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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Nov 25, 2014 22:36:19 GMT
*I stole water proff clothes from this mer---Did I steal Cordys clothes? Ah, does not matter. WE FEEL AS THOUGH SOMEONE IS CONTEMPLATING THE THEFT OF OUR LEATHER JACKET AND SUNGLASSES SUCH AN ACT WOULD NOT BE TOLERATED COOLNESS MUST BE PRESERVED |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 25, 2014 22:38:14 GMT
*Mark tosses hand axe, knocking off Cordys glasses and jacket accidentally*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Nov 25, 2014 22:46:50 GMT
*Mark tosses hand axe, knocking off Cordys glasses and jacket accidentally* HOW DID THAT OCCUR IT SEEMS TO DEFY ALL PHYSICAL POSSIBILITY OH WELL NOW THE CLOTHING OF THE COOL IS DRENCHED IN URINE AND MUST BE GIVEN UP AS LOST |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084 
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 25, 2014 22:50:05 GMT
*sucre will continue to stalk mark until rendered into a pool of sugar as per jacks instruction*
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Dewitt
Interzonal Tourist
okay, maybe not a female. but listen pronouns are nonsense so she/hers fine Alright Cool
Posts: 172 
Favorite Disease: silverfish count, dont they? theyre so cute.
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Post by Dewitt on Nov 25, 2014 22:51:15 GMT
Dewitt loses 2 faith points in cordyceps's coolness D: that honestly affects nothing though
Dewitt then politely falls the fuck asleep because i am 2 tired 2 operate rn ((i think all of my characters have narcolepsy))
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Nov 25, 2014 22:54:30 GMT
*Mark tosses hand axe, knocking off Cordys glasses and jacket accidentally* HOW DID THAT OCCUR IT SEEMS TO DEFY ALL PHYSICAL POSSIBILITY OH WELL NOW THE CLOTHING OF THE COOL IS DRENCHED IN URINE AND MUST BE GIVEN UP AS LOST |
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Post by Uh-Oh Nautilus on Nov 25, 2014 22:55:36 GMT
The Von Neuman machine, flooded with piss, stops working.
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 25, 2014 23:24:08 GMT
*jack takes this flood as a sign that it can go on break and so goes to the staff office to drink chocolate milk*
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Nov 25, 2014 23:26:55 GMT
*Mark tosses hand axe, knocking off Cordys glasses and jacket accidentally* HOW DID THAT OCCUR IT SEEMS TO DEFY ALL PHYSICAL POSSIBILITY OH WELL NOW THE CLOTHING OF THE COOL IS DRENCHED IN URINE AND MUST BE GIVEN UP AS LOST |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 25, 2014 23:28:59 GMT
*Mark, jacket on face, wondering how the fuck he did that when he tossed it very lightly, muffled* ...Zalgo, I hope so...
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Post by everboundvenvel on Nov 26, 2014 2:15:10 GMT
Umm...I guess we'll both be using the glasses shop now and...WHY IS THERE PEE EVERYWHERE!?
Everbound uses an earth spell to summon up a giant wad of clay to soak up the pee. Will it be enough?
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 26, 2014 2:16:51 GMT
Umm...I guess we'll both be using the glasses shop now and...WHY IS THERE PEE EVERYWHERE!? Everbound uses an earth spell to summon up a giant wad of clay to soak up the pee. Will it be enough? *in the teachers office jacks raft slowly floats down to the ground* oh someone fix that whole situation... good....im still on break though |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 26, 2014 2:18:27 GMT
Umm...I guess we'll both be using the glasses shop now and...WHY IS THERE PEE EVERYWHERE!? Everbound uses an earth spell to summon up a giant wad of clay to soak up the pee. Will it be enough? ((Because mark tossed it high thinking it was low?)) |
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Dewitt
Interzonal Tourist
okay, maybe not a female. but listen pronouns are nonsense so she/hers fine Alright Cool
Posts: 172
Favorite Disease: silverfish count, dont they? theyre so cute.
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Post by Dewitt on Nov 26, 2014 2:57:48 GMT
Dewitt is awake again. Incredible.
"Oh boy, the piss went away!" He runs out of the library carrying balloons (or, floating out of the library, i guess) and blowing into noisemakers.
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 26, 2014 4:39:39 GMT
Dewitt is awake again. Incredible. "Oh boy, the piss went away!" He runs out of the library carrying balloons (or, floating out of the library, i guess) and blowing into noisemakers. Jack sets up a large pumpkin shaped bowl fills it with candy of varying qualities and leaves it in the cafeteria with a sticky note that reads "Jacks lunch take at your own risk* |
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