AWFUL HIGH

[Timevo1d3]

Piss drips through the sealing like a leaky pipe dripping on everyone in the dirty liquid

[Dewitt]

Dewitt dodges a drop of piss, but gets hit with another. He immediately starts screaming and falling to the ground, with a little bit of "IM MELTIIIIIIING"s sprinkled in between.
After he supposedly 'melts', he just lies on the floor.

[gobby gobberson]

*Mark watches the spider, and face palms, nearly chipping his mask*

[Dewitt]

After like, 12 hours, Dewitt raises his head and goes, "Did I convince anyone?"

[gobby gobberson]

Nov 28, 2014 4:46:42 GMT Dewitt said:

After like, 12 hours, Dewitt raises his head and goes, "Did I convince anyone?"

Mark growls "Noooooo"

[Dewitt]

"Awhh... I guess I'll try again, then!" He jumps to his feet and starts the melodrama over.

[gobby gobberson]

Nov 28, 2014 4:49:48 GMT Dewitt said:

"Awhh... I guess I'll try again, then!" He jumps to his feet and starts the melodrama over.

Man, you need to get laid or some shit.*Mark walsk away from the flailing spider*

[Dewitt]

"fuck you im asexuaaaaaallll" The dying spider whispered with his last breath, collapsing to the floor once again.

[ThatOneGuy]

* muffled screams come from a nearby locker *

[gobby gobberson]

Nov 28, 2014 5:05:10 GMT Dewitt said:

"fuck you im asexuaaaaaallll" The dying spider whispered with his last breath, collapsing to the floor once again.

*Mark doesnt notice him, and accidentally steps on his legs*

[Dewitt]

Nov 28, 2014 5:09:12 GMT gobby gobberson said:

Nov 28, 2014 5:05:10 GMT Dewitt said:

"fuck you im asexuaaaaaallll" The dying spider whispered with his last breath, collapsing to the floor once again.

*Mark doesnt notice him, and accidentally steps on his legs*

dewitt is dead good job

nah instead of dying, Dewitt just weeps The Realest Tears and also probably screams a lot because ouch

[gobby gobberson]

Nov 28, 2014 5:13:18 GMT Dewitt said:

Nov 28, 2014 5:09:12 GMT gobby gobberson said:

*Mark doesnt notice him, and accidentally steps on his legs*

dewitt is dead good job

nah instead of dying, Dewitt just weeps The Realest Tears and also probably screams a lot because ouch

Hey, is someone boiling tea? Anyway...*Mark steps on pedipalps accidentally*

[Dewitt]

Nov 28, 2014 5:15:48 GMT gobby gobberson said:

Nov 28, 2014 5:13:18 GMT Dewitt said:

dewitt is dead good job

nah instead of dying, Dewitt just weeps The Realest Tears and also probably screams a lot because ouch

Hey, is someone boiling tea? Anyway...*Mark steps on pedipalps accidentally*

You think Dewitt would succumb to pain that easily? He is an ACTOR! He was built for pain! Dewitt uses his ACTOR POWERS to become immune to pain and summon a jazz band to play a Snazzy Tune.
With his ACTOR POWERS he lifts Mark up and throws him into a locker.
...Afterwards he pulls out some hello kitty bandages and tends to his wounds. 'w'
((i mean unless you dont want snazzy actor powers to come into play, in which case he kinda just sits there and shrieks. (and then tends to his wounds.)))

[ThatOneGuy]

* Falls out of locker in wet crumpled ball *

Ow. He is going to literally murder you.

[Durga]

Napping in his seat while waiting for music class to begin, Mr. Jukes perks up.

Ooh, Snazzy Tunes! At least someone around here has some taste.