UNIQUE LOOK ALL WILL RESPECT MY TREND-SETTING WAYS. I'm going to go get some coffee.
Wait, I don't live in a cave. Where do I even keep coffee in here? IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO HAVE THIS SUBSTANCE I guess I'll just go for a swim...
THAT WILL REFRESH US GREATLY.
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Post by Xward on Nov 24, 2014 2:48:16 GMT
Okay, so I never really fleshed out which zone...xward, damnit I really need to think of a better name, lives in.
So I should be in... how the fuck did I open this door.
Okay I can ponder the short range telekinesis of my character later, I should be in-
*looks outside to see a simple hallway filled with doors with numbers on them*
-Apartment zone
...I wonder if this happened to anyone else, how would this even work with Cordyceps.... uhh.... whatever the second thing was
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Nov 24, 2014 2:50:29 GMT
oh man i'm made of trash
look what i can do
*vomits horde of earthworms*
sick
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Nov 24, 2014 2:56:32 GMT
Well, I'm swimming in the ocean and not going to class or work or anything EXACTLY AS I SHOULD BE. There are jellyfish and shark and squids all over the place WHICH I LOVE IT IS GREAT. Yes. Well. Ok. Oh god it's dark and it goes down for miles and there are unknown creatures with huge snaggly teeth THAT IS WHERE I NORMALLY GET BREAKFAST ALL IS NORMAL AND GREAT.
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Drfleelix
Fresh from the Seething
eating cardboard in a dumpster
Posts: 45
Favorite Disease: my dick scabies
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Post by Drfleelix on Nov 24, 2014 2:56:39 GMT
absolutely nothing has changed I'm still just some dickbag
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Dewitt
Interzonal Tourist
okay, maybe not a female. but listen pronouns are nonsense so she/hers fine Alright Cool
Posts: 172
Favorite Disease: silverfish count, dont they? theyre so cute.
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Post by Dewitt on Nov 24, 2014 2:58:09 GMT
((~*~ im just a teenage dickbag baby ~*~))
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Dario
Burgrr Janitor
Posts: 382
Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Nov 24, 2014 9:58:47 GMT
Well, since I've been Rping as two characters at once...
Case A (myself): Wha- Where am I? What the f*** is going on?! What the- is that a Reinassance doctor? Is that CORDYCEPS?!? ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME?!?
Okay. Okay. Okay. Deep breath. Deeeep breath. How the hell I'm gonna get out of here without getting murdered. Or worse. (Eh) More probably worse.
Case B (King of Holiday Star):
Man, we feel like shit, this morning. These blankets are two heavy.
............
Why does he have a coat in bed?
Why does his hand look yellow?
Why does the King- ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME*jolts*
"Wha... what was that?"
"The King doesn't understand. It's scary..."
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Nov 24, 2014 10:20:17 GMT
*WILD SCREAMING*
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 24, 2014 10:54:17 GMT
*goes to turn alarm clock off, misses with no arm and falls off the bed* *freaks out about loss of arm rushes to mirror sees jack o' lantern looking back* ...well safe to say im not going to college today *goes downstairs grabs sugar tin and eats clawfuls in front of the tv*
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