Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 10, 2015 0:00:17 GMT
*Louis flashes a small grin* Right where I want you..... *He uses the momentum of the creature's own tugging and his leap to do a double fisted flying stomach punch* ...*This fails spectacularly, because, as has been seen, these creatures are highly resistant to attack, but not only that, they are extremely agile. The Jurogumo twists its body, and you slam into the ground instead. The spider creature considers itself very luck that you didn't think to just shoot it a bunch more times in the stomach* *Louis gets up and proceeds to fire several shots at the creature's stomach* Every fucking time I try to do a cool finisher....
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Jan 10, 2015 0:00:29 GMT
Release your hold. I am an emissary of the universe's will, and will not be kept before my part is played. You are free to aid me as you wish. If you interfere my patience will not endure. *The machine speaks, displaying a form of intelligence and free will. You could swear none such existed before.* How can you serve the Universe, when we serve Abon, the true Universe? You cannot kill everything, when our glorious Graverobber has power over LIFE AND DEATH.*The beacon is near fully-formed, and hundreds of green skulls suddenly shoot from it, ascending into a pillar in the sky, which can be seen, even all the way to Orochi.* Come to us, Graverobber, let your green light watch of us, and let our prayers be answered! A deluded, fanatic wretch. There is nothing in the universe beyond that which we can know and observe. Your "prayer" is a ridiculous exercise in trite mysticism and foolishness, mere parlor tricks. Magic is but another form of energy. But of course none of you will listen to reason. If your Abon returns the living from death, then Abon shall die as well. Everything can be killed or contained. Evige Blumenkraft Und Evige Schlangenkraft.*Curious enters some twisted semblance of the mimicry stance.*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 10, 2015 0:02:34 GMT
Hm? Perplexing. Very well, then, I'll play your little game. I'll dance the steps you've put down. I would be a fool to disobey fate.*Curious attempts to rip open one of the pods to see what it contains.* *Suddenly, each of the Pods burst open, Hexagons falling all over the ground, coating it in green liquid. Emerging from each of the Pods is a humanoid figure, seemingly made of large metal wires, of some alien alloy, that shifts and changes at will. They have hollow, orange eyes, and seemingly no core. You can sense no life from them, not even emotion or intellect, completely hollow, when it comes to concept. They seem like they were mass produced. They have a glowing symbol on their foreheads.* Dreamer Foundation Unit Designation: Lead - Interference Drone*fly toward the egg and tendril-wrestle the tendrils with their slicing purple tendrils of doom* *Ghost looks for the corpse of an innocent that can fly* *The tendrils reist, but begint o falter. They suddenly retract for some reason.* *Unfortunately, all innocents on the battlefield are mangled and ripped apart or eaten.* Frankentime! *using all the strength at her disposal, Ghost pulls together an assortment of parts into a rough semblance of a creature. It has wings made of skin pulled over bones, no head, and its ribcage gapes open in a rough imitation of a mouth. Its legs are made of the sharpest shards of bone around. She leeched a small amount of telekinetic ability from Cordyceps, but is only able to affect things that were once alive*Let me see now...arm bone's connected to the arm bone. Arm bone's connected to the leg bone. Leg bone's connected to the unidentified bone. Perfect. Dem moist fresh patchwork kamikaze bones gonna rise! *brings the construction to temporary, shambling unlife, and sends it off towards the core of the egg to crash into it repeatedly until the form can no longer maintain cohesion.*
*Cordyceps try to chase after the tendrils*
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 10, 2015 0:04:03 GMT
...*This fails spectacularly, because, as has been seen, these creatures are highly resistant to attack, but not only that, they are extremely agile. The Jurogumo twists its body, and you slam into the ground instead. The spider creature considers itself very luck that you didn't think to just shoot it a bunch more times in the stomach* *Louis gets up and proceeds to fire several shots at the creature's stomach* Every fucking time I try to do a cool finisher.... *The creature screams one more time, then gasps and chokes, weakly flailing at the air, before falling to the ground, twitching and squirming occasionally.*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 10, 2015 0:05:55 GMT
Release your hold. I am an emissary of the universe's will, and will not be kept before my part is played. You are free to aid me as you wish. If you interfere my patience will not endure. *The machine speaks, displaying a form of intelligence and free will. You could swear none such existed before.* How can you serve the Universe, when we serve Abon, the true Universe? You cannot kill everything, when our glorious Graverobber has power over LIFE AND DEATH.*The beacon is near fully-formed, and hundreds of green skulls suddenly shoot from it, ascending into a pillar in the sky, which can be seen, even all the way to Orochi.* Come to us, Graverobber, let your green light watch of us, and let our prayers be answered! Now I'm gonna look like a copycat.
