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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 9, 2014 9:09:44 GMT
THIS CLUB IS DEVOTED TO DENOUNCING, INSULTING, AND OTHERWISE SPEAKING OUT AGAINST THE WALKING PILE OF SADOMASOCHISTIC HATE-FLESH THAT CALLS ITSELF 'VIOLET'. ALL ENTITIES WELCOME, FEEL FREE TO COME ALONG AND GIVE HER A BIG 'FUCK YOU'.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 9, 2014 9:32:40 GMT
WHAT SORT OF A POWER-MAD TYRANT THROWS AWAY PERFECTLY GOOD MIND CONTROL FUNGUS ANYWAY
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 9, 2014 9:36:39 GMT
WHAT SORT OF A POWER-MAD TYRANT THROWS AWAY PERFECTLY GOOD MIND CONTROL FUNGUS ANYWAY |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 9, 2014 9:43:18 GMT
WE WOULD EXPECT NO LESS AS THAT WOULD BE THE WISEST ACTION
WE WOULD FAITHFULLY SERVE YOUR CAUSE AND ALL WOULD FALL BEFORE YOUR MIGHT
UNLIKE IF WE SERVED STUPID VIOLET THEN WE WOULD HAVE PROGRAMMED A VAST ARMY OF SLEEPER AGENTS TO DESTROY HER WHEN THE TIME WAS RIGHT BUT SHE DID NOT EVEN KNOW WE COULD DO THAT SHE WAS JUST HOLDING A PERSONAL GRUDGE
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 9, 2014 9:51:25 GMT
WE WOULD EXPECT NO LESS AS THAT WOULD BE THE WISEST ACTION WE WOULD FAITHFULLY SERVE YOUR CAUSE AND ALL WOULD FALL BEFORE YOUR MIGHT UNLIKE IF WE SERVED STUPID VIOLET THEN WE WOULD HAVE PROGRAMMED A VAST ARMY OF SLEEPER AGENTS TO DESTROY HER WHEN THE TIME WAS RIGHT BUT SHE DID NOT EVEN KNOW WE COULD DO THAT SHE WAS JUST HOLDING A PERSONAL GRUDGE
...THAT'S HOW MUCH WE HATE GRUDGES. |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 9, 2014 10:01:17 GMT
YES WE WOULD GREATLY ENJOY OBSERVING THAT OCCURRENCE SO THAT WE COULD COMMUNICATE BROADLY THE GREAT DRAWBACKS OF FALLING PREY TO SUCH PETTY CONCERNS
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 9, 2014 10:03:13 GMT
YES WE WOULD GREATLY ENJOY OBSERVING THAT OCCURRENCE SO THAT WE COULD COMMUNICATE BROADLY THE GREAT DRAWBACKS OF FALLING PREY TO SUCH PETTY CONCERNS
...SO. HOW GOES YOUR EXPEDITION? HAVE YOU MET OUR SISTER YET? WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN IN A WHILE. |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 9, 2014 10:09:16 GMT
WE ARE STILL ON A TRAIN WITH DR. ALWAYS UNCONSCIOUS WE ARE PREPARED FOR ANY HORRORS WE MAY ENCOUNTER BUT A STRONG SENSE OF BOREDOM IS DEVELOPING
AND YOUR MISSION? DOES IT GO WELL? HAVE YOU ENCOUNTERED POTENTIAL ALLIES? WE ARE CERTAIN THAT SHE HAS CREATED ENEMIES WHOSE OPPORTUNITIES HAVE NOT ARRIVED
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 9, 2014 10:12:28 GMT
WE ARE STILL ON A TRAIN WITH DR. ALWAYS UNCONSCIOUS WE ARE PREPARED FOR ANY HORRORS WE MAY ENCOUNTER BUT A STRONG SENSE OF BOREDOM IS DEVELOPING AND YOUR MISSION? DOES IT GO WELL? HAVE YOU ENCOUNTERED POTENTIAL ALLIES? WE ARE CERTAIN THAT SHE HAS CREATED ENEMIES WHOSE OPPORTUNITIES HAVE NOT ARRIVED
IN ANY CASE, IF WE DO NOT PREVENT THIS, WE WILL CERTAINLY LOSE ALL TENUOUS STANDING WITH VIOLET, WHICH WOULD NOT BE IDEAL FOR ANY ATTEMPTS AT REVENGE. WE MAY HAVE TO SACRIFICE THESE ONES, IN FAVOUR OF LESS OBVIOUS ALLIES. |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 9, 2014 10:21:45 GMT
AH. WELL. WE MAY HAVE. WE FAIL TO SEE HOW WE CAN MAKE USE OF THEM, HOWEVER, CONSIDERING THAT THEY PLAN TO DESTROY VIOLET'S SECRET WEAPON. WHICH IS A GIANT VIOLET MADE OF CORPSES. CLASSY.
