Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 5, 2014 4:09:37 GMT
Alright, you idiots, we have to follow Weaver back to The Aural Usurper in order to deal with the shitstain of an Engima that was left over after we popped it. I trust her judgement, for what little it's worth. she knows her sister better than anybody else, at least, unless Ehye clouded her memory even now.
I'd say keep on guard, anyway.
*The Schemers are currently calculating a large, clockwork device, seemingly designed to shift across billions of zones in seconds, as the First Slate is one of the oldest zones there is.*
Blf wlm'g pmld dszg'h xlnrmt...
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Post by Xward on Dec 5, 2014 4:25:53 GMT
The first slate?
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
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Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 5, 2014 4:33:43 GMT
Massive Desert, result of an ancient war. Home of the Aural usurper and former home of all the Mind Shards.
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Post by Xward on Dec 5, 2014 4:37:17 GMT
Massive Desert, result of an ancient war. Home of the Aural usurper and former home of all the Mind Shards. Right, I think I heard about something similar before. I must have kept confusing it for desert zone |
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Post by Durga on Dec 5, 2014 5:25:14 GMT
*slips through a crack in midair*
I have returned!
It feels like I left not ten minutes ago!
Now. I have developed...
*manifests a group of twelve, hand-sized cylindrical objects made of a similar material to Durga, black, wavy lines and dots, seemingly in 2D*
A thing!
These are weapons. Weapons to be used...
Against Gods!
Though not really, since they're still in their prototype stages, so I wouldn't use them against anything but small game like Nulla.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 5, 2014 7:03:23 GMT
Blf wlm'g pmld dszg'h xlnrmt... ZS, DV'OO YV URMV. DV YZIVOB VEVM ZONLHG WRVW WVUVZGRMT BLF. DSZG XLFOW KLHHRYOB TL DILMT? |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 5, 2014 7:19:16 GMT
Blf wlm'g pmld dszg'h xlnrmt... ZS, DV'OO YV URMV. DV YZIVOB VEVM ZONLHG WRVW WVUVZGRMT BLF. DSZG XLFOW KLHHRYOB TL DILMT? Blf zivm'g kivkziv wuli dszg'h zdzrgrmt blf. R zn lmob lmv. Blf droo uzxv uzi nliv. |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 5, 2014 7:31:25 GMT
ZS, DV'OO YV URMV. DV YZIVOB VEVM ZONLHG WRVW WVUVZGRMT BLF. DSZG XLFOW KLHHRYOB TL DILMT? Blf zivm'g kivkziv wuli dszg'h zdzrgrmt blf. R zn lmob lmv. Blf droo uzxv uzi nliv. ZMW RU DV UZRO, GSVIV ZIV UZI NLIV LU FH GL HFXXVVW RM LFI HGVZW. |
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Post by Durga on Dec 5, 2014 7:51:20 GMT
...
*manifests a book*
Klp... shvfssht... nzzgmbld? Ai'kletir, bah weep granah weep nini bong.
*closes book*
This is not a real language dictionary.
*book dissipates and Durga places the twelve 'weapons' four feet in the air, where they gently float*
Right! I'm just going to leave these here. Feel free to take one.
If it suddenly changes color, don't be surprised, that's just the weapon bonding with you.
These will change shape and function depending on the will of those bonded with it. For now, they will phase through most solid matter, with the exception of those they bond with, and they can't quite do much to something like, for example Crawler and friend, but they can do some damage to weaker, lower tier god-like entities, such as Nulla.
In the meantime, I have some fiddling with conceptual pan-zonal inner-workings mumbo-jumbo to do.
Calibrations, hooooo!
*slips back into portal*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 5, 2014 8:17:48 GMT
SHOULD WE TAKE ONE OF THOSE WEAPONS? WE ARE NOT SURE WE SHOULD. WE ARE STILL RECOVERING FROM THAT AUGMENTATION PROCEDURE.
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Post by Durga on Dec 5, 2014 8:54:02 GMT
SHOULD WE TAKE ONE OF THOSE WEAPONS? WE ARE NOT SURE WE SHOULD. WE ARE STILL RECOVERING FROM THAT AUGMENTATION PROCEDURE.
