Grey December/January

[Uh-Oh Nautilus]

I would recommend finding Nulla first before We go and do weaver's thing. The rot god will be up to mischief, and the less perverted life he makes, the easier it will be to clean up.
Are there enough weapons for everybody? I don't need one but a pain causer will be useful.

[gobby gobberson]

Dec 6, 2014 0:40:51 GMT Dr. Caliginous, VII said:

Oh wait a sword can LOOK LIKE THINGS?

*Looks contemplative for a moment, and suddenly his weapon is some form of green-glowing black katana.*

Much better.

*Zaroews glares at the sword, making it shape into a really long stick og butter, the thing shaking in fear*

[gobby gobberson]

Dec 6, 2014 0:45:07 GMT Uh-Oh Nautilus said:

I would recommend finding Nulla first before We go and do weaver's thing. The rot god will be up to mischief, and the less perverted life he makes, the easier it will be to clean up.
Are there enough weapons for everybody? I don't need one but a pain causer will be useful.

I need a weapon made of matter but I have the pain causer.

[Durga]

Dec 6, 2014 0:45:07 GMT Uh-Oh Nautilus said:

I would recommend finding Nulla first before We go and do weaver's thing. The rot god will be up to mischief, and the less perverted life he makes, the easier it will be to clean up.
Are there enough weapons for everybody? I don't need one but a pain causer will be useful.

Feel free to take one. We have six left and I can always make more if need be.

[Xward]

Dec 6, 2014 0:45:07 GMT Uh-Oh Nautilus said:

I would recommend finding Nulla first before We go and do weaver's thing. The rot god will be up to mischief, and the less perverted life he makes, the easier it will be to clean up.
Are there enough weapons for everybody? I don't need one but a pain causer will be useful.

I think it would be best if we follow weaver first

(dude, Petrichor would probably lose his shit if we deviate like that)

[High-Heeled Spider Crab]

Dec 6, 2014 0:40:07 GMT Cordyceps sapiens said:

Dec 6, 2014 0:26:04 GMT High-Heeled Spider Crab said:

DO YOU HAVE A PREFERENCE AS TO APPEARANCE OF THE MODIFICATIONS? WE CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WOULD LIKE... *Shows off by weaving silvery webbing into intricate patterns before your eyes*

YOU MEAN WE GET TO CHOOSE? YOU SPOIL US, CORR'E! 

CAN WE HAVE SOMETHING BONEY AND LEATHERY? WE THINK THAT WOULD BE MOST COOL. 

HMM, NOT OUR FORTE, BUT ANYTHING FOR YOU, DELIGHT TO BEHOLD! *Gives a flourish and a bow, then closes their eyes in concentration. Their hands blur, and extra limbs flicker in and out of perception as The Mind Weaver works to fulfill this request. In the end, a highly intricate and delicate looking pattern of  silk is created, and the Shard holds it up triumphantly* IT IS DONE! YOU MUST SIMPLY TAKE THIS INTO YOUR MIND, IT SHALL DO THE REST. IT WILL CHANGE YOUR BODY. IT WILL BE MOMENTARILY UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT NOT OVERLY SO.

[Dr. Caliginous, VII]

Dec 6, 2014 0:45:59 GMT gobby gobberson said:

Dec 6, 2014 0:40:51 GMT Dr. Caliginous, VII said:

Oh wait a sword can LOOK LIKE THINGS?

*Looks contemplative for a moment, and suddenly his weapon is some form of green-glowing black katana.*

Much better.

*Zaroews glares at the sword, making it shape into a really long stick og butter, the thing shaking in fear*

You know I'm almost CERTAIN there's an implication somewhere in this event...

[High-Heeled Spider Crab]

Dec 6, 2014 0:45:59 GMT gobby gobberson said:

Dec 6, 2014 0:40:51 GMT Dr. Caliginous, VII said:

Oh wait a sword can LOOK LIKE THINGS?

*Looks contemplative for a moment, and suddenly his weapon is some form of green-glowing black katana.*

Much better.