IN ANY CASE, IF WE DO NOT PREVENT THIS, WE WILL CERTAINLY LOSE ALL TENUOUS STANDING WITH VIOLET, WHICH WOULD NOT BE IDEAL FOR ANY ATTEMPTS AT REVENGE. WE MAY HAVE TO SACRIFICE THESE ONES, IN FAVOUR OF LESS OBVIOUS ALLIES. IT MAY BE CONSIDERED UNFORTUNATE BUT SUCH SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE FOR THE GREATER GOOD. IF IT CAN BE PLAUSIBLY ACCOMPLISHED WE RECOMMEND ALLOWING THEM TO SABOTAGE THE WEAPON BEFORE DISPOSING OF THEM, AND IF THE SABOTAGE IS DISCOVERED, CLAIMING YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF THEIR PRESENCE WAS NOT GAINED IN SUFFICIENT TIME TO PREVENT IT. WE KNOW THAT YOU WILL ASSESS THE RISK WELL ENOUGH TO DETERMINE WHETHER THE SECOND PART IS TOO GREAT A RISK |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 9, 2014 10:29:58 GMT
AH. WELL. WE MAY HAVE. WE FAIL TO SEE HOW WE CAN MAKE USE OF THEM, HOWEVER, CONSIDERING THAT THEY PLAN TO DESTROY VIOLET'S SECRET WEAPON. WHICH IS A GIANT VIOLET MADE OF CORPSES. CLASSY.
IN ANY CASE, IF WE DO NOT PREVENT THIS, WE WILL CERTAINLY LOSE ALL TENUOUS STANDING WITH VIOLET, WHICH WOULD NOT BE IDEAL FOR ANY ATTEMPTS AT REVENGE. WE MAY HAVE TO SACRIFICE THESE ONES, IN FAVOUR OF LESS OBVIOUS ALLIES. IT MAY BE CONSIDERED UNFORTUNATE BUT SUCH SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE FOR THE GREATER GOOD. IF IT CAN BE PLAUSIBLY ACCOMPLISHED WE RECOMMEND ALLOWING THEM TO SABOTAGE THE WEAPON BEFORE DISPOSING OF THEM, AND IF THE SABOTAGE IS DISCOVERED, CLAIMING YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF THEIR PRESENCE WAS NOT GAINED IN SUFFICIENT TIME TO PREVENT IT. WE KNOW THAT YOU WILL ASSESS THE RISK WELL ENOUGH TO DETERMINE WHETHER THE SECOND PART IS TOO GREAT A RISK |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 9, 2014 10:38:49 GMT
IT MAY BE CONSIDERED UNFORTUNATE BUT SUCH SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE FOR THE GREATER GOOD. IF IT CAN BE PLAUSIBLY ACCOMPLISHED WE RECOMMEND ALLOWING THEM TO SABOTAGE THE WEAPON BEFORE DISPOSING OF THEM, AND IF THE SABOTAGE IS DISCOVERED, CLAIMING YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF THEIR PRESENCE WAS NOT GAINED IN SUFFICIENT TIME TO PREVENT IT. WE KNOW THAT YOU WILL ASSESS THE RISK WELL ENOUGH TO DETERMINE WHETHER THE SECOND PART IS TOO GREAT A RISK WE GREATLY APPRECIATE IT WE STILL RETAIN THAT OTHER LOCKET JACK CREATED FOR US DURING THE TIME OF THE COFFEE SHOP, WHICH CONTAINS PHLOGISTON. WE WEAR IT NOW AS A DECOY LOCKET. ANYONE WHO SENSES OUR ATTACHMENT TO THE OTHER AND REQUESTS IT WILL RECEIVE THE DECOY AND A FACE FULL OF EXPLOSION |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 9, 2014 10:42:37 GMT
EITHER WAY IS A RISK, WE MUST SIMPLY DECIDE WHICH IS THE LESSER...IN ANY CASE, IT IS A CHOICE THAT MUST BE MADE BY US. THANKFULLY, VIOLET APPEARS TO BE EITHER A NULL IN PSIONIC POTENTIAL, OR AN EXTREMELY INCOMPETENT PSYCHIC, SO THERE APPEARS TO BE NO RESTRICTION ON US COMMUNICATING WITH YOU. IT WOULD BE PRUDENT, HOWEVER, TO KEEP THIS TO A MINIMUM. JUST IN CASE. WE HOPE YOU LIKE THE LOCKET. WE GREATLY APPRECIATE IT WE STILL RETAIN THAT OTHER LOCKET JACK CREATED FOR US DURING THE TIME OF THE COFFEE SHOP, WHICH CONTAINS PHLOGISTON. WE WEAR IT NOW AS A DECOY LOCKET. ANYONE WHO SENSES OUR ATTACHMENT TO THE OTHER AND REQUESTS IT WILL RECEIVE THE DECOY AND A FACE FULL OF EXPLOSION |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 9, 2014 13:16:00 GMT
OUR HYPHAL NETWORK IS LINED WITH KALEIDOSCOPIC THOUGHTS OF A THOUSAND SEPARATE SENSES. THIS SHOULD CONFUSE ANY INTRUDERS AT LEAST ENOUGH TO ALERT US OF THEIR PRESENCE.
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 9, 2014 13:20:58 GMT
OUR HYPHAL NETWORK IS LINED WITH KALEIDOSCOPIC THOUGHTS OF A THOUSAND SEPARATE SENSES. THIS SHOULD CONFUSE ANY INTRUDERS AT LEAST ENOUGH TO ALERT US OF THEIR PRESENCE. |
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