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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 12, 2014 11:40:28 GMT
HOW ABOUT Y'ALL REACT TO MY COLOSSAL SPIDER COCK
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 15, 2014 23:22:28 GMT
Zaroews: Hey, Jack, look at what I found at mind weaver`s house...
""WOWEEE" SAID JACK, THSE SHUR ARE SOME ENOUROMUS TITTY-DICKS FANFIC DEMON! THEN HE GGGRABBED BOOB AND SQUEZED AND SWQUSZED UNITL FANFIC JUISCE CAME OUT OF THE TIYTY DICKS. IT WAS HOT"
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084 
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 15, 2014 23:26:15 GMT
Zaroews: Hey, Jack, look at what I found at mind weaver`s house... ""WOWEEE" SAID JACK, THSE SHUR ARE SOME ENOUROMUS TITTY-DICKS FANFIC DEMON! THEN HE GGGRABBED BOOB AND SQUEZED AND SWQUSZED UNITL FANFIC JUISCE CAME OUT OF THE TIYTY DICKS. IT WAS HOT" *speechless at what he had just heard* ....I dont think the person that wrote this....thing knows how either of our biologies work D: |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 15, 2014 23:32:00 GMT
Zaroews: Hey, Jack, look at what I found at mind weaver`s house... ""WOWEEE" SAID JACK, THSE SHUR ARE SOME ENOUROMUS TITTY-DICKS FANFIC DEMON! THEN HE GGGRABBED BOOB AND SQUEZED AND SWQUSZED UNITL FANFIC JUISCE CAME OUT OF THE TIYTY DICKS. IT WAS HOT" *speechless at what he had just heard* ....I dont think the person that wrote this....thing knows how either of our biologies work D: Zaroews: ...Im not checking, but I dont think so either. Now, I have something in the cabinet for you...*Zaroews gestures at cabinet. it looks like it has candy in it, but when he opens it, all sorts of eyes and guts and slime will spill out* |
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Post by Xward on Dec 15, 2014 23:33:13 GMT
HOW ABOUT Y'ALL REACT TO MY COLOSSAL SPIDER COCK  |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 15, 2014 23:40:59 GMT
*speechless at what he had just heard* ....I dont think the person that wrote this....thing knows how either of our biologies work D: Zaroews: ...Im not checking, but I dont think so either. Now, I have something in the cabinet for you...*Zaroews gestures at cabinet. it looks like it has candy in it, but when he opens it, all sorts of eyes and guts and slime will spill out* *Jack reaches in with a claw and scoops the entire contents of the cabinet into his bag before finally grabbing something that looks like a intestine and eating the whole thing* Thanks  meat is becoming a rare treat with me you know  |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 15, 2014 23:43:02 GMT
Zaroews: ...Im not checking, but I dont think so either. Now, I have something in the cabinet for you...*Zaroews gestures at cabinet. it looks like it has candy in it, but when he opens it, all sorts of eyes and guts and slime will spill out* *Jack reaches in with a claw and scoops the entire contents of the cabinet into his bag before finally grabbing something that looks like a intestine and eating the whole thing* Thanks meat is becoming a rare treat with me you know *Zaroews sniffs the meat, as it starts dissolving. He starts a low growl, and lunges at Jack* Mark: OH SHIT! *Mark cuts off Zaroews`s head, before cahining his limbs to the floor* |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 15, 2014 23:47:18 GMT
HOW ABOUT Y'ALL REACT TO MY COLOSSAL SPIDER COCK You cheeky son of a bitch |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 15, 2014 23:48:07 GMT
*Jack reaches in with a claw and scoops the entire contents of the cabinet into his bag before finally grabbing something that looks like a intestine and eating the whole thing* Thanks meat is becoming a rare treat with me you know *Zaroews sniffs the meat, as it starts dissolving. He starts a low growl, and lunges at Jack* Mark: OH SHIT! *Mark cuts off Zaroews`s head, before cahining his limbs to the floor* *jack's face is suddenly filled with an unusual level of disdain* Huh, I almost thought you were better than those other ones *Jack spits a wad of purple ichor onto the head before tearing open a portal and going home* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 15, 2014 23:51:26 GMT
*Zaroews sniffs the meat, as it starts dissolving. He starts a low growl, and lunges at Jack* Mark: OH SHIT! *Mark cuts off Zaroews`s head, before cahining his limbs to the floor* *jack's face is suddenly filled with an unusual level of disdain* Huh, I almost thought you were better than those other ones *Jack spits a wad of purple ichor onto the head before tearing open a portal and going home**Mark starts shackling Zaroews into a box, limbs still bound* He Is, but every seven months, he needs to be bound up like this. Its a reboot thing with his type, but it has only been five months...Can you give me some of your digestive fluids and some of that meat? I need to see something for later... |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 15, 2014 23:59:24 GMT
*jack's face is suddenly filled with an unusual level of disdain* Huh, I almost thought you were better than those other ones *Jack spits a wad of purple ichor onto the head before tearing open a portal and going home**Mark starts shackling Zaroews into a box, limbs still bound* He Is, but every seven months, he needs to be bound up like this. Its a reboot thing with his type, but it has only been five months...Can you give me some of your digestive fluids and some of that meat? I need to see something for later... *jack tosses a half digested cow head back through the portal with some force, smashing it against the wall with a unnerving crack and a wet slap before poking only his head back out of the portal* remember this Mark I put up with that one because he belongs to you but it doesn't mean I like his kind any more *jack continues sounding not quite himself, not like K'off but different to normal* see that he doesn't act up again! |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 16, 2014 0:01:49 GMT
*Mark starts shackling Zaroews into a box, limbs still bound* He Is, but every seven months, he needs to be bound up like this. Its a reboot thing with his type, but it has only been five months...Can you give me some of your digestive fluids and some of that meat? I need to see something for later... *jack tosses a half digested cow head back through the portal with some force, smashing it against the wall with a unnerving crack and a wet slap before poking only his head back out of the portal* remember this Mark I put up with that one because he belongs to you but it doesn't mean I like his kind any more *jack continues sounding not quite himself, not like K'off but different to normal* see that he doesn't act up again!*Mark places it under a scanner, and results pop up. Mark starts scribbling, before quickly incinerating most of the fluid of the combined meats, leaving some locked up in a vault. the vault is labeled target marker, and Zaroews is loaded into a seperate vault* |
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Dario
Burgrr Janitor
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Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Dec 16, 2014 0:30:41 GMT
*jack tosses a half digested cow head back through the portal with some force, smashing it against the wall with a unnerving crack and a wet slap before poking only his head back out of the portal* remember this Mark I put up with that one because he belongs to you but it doesn't mean I like his kind any more *jack continues sounding not quite himself, not like K'off but different to normal* see that he doesn't act up again!*Mark places it under a scanner, and results pop up. Mark starts scribbling, before quickly incinerating most of the fluid of the combined meats, leaving some locked up in a vault. the vault is labeled target marker, and Zaroews is loaded into a seperate vault* Currently playing: |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Dec 27, 2014 20:11:41 GMT
*Mark places it under a scanner, and results pop up. Mark starts scribbling, before quickly incinerating most of the fluid of the combined meats, leaving some locked up in a vault. the vault is labeled target marker, and Zaroews is loaded into a seperate vault* qCurrently playing: |
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meat is becoming a rare treat with me you know 
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