AWFUL HIGH

[gobby gobberson]

*Hands paper to Weaver* Tell fanfic demon to stop making these.*Collapses from blood loss caused by self inflected axe wpund*

[Deleted]

lololol all my plans r comin 2 fruittion!!1!1! xcept I wanted a 3way btwn Voice n Srhooms n Curious but nvm that can happin later 




mrk scopes ur pwoerless against me my pwrs r beyognd tiem beyond space I was present b4 the begining i SHIP THE COSMOS THMESELVES!!!1!

[everboundvenvel]

Nov 25, 2014 19:08:14 GMT gobby gobberson said:

FANFIC DEEEMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!*Stabs self with axe to drain blood for a ritual to undo time*

"MARK!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! SPIDER AND MUSHROOM WILLL PAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!"

Everbound(?) passes out.


((gotta go for now))

[High-Heeled Spider Crab]

Nov 25, 2014 19:10:06 GMT gobby gobberson said:

*Hands paper to Weaver* Tell fanfic demon to stop making these.*Collapses from blood loss caused by self inflected axe wpund*

UGH, YOU STUPID DWEEB! WE  WANTED TO MAKE YOU COLLAPSE IN A POOL OF YOUR OWN BLOOD! WHEN YOU REGAIN CONSCIOUSNESS, YOU ARE SO. DEAD. *KICKS MARK'S PRONE FORM FOR GOOD MEASURE, THEN PRISSILY TURNS AROUND AND STALKS OFF BACK TO CORDYCEPS* HMPH!

[gobby gobberson]

*Mask starts absorbing blood, and being behindd magic of mask steps out, a betendriled mammalian spire of flesh and exposed bones, a mouth at the top, eyes on ends of fur patches*

[Cordyceps sapiens]

OH LIKE NOBODY HAS AN ELDRITCH ABOMINATION MASK THOSE ARE NOT EVEN COOL ANYMORE WHERE DID YOU GET THAT CARCOSA OR SOMETHING

HA HA THE DWEEB HAS BEEN TOLD

[High-Heeled Spider Crab]

Nov 25, 2014 19:06:47 GMT Cordyceps sapiens said:

Nov 25, 2014 19:02:33 GMT gobby gobberson said:

Yeah right. You wanted my moonshine, otherwise you would have simply rejected. You know the stuff is like flavored water to us zull zone humans, right?

ALSO HE MADE US SAY WHAT WE WOULD DO WITH A SWALLOW AND A SPIT AND WHETHER WE WERE BI AND HOW CURIOUS WE WERE ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10

IF HE DOES ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN...JUST GET US, OKAY C.C? WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT GEEKAZOID

[gobby gobberson]

*Flesh spire grabs Weaver, and both disappear*

[High-Heeled Spider Crab]

Nov 25, 2014 19:17:47 GMT Cordyceps sapiens said:

OH LIKE NOBODY HAS AN ELDRITCH ABOMINATION MASK THOSE ARE NOT EVEN COOL ANYMORE WHERE DID YOU GET THAT CARCOSA OR SOMETHING

HA HA THE DWEEB HAS BEEN TOLD

NICE ONE, C.C! *HIGH LEG*

[everboundvenvel]

Above Everbound's(?) body, a Glaring Gate appears. A pack of five Pincer Faces leap out of the pupil. They are painted in countless bright neon colors and are covered in piercings and rave accessories.

[Cordyceps sapiens]

Nov 25, 2014 19:21:15 GMT everboundvenvel said:

Above Everbound's(?) body, a Glaring Gate appears. A pack of five Pincer Faces leap out of the pupil. They are painted in countless bright neon colors and are covered in piercings and rave accessories.

WHO ARE THESE DINGUSES

[High-Heeled Spider Crab]

Nov 25, 2014 19:18:49 GMT gobby gobberson said:

*Flesh spire grabs Weaver, and both disappear*

EW, GRODY! *WARPS BACK TO CORDYCEPS*

[gobby gobberson]

*Spire warps back, mutating to be reptilian, before a rampaging zeren eats it and both explode* Mark: *Cough cough* Dammit...Cordy...

[everboundvenvel]

Nov 25, 2014 19:26:34 GMT Cordyceps sapiens said:

Nov 25, 2014 19:21:15 GMT everboundvenvel said:

Above Everbound's(?) body, a Glaring Gate appears. A pack of five Pincer Faces leap out of the pupil. They are painted in countless bright neon colors and are covered in piercings and rave accessories.

WHO ARE THESE DINGUSES

Pincer Face Alpha Female(?): "HHHSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!"

She charges directly at Cordyceps with her slashing bill, cyberfalls and glowsticks swirling in all directions distractingly. A second Pincer Face steels herself to charge High-Heeled Spider Crab.

[gobby gobberson]

Seriously I need a doctor...