Take it. Once it's bonded with you, you should be able to summon or dismiss it at will. It should bond with you as long as you have no ill will towards it. For example, if you grabbed one with the intention to destroy it, or if you take more than one, they'll probably turn into snakes and go bugnuts at you.
Like I mentioned before, these weapons have no set shape or size besides their 'handle' form that you currently see them in, so they can become anything required, be it a shield or a gun or an axe or whatever.
However, they are concept-based, so if you're bonded with one and you completely forget about it, or if you are brainwashed or your mind forcefully altered, the one bonded will disappear.
On the other hand, this lets them to change and react as soon as you will it, allowing for a great many possibilities. A bonded weapon should grow in power as you get more comfortable with it.
If you want one, I'd recommend practicing with it in just one form you are comfortable with before you move on to other shapes and functions. Eventually, you'll learn and and adapt new tricks.
Now, if you bond with one, and you hear a faint whispering in your mind, that's definitely not good and you must refrain from using it until I can either take a look at it for repairs, or forge a replacement.
Once you've bonded with one, it may become a wee bit overprotective and prevent bonding with more. I will have to fix this little bug in the future, but for now it should be harmles-
*a loud crashing sound can be heard, followed by several beastly roars and generally harsh language*
Aahh, speaking of little bugs, the lab Zeren have escaped their cages again. Gotta deal with this. Toodles.
*there are a few crashing sounds followed by more roars, a few of which are cut short by the sound of a thunderclap. A few zeren can be heard yelping as a sound like a legion of snakes hissing rises and drowns out all other noises, before the eye shuts and dissipates* |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 5, 2014 9:20:42 GMT
SHOULD WE TAKE ONE OF THOSE WEAPONS? WE ARE NOT SURE WE SHOULD. WE ARE STILL RECOVERING FROM THAT AUGMENTATION PROCEDURE. Blf gsrmp hl? Blf wl mlg fmwvihgzmw dszg zdzrgh blf kzhg blfi Olevi'h nrhhrlm. |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 5, 2014 9:29:30 GMT
SHOULD WE TAKE ONE OF THOSE WEAPONS? WE ARE NOT SURE WE SHOULD. WE ARE STILL RECOVERING FROM THAT AUGMENTATION PROCEDURE. Blf gsrmp hl? Blf wl mlg fmwvihgzmw dszg zdzrgh blf kzhg blfi Olevi'h nrhhrlm. DV ZIV TLRMT GL GZPV GSRH DVZKLM QFHG RM XZHV RG NZPVH BLF ZMTIB WE ALREADY HEAR A FAINT WHISPERING IN OUR MIND ALL OF THE TIME BUT HOPEFULLY IT IS A DIFFERENT ONE THAN SPECIFIED *they grab a weapon, which creates a brief flash of crackling, purplish energy before apparently vanishing* |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 5, 2014 10:01:31 GMT
SHOULD WE TAKE ONE OF THOSE WEAPONS? WE ARE NOT SURE WE SHOULD. WE ARE STILL RECOVERING FROM THAT AUGMENTATION PROCEDURE. Blf gsrmp hl? Blf wl mlg fmwvihgzmw dszg zdzrgh blf kzhg blfi Olevi'h nrhhrlm.
SISTERSSS OF DARK MACHINATIONS...WE HAVE AN INQUIRY...ERIS SPOKE OF TERRIBLE THINGS BEFALLING THE AURAL USURPER...WE ARE FILLED WITH RAGE AT BEING MADE TO DOUBT, BUT...HAVE YOU HEARD OF SUCH A THING? |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 5, 2014 10:14:47 GMT
Blf gsrmp hl? Blf wl mlg fmwvihgzmw dszg zdzrgh blf kzhg blfi Olevi'h nrhhrlm.
SISTERSSS OF DARK MACHINATIONS...WE HAVE AN INQUIRY...ERIS SPOKE OF TERRIBLE THINGS BEFALLING THE AURAL USURPER...WE ARE FILLED WITH RAGE AT BEING MADE TO DOUBT, BUT...HAVE YOU HEARD OF SUCH A THING? |
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