Post by Xward on Nov 14, 2014 23:35:22 GMT
Hello! Hello?! Is this thought mover working right
*KRRRZZRT*
Yes, that seems to be the trick
Good evening, my name is P.Bot- uhh just call me umm.. Xward.
I am what you would call a Christmasologist, I study Christmas and Christmas accessories.
I am the foremost researcher in my field, the fact that I am the only researcher in my field is irrelevant. Even if more zoners joined I would still be the most distinguished by seniority.
But I seem to be rambling.
I have gathered you here today because you are the brightest minds I am vaguely aware of, or you came in through the door because frankly this room is pretty hot and it needs the breeze.
You see, I am on the brink of a discovery that could shake the Christmas community
You know the "big snowstorm a couple of years ago" event? Christmasologists across all zones were baffled as to how Santa G. Claus was able to deliver his presents in the storm.
For a time it was accepted that Santa used fae magic and the forces of chaos to get through.
But I think that there was an element we in the christmas community overlooked
The existence of a ninth reindeer
*pauses because everyone is losing their shit at that statement*
Now-
*Everyone is still losing their shit*
Quie-
*people are literally orgasming in their seats*
QUIET! I know this is BIG news, even bigger than the HarmRibb coming back... well maybe not that big
But I will explain how I came across this vital information
I was going through the ancient scriptures of christmas, "Frosty the Snowgolem", "Little Furler Boy", "The Year Without the Concept of Santa Claus", the greats
But there was one that was recently added, it hasn't zoned completely here so I don't know what the rest says
On the scripture I heard something that would forever change my research
"You know Dasher and Dancer
Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid
Donnor and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all~"
The song then goes on to describe the racial discrimination he faced due to his father being a glow-fiend, but here's the more interesting part:
"-then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Rudolph with your nose so bright
won't you guide my sleigh tonight"
It all makes sense now
I need your help to find more evidence of Rudolph's existence, one scripture won't be enough to prove this
*KRRRZZRT*
Yes, that seems to be the trick
Good evening, my name is P.Bot- uhh just call me umm.. Xward.
I am what you would call a Christmasologist, I study Christmas and Christmas accessories.
I am the foremost researcher in my field, the fact that I am the only researcher in my field is irrelevant. Even if more zoners joined I would still be the most distinguished by seniority.
But I seem to be rambling.
I have gathered you here today because you are the brightest minds I am vaguely aware of, or you came in through the door because frankly this room is pretty hot and it needs the breeze.
You see, I am on the brink of a discovery that could shake the Christmas community
You know the "big snowstorm a couple of years ago" event? Christmasologists across all zones were baffled as to how Santa G. Claus was able to deliver his presents in the storm.
For a time it was accepted that Santa used fae magic and the forces of chaos to get through.
But I think that there was an element we in the christmas community overlooked
The existence of a ninth reindeer
*pauses because everyone is losing their shit at that statement*
Now-
*Everyone is still losing their shit*
Quie-
*people are literally orgasming in their seats*
QUIET! I know this is BIG news, even bigger than the HarmRibb coming back... well maybe not that big
But I will explain how I came across this vital information
I was going through the ancient scriptures of christmas, "Frosty the Snowgolem", "Little Furler Boy", "The Year Without the Concept of Santa Claus", the greats
But there was one that was recently added, it hasn't zoned completely here so I don't know what the rest says
On the scripture I heard something that would forever change my research
"You know Dasher and Dancer
Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid
Donnor and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all~"
The song then goes on to describe the racial discrimination he faced due to his father being a glow-fiend, but here's the more interesting part:
"-then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Rudolph with your nose so bright
won't you guide my sleigh tonight"
It all makes sense now
I need your help to find more evidence of Rudolph's existence, one scripture won't be enough to prove this
