Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228 
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 3, 2014 2:51:00 GMT
*The rough equivalent of a half hour later, the doctor emerges from the woods into a futuristic landscape, utters an incomprehensible, guttural word, and waits.*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 3, 2014 2:51:46 GMT
YES WE HAVE BEEN WANDERING IN THESE WOODS FOR EITHER SIX PAGES OR UNTOLD AEONS SUGAR WOULD BE ENJOYED BY US *Tosses splenda packet* *eating packet* HEY THIS IS ONLY A SUCROSE-DERIVED CHEMICAL WE HAVE BEEN MADE FOOLS OF BUT THE PAPER IS DELICIOUS THOUGH |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Dec 3, 2014 2:53:38 GMT
*eating packet* HEY THIS IS ONLY A SUCROSE-DERIVED CHEMICAL WE HAVE BEEN MADE FOOLS OF BUT THE PAPER IS DELICIOUS THOUGH |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 3, 2014 2:56:19 GMT
*Nulla follows, spawning an avatar resembling an anime character because why hte fuck not*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 3, 2014 2:57:12 GMT
*eating packet* HEY THIS IS ONLY A SUCROSE-DERIVED CHEMICAL WE HAVE BEEN MADE FOOLS OF BUT THE PAPER IS DELICIOUS THOUGH MMM YES WE WILL DO THAT THESE WOODS ARE LAME AND BORING ANYWAY |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 3, 2014 2:58:20 GMT
So, uh, curious, what do we do now?
*Nulla grins, finding reality cracks in the place*
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 3, 2014 2:58:35 GMT
*After a moment of silence there is the sound of an engine from above, and a strange light. Enter Wilbur, the flying motorcycle, who Curious mounts and flies away.*
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 3, 2014 3:01:02 GMT
*Nulla laughs at the human, its voice turning to its original, before two large, furred, and bemouthed tendrils burst out of the reality cracks, tearing through the motorcycle, and biting most of the flesh of curious`s lower half off, taking all flresh that fits withing its jaws*
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Dec 3, 2014 3:01:30 GMT
You should come to the computer lab. They have entire machines filled with paper! MMM YES WE WILL DO THAT THESE WOODS ARE LAME AND BORING ANYWAY * We arrive and everything thing is on fire * I wonder what ever happened to Dewitt. |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 3, 2014 3:02:14 GMT
*Nulla laughs at the human, its voice turning to its original, before two large, furred, and bemouthed tendrils burst out of the reality cracks, tearing through the motorcycle, and biting most of the flesh of curious`s lower half off, taking all flresh that fits withing its jaws* Okay, two things: First off, some sort of innuendo about "geez babe couldn't you wait until later to eat me heh heh", second off OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 3, 2014 3:05:23 GMT
*Nulla laughs at the human, its voice turning to its original, before two large, furred, and bemouthed tendrils burst out of the reality cracks, tearing through the motorcycle, and biting most of the flesh of curious`s lower half off, taking all flresh that fits withing its jaws* Okay, two things: First off, some sort of innuendo about "geez babe couldn't you wait until later to eat me heh heh", second off OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK. *Voice turns noneuclidean and festering* Something small was the price, human. You paid the first installment, and now*Nulla lets out a screech, ast the tendrils puke bile upon the doctor, his face stretching into a plague mask* the product. Glad yet? |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 3, 2014 3:06:40 GMT
Okay, two things: First off, some sort of innuendo about "geez babe couldn't you wait until later to eat me heh heh", second off OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK. *Voice turns noneuclidean and festering* Something small was the price, human. You paid the first installment, and now*Nulla lets out a screech, ast the tendrils puke bile upon the doctor, his face stretching into a plague mask* the product. Glad yet? First off, "who you calling small heh heh" second off DEAR LORD WHAT THE HELL I ALREADY HAD A MASK I DO NOT NEED A BEAKFACE THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR MADAME OR HELLSPAWN |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 3, 2014 3:08:57 GMT
*Voice turns noneuclidean and festering* Something small was the price, human. You paid the first installment, and now*Nulla lets out a screech, ast the tendrils puke bile upon the doctor, his face stretching into a plague mask* the product. Glad yet? First off, "who you calling small heh heh" second off DEAR LORD WHAT THE HELL I ALREADY HAD A MASK I DO NOT NEED A BEAKFACE THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR MADAME OR HELLSPAWN The texture of your skin says otherwise, first off, and second off, the beakface makes you colder as you go along. Cool, right?*Nulla chuckles, the avatar blackening and becoming monstrous(Check art request under nulla) adn vanishing in a pool of black maggots* |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 3, 2014 3:29:32 GMT
*trying to fight the fire by throwing things at it*
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 3, 2014 3:34:07 GMT
*trying to fight the fire by throwing things at it* *Nulla, realizing it needs paper for a later bit of fun, extinguishes the fire by pouring moaggots on it until it is smothered* |
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