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 10, 2015 0:05:56 GMT
*The machine speaks, displaying a form of intelligence and free will. You could swear none such existed before.* How can you serve the Universe, when we serve Abon, the true Universe? You cannot kill everything, when our glorious Graverobber has power over LIFE AND DEATH.*The beacon is near fully-formed, and hundreds of green skulls suddenly shoot from it, ascending into a pillar in the sky, which can be seen, even all the way to Orochi.* Come to us, Graverobber, let your green light watch of us, and let our prayers be answered! *Intrigued, Orochi stop vomiting out Jorogumos, in order to teleport over to this beacon, and examine what is happening. That, and they sensed a familar presence...**The machine speaks, displaying a form of intelligence and free will. You could swear none such existed before.* How can you serve the Universe, when we serve Abon, the true Universe? You cannot kill everything, when our glorious Graverobber has power over LIFE AND DEATH.*The beacon is near fully-formed, and hundreds of green skulls suddenly shoot from it, ascending into a pillar in the sky, which can be seen, even all the way to Orochi.* Come to us, Graverobber, let your green light watch of us, and let our prayers be answered! A deluded, fanatic wretch. There is nothing in the universe beyond that which we can know and observe. Your "prayer" is a ridiculous exercise in trite mysticism and foolishness, mere parlor tricks. Magic is but another form of energy. But of course none of you will listen to reason. If your Abon returns the living from death, then Abon shall die as well. Everything can be killed or contained. Evige Blumenkraft Und Evige Schlangenkraft.*Curious enters some twisted semblance of the mimicry stance.* *A figure appears in the Green Pillar. They look like a vaguely human shape, wearing a heavy coat, with messy hair, and a deathly presence. Orochi can feel that this being is a Dreamer, but has somehow discovered a way to escape the Curse that all Dreamers hold, seemingly through making some sort of contract. Because of this, she has not aged, despite being ancient. The very forces of life and death permeate her being. However, she is barred from this world.* You, destruction-lusting maniac, will burn to ash, so that our magnificent Graverobber may possess your remains, and spring free in this world! She has claimed the Green Ghost for resurrection, and her will cannot be denied!
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 10, 2015 0:06:18 GMT
*Louis gets up and proceeds to fire several shots at the creature's stomach* Every fucking time I try to do a cool finisher.... *The creature screams one more time, then gasps and chokes, weakly flailing at the air, before falling to the ground, twitching and squirming occasionally.* *Louis walks up, and kicks it repeatedly in the stomach until it fully dies*
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 10, 2015 0:08:47 GMT
*The creature screams one more time, then gasps and chokes, weakly flailing at the air, before falling to the ground, twitching and squirming occasionally.* *Louis walks up, and kicks it repeatedly in the stomach until it fully dies* *The creature wheezes and squeaks and whimpers pitifully as you kick it, in absolute agony, before it finally dies.*
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Jan 10, 2015 0:09:36 GMT
*Intrigued, Orochi stop vomiting out Jorogumos, in order to teleport over to this beacon, and examine what is happening. That, and they sensed a familar presence...* A deluded, fanatic wretch. There is nothing in the universe beyond that which we can know and observe. Your "prayer" is a ridiculous exercise in trite mysticism and foolishness, mere parlor tricks. Magic is but another form of energy. But of course none of you will listen to reason. If your Abon returns the living from death, then Abon shall die as well. Everything can be killed or contained. Evige Blumenkraft Und Evige Schlangenkraft.*Curious enters some twisted semblance of the mimicry stance.* *A figure appears in the Green Pillar. They look like a vaguely human shape, wearing a heavy coat, with messy hair, and a deathly presence. Orochi can feel that this being is a Dreamer, but has somehow discovered a way to escape the Curse that all Dreamers hold, seemingly through making some sort of contract. Because of this, she has not aged, despite being ancient. The very forces of life and death permeate her being. However, she is barred from this world.* You, destruction-lusting maniac, will burn to ash, so that our magnificent Graverobber may possess your remains, and spring free in this world! She has claimed the Green Ghost for resurrection, and her will cannot be denied! You dare to call me a lunatic? YOU? Some zombie-loving imbecile with a god complex? I suffer no illusions. I will not succeed. I may not even kill the Beast. But at least I shall do my part, however small, for the spirits of law and order. The fundamental mechanisms that underlie reality. All the world is not a stage. It is a pyramid, and law is the eye. If it comes to that I shall do my duty in death.
