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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 25, 2014 4:20:39 GMT
Young maam, I am speaking of sexual reproduction that is none asexual" Says gob.
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Dewitt
Interzonal Tourist
okay, maybe not a female. but listen pronouns are nonsense so she/hers fine Alright Cool
Posts: 172 
Favorite Disease: silverfish count, dont they? theyre so cute.
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Post by Dewitt on Nov 25, 2014 4:23:06 GMT
Dewitt doodles on his desk. It's horrible.
Then he rose his head and asked "So, where is our regular teacher?"
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Post by Xward on Nov 25, 2014 4:23:23 GMT
"Well, the desks are all gummy and learning isn't cool, so I propose we have a free class outside instead. How does that sound, teacher?" "u-uhm, not that I care what you think or anything..." AND PUT GUM ON THE ASTROTURF! NO! |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Nov 25, 2014 4:24:10 GMT
Young maam, I am speaking of sexual reproduction that is none asexual" Says gob. YES BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER HA HA |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 25, 2014 4:25:45 GMT
"Our wonderful gym teacher, mister jekla, got insulted and well, lets just say he is now giving mr jekla a full meal" Says the brainicle, looking at the non euclidean condom packs he will be using in the proper usage section.
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Post by Trar on Nov 25, 2014 4:25:19 GMT
Dewitt doodles on his desk. It's horrible. Then he rose his head and asked "So, where is our regular teacher?" 's head slowly rises out of Dewitt's desk, as if traveling through a portal. His face is displaying the usual stern, yet somewhat unhinged glare he is known for. "SICK." DAVE THE PRINCIPAL's head slowly lowers back into Dewitt's desk. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 25, 2014 4:27:14 GMT
Mark:...Can I unsee DAVE please?
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Nov 25, 2014 4:27:53 GMT
IS IT BALLOON DAY IN HEALTH CLASS HOORAY
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 25, 2014 4:29:51 GMT
gob:...Decrepit spidershroom babies are your future, Cordyceps sapiens. Anywya, class, this*Holds up condom* is a doklo, or condom for those less plop oriented. This is for male use during intercourse or some crap I dunno just go wild in here and figure out sex ed on your own I quit.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Nov 25, 2014 4:31:43 GMT
SEE HE DID NOT EVEN KNOW THAT A GIRL SPIDER AND A GIRL MUSHROOM COLONY HOST CAN'T HAVE BABIES WHAT A LAME AND STUPID EXERCISE
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 25, 2014 4:33:25 GMT
((Mark for the rest of the rp)) Well, you do happen to be a creature that could infect a spiders eggs so... Also, I think its gym time, so, lets go...
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Post by Xward on Nov 25, 2014 4:33:07 GMT
gob:...Decrepit spidershroom babies are your future, Cordyceps sapiens. Anywya, class, this*Holds up condom* is a doklo, or condom for those less plop oriented. This is for male use during intercourse or some crap I dunno just go wild in here and figure out sex ed on your own I quit. That better not be used I'm not cleaning your brain semens |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Nov 25, 2014 4:34:25 GMT
((Mark for the rest of the rp)) Well, you do happen to be a creature that could infect a spiders eggs so... Also, I think its gym time, so, lets go... OH GREAT MORE CLASSES THAT ARE LAME AND STUPID GYM DOES NOT EVEN PERMIT US TO WEAR THE CLOTHING THAT IDENTIFIES US AS COOL |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 25, 2014 4:36:31 GMT
*Mister Jekla, the juggernaut zeren stands on the podium* I WANT YOU TO RUN THREE THOUSAND LAPS BECAUSE BY TELKIA THE WARRIOR IF I RAN AROUND THE GREY ZONES PLANET EARTH, YOU CAN RUN THREE THOUSAND LAPS!
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Nov 25, 2014 4:37:54 GMT
*Mister Jekla, the juggernaut zeren stands on the podium* I WANT YOU TO RUN THREE THOUSAND LAPS BECAUSE BY TELKIA THE WARRIOR IF I RAN AROUND THE GREY ZONES PLANET EARTH, YOU CAN RUN THREE THOUSAND LAPS! HEY MR. JEKLA WE HAVE A DISEASE THAT IS TRUE AND NOT MADE UP IT PREVENTS US FROM RUNNING |
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