*Zaroews glares at the sword, making it shape into a really long stick og butter, the thing shaking in fear*

{{I'm...not sure you can do that...?}}

[gobby gobberson]

Dec 6, 2014 0:50:23 GMT Dr. Caliginous, VII said:

Dec 6, 2014 0:45:59 GMT gobby gobberson said:

*Zaroews glares at the sword, making it shape into a really long stick og butter, the thing shaking in fear*

You know I'm almost CERTAIN there's an implication somewhere in this event...

*Zaroews glares at the stick of butter, turning it into a giant phallus* Zar: Better?

[Dr. Caliginous, VII]

Dec 6, 2014 0:52:10 GMT gobby gobberson said:

Dec 6, 2014 0:50:23 GMT Dr. Caliginous, VII said:

You know I'm almost CERTAIN there's an implication somewhere in this event...

*Zaroews glares at the stick of butter, turning it into a giant phallus* Zar: Better?

Hmm... oh! I know! It's a metaphor for that time I killed my grandmother!

[gobby gobberson]

Dec 6, 2014 0:51:30 GMT High-Heeled Spider Crab said:

Dec 6, 2014 0:45:59 GMT gobby gobberson said:

*Zaroews glares at the sword, making it shape into a really long stick og butter, the thing shaking in fear*

{{I'm...not sure you can do that...?}}

((It was a joke. Remember, it was mentioned that the swords were sentient. Imagine a giant meat murder robot death glaring you and try not to be afraid.))

[Cordyceps sapiens]

Dec 6, 2014 0:47:58 GMT High-Heeled Spider Crab said:

Dec 6, 2014 0:40:07 GMT Cordyceps sapiens said:

YOU MEAN WE GET TO CHOOSE? YOU SPOIL US, CORR'E! 

CAN WE HAVE SOMETHING BONEY AND LEATHERY? WE THINK THAT WOULD BE MOST COOL. 

HMM, NOT OUR FORTE, BUT ANYTHING FOR YOU, DELIGHT TO BEHOLD! *Gives a flourish and a bow, then closes their eyes in concentration. Their hands blur, and extra limbs flicker in and out of perception as The Mind Weaver works to fulfill this request. In the end, a highly intricate and delicate looking pattern of  silk is created, and the Shard holds it up triumphantly* IT IS DONE! YOU MUST SIMPLY TAKE THIS INTO YOUR MIND, IT SHALL DO THE REST. IT WILL CHANGE YOUR BODY. IT WILL BE MOMENTARILY UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT NOT OVERLY SO.

*Cordyceps take the wing-concept and gaunt, leathery wings proceed to sprout from their forearms* 

THESE ARE AMAZING. YOU ARE AMAZING. 

*enfold Weaver in a wing-having hug* 

[Durga]

Dec 6, 2014 0:54:43 GMT gobby gobberson said:

((It was a joke. Remember, it was mentioned that the swords were sentient. Imagine a giant meat murder robot death glaring you and try not to be afraid.))

{{Yes, but the HDs are linked to whomever is bonded to them. Considering all he's been through, it'll take more than a zeren to scare Curious.}}

[High-Heeled Spider Crab]

Dec 6, 2014 0:54:43 GMT gobby gobberson said:

Dec 6, 2014 0:51:30 GMT High-Heeled Spider Crab said:

{{I'm...not sure you can do that...?}}

((It was a joke. Remember, it was mentioned that the swords were sentient. Imagine a giant meat murder robot death glaring you and try not to be afraid.))

{{True, but accuracy before jokes. I don't think that this weapon would actually be scared of a zeren. Additionally, I don't think it's possible to manipulate the shape of someone else's god tazer. Just your own. Again, appreciate it's a joke, but still!}}

[gobby gobberson]

Dec 6, 2014 0:56:19 GMT Durga said:

Dec 6, 2014 0:54:43 GMT gobby gobberson said:

((It was a joke. Remember, it was mentioned that the swords were sentient. Imagine a giant meat murder robot death glaring you and try not to be afraid.))

{{Yes, but the HDs are linked to whomever is bonded to them. Considering all he's been through, it'll take more than a zeren to scare Curious.}}

((Oh. the implication was that zaroews scared the sword, but I think I facked it up))