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 10, 2015 0:09:58 GMT
*The machine speaks, displaying a form of intelligence and free will. You could swear none such existed before.* How can you serve the Universe, when we serve Abon, the true Universe? You cannot kill everything, when our glorious Graverobber has power over LIFE AND DEATH.*The beacon is near fully-formed, and hundreds of green skulls suddenly shoot from it, ascending into a pillar in the sky, which can be seen, even all the way to Orochi.* Come to us, Graverobber, let your green light watch of us, and let our prayers be answered! A deluded, fanatic wretch. There is nothing in the universe beyond that which we can know and observe. Your "prayer" is a ridiculous exercise in trite mysticism and foolishness, mere parlor tricks. Magic is but another form of energy. But of course none of you will listen to reason. If your Abon returns the living from death, then Abon shall die as well. Everything can be killed or contained. Evige Blumenkraft Und Evige Schlangenkraft.*Curious enters some twisted semblance of the mimicry stance.* ...Curious? Dr Curious? Is that you? It is you, isn't it! Oh, you are so much more...handsome than I remember! Is-is-is it, something to do with...your hair?
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 10, 2015 0:12:06 GMT
*Intrigued, Orochi stop vomiting out Jorogumos, in order to teleport over to this beacon, and examine what is happening. That, and they sensed a familar presence...* A deluded, fanatic wretch. There is nothing in the universe beyond that which we can know and observe. Your "prayer" is a ridiculous exercise in trite mysticism and foolishness, mere parlor tricks. Magic is but another form of energy. But of course none of you will listen to reason. If your Abon returns the living from death, then Abon shall die as well. Everything can be killed or contained. Evige Blumenkraft Und Evige Schlangenkraft.*Curious enters some twisted semblance of the mimicry stance.* *A figure appears in the Green Pillar. They look like a vaguely human shape, wearing a heavy coat, with messy hair, and a deathly presence. Orochi can feel that this being is a Dreamer, but has somehow discovered a way to escape the Curse that all Dreamers hold, seemingly through making some sort of contract. Because of this, she has not aged, despite being ancient. The very forces of life and death permeate her being. However, she is barred from this world.* You, destruction-lusting maniac, will burn to ash, so that our magnificent Graverobber may possess your remains, and spring free in this world! She has claimed the Green Ghost for resurrection, and her will cannot be denied! She has? Do I get to have physical form and everything? Gotta say I like the sound of that. Much better than falling into the ink and turning into a Youkai. My family didn't patrol the coastline in the Alaskan Territorial Guard just so I could be corrupted into a Japanese-style monstrosity. But what monstrosity will you make me?
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Jan 10, 2015 0:12:44 GMT
A deluded, fanatic wretch. There is nothing in the universe beyond that which we can know and observe. Your "prayer" is a ridiculous exercise in trite mysticism and foolishness, mere parlor tricks. Magic is but another form of energy. But of course none of you will listen to reason. If your Abon returns the living from death, then Abon shall die as well. Everything can be killed or contained. Evige Blumenkraft Und Evige Schlangenkraft.*Curious enters some twisted semblance of the mimicry stance.* ...Curious? Dr Curious? Is that you? It is you, isn't it! Oh, you are so much more...handsome than I remember! Is-is-is it, something to do with...your hair? Ah. The Empress. Yes, it is I, the Hierophant, if you'll excuse my trite occultism. I serve a higher power. One that none of us could begin to comprehend. If you are yet bound to the Beast then you shall see my commitment.
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 10, 2015 0:13:32 GMT
*Louis walks up, and kicks it repeatedly in the stomach until it fully dies* *The creature wheezes and squeaks and whimpers pitifully as you kick it, in absolute agony, before it finally dies.* *Louis drags the corpse over to its fallen comrades, then uses his knife to find a suitable replacement stomach among them*
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 10, 2015 0:14:06 GMT
...Curious? Dr Curious? Is that you? It is you, isn't it! Oh, you are so much more...handsome than I remember! Is-is-is it, something to do with...your hair? Ah. The Empress. Yes, it is I, the Hierophant, if you'll excuse my trite occultism. I serve a higher power. One that none of us could begin to comprehend. If you are yet bound to the Beast then you shall see my commitment. Oh, yes, I like you. What an interesting mind...you realise that you are to serve our lady, Izanami, yes?
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Jan 10, 2015 0:15:39 GMT
Ah. The Empress. Yes, it is I, the Hierophant, if you'll excuse my trite occultism. I serve a higher power. One that none of us could begin to comprehend. If you are yet bound to the Beast then you shall see my commitment. Oh, yes, I like you. What an interesting mind...you realise that you are to serve our lady, Izanami, yes? So be it. If service is the path I am to walk, then I shall walk it with dignity. Who is this... what was that? Nezumi? Zamboni? Of which you speak?
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