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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2014 20:17:00 GMT
Lore thread for the comical characters, such as king, or shrek, or dex dogtective.
Dex Dogtective was first made aware of the zones in the meme invasion. He decided to invade himself, due to the failure of the rest. He escaped his cereal box to do so.
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Dario
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Post by Dario on Dec 10, 2014 14:55:00 GMT
The "Awful High" universe had been generated from everyone's desires of what they wanted to be during high school.
So yeah, it's fanfic.
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Post by Durga on Dec 10, 2014 14:56:54 GMT
The "Awful High" universe had been generated from everyone's desires of what they wanted to be during high school. So yeah, it's fanfic. Everyone wanted to be covered in piss? |
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Post by Dario on Dec 10, 2014 15:05:57 GMT
The "Awful High" universe had been generated from everyone's desires of what they wanted to be during high school. So yeah, it's fanfic. Everyone wanted to be covered in piss? Well, ONE of us wanted to cover everything in piss. |
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Post by Xward on Dec 10, 2014 15:50:51 GMT
Everyone wanted to be covered in piss? Well, ONE of us wanted to cover everything in piss. Don't impose your weird fetishes onto me Dario |
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Post by Dario on Dec 10, 2014 16:47:43 GMT
Well, ONE of us wanted to cover everything in piss. Don't impose your weird fetishes onto me Dario It was your fault the school was flooded in piss, not mine! |
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Post by Xward on Dec 10, 2014 18:00:01 GMT
Don't impose your weird fetishes onto me Dario It was your fault the school was flooded in piss, not mine! see, that's where you're wrong |
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Post by Dario on Dec 10, 2014 18:05:41 GMT
LOOK WHO'S TALKING. It was your fault the school was flooded in piss, not mine! see, that's where you're wrong How is that wrong? Please, I really want to hear your answer. Read. Hear- whatever, I really want to whatever your answer. |
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Post by Durga on Dec 10, 2014 18:19:32 GMT
see, that's where you're wrong How is that wrong? Please, I really want to hear your answer. Read. Hear- whatever, I really want to whatever your answer.
Now. I may be just a simple City Pan-dimensional Lamia made of the opposing concepts of chaos and order working together, But I think I have a right to an opinion as any other.
Now. Ladies and Gentlemen, This:
Is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a 2D snake lady defending a bottle of piss, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests |
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Post by Xward on Dec 10, 2014 18:20:33 GMT
see, that's where you're wrong How is that wrong? Please, I really want to hear your answer. Read. Hear- whatever, I really want to whatever your answer. You see if you guys had kept the school clean then this would not have happened |
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Post by Dario on Dec 10, 2014 20:49:34 GMT
[...] Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a 2D snake lady defending a bottle of piss, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests  Chewbacca doesn't live in Endor! Yes, he fought in the Battle of Endor. But why did he stay in Endor for a while afterwards? Come on, Durga. You should know what Wookies do with Ewoks. And it's not fanfic smut.  Chewbacca is a fine example of a Wookie. Strong... noble... and a sports fan. Especially Wookie Football. Now tell me, Durga... do you know what's the ball in that game, hmm? |
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 10, 2014 21:47:12 GMT
the night man has an ancient rival with his arch enemy, dayman, fighter of the the night man, OAH-AH
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Post by Durga on Dec 10, 2014 22:07:41 GMT
Chewbacca doesn't live in Endor! Yes, he fought in the Battle of Endor. But why did he stay in Endor for a while afterwards? Come on, Durga. You should know what Wookies do with Ewoks. And it's not fanfic smut. Chewbacca is a fine example of a Wookie. Strong... noble... and a sports fan. Especially Wookie Football. Now tell me, Durga... do you know what's the ball in that game, hmm?  Obviously Wookies wear Ewoks as hats, as they enjoy the feeling of squirming cranial toddlers.
But, as you may well know, in accordance to the 2016 edition of the official Calvinball rules handbook...
*Slams something on the table. It's just a bit of slightly bloody plywood*
...Wookieball must be played with at least three Ewoks. Nine if one or more of them was born on a Thursday.
Now, Thursday was the same day the Walt Disney was born on. Walt Disney was the long lost distant seventy-eight times removed half-cousin of the great late Freidrick Hynamunn. Hynamunn directed the infamous exploitation film "Giant chickens on Treasure Island: a rollicking adventure of the high seas" Seas? Sea. Sea? C! C? C stands for Catwoman! Catwoman is cats.
Cats are stupid. You know who else is stupid? People who can't do simple math! Riddle me THIS, Dario. If that is even your real name...
*slams down a piece of paper. There is a single H in the center. Off to one corner, someone drew Dickbutt*
Solve for X!
*Immediately swipes the paper*
You cant! because the X...
*peels off the H and throws it at a wall, upon contact it explodes and becomes a flock of doves*
IS HITLER!
*places the same piece of paper down, but now it's a photo of a crocodile with a turkey sandwich on it's head*
If black is white and right is up and up is down and down is just mucus as far as the eye can see, then WHO was in the KITCHEN with DYNA?!
The Chef rests, your honor...
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*points at the judge as dramatically as possible*
IF THAT IS EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!
*The judge calmly removes his face, revealing a three-inch tall Fatlover in a human-sized mechajudge*
Take him away, occifers.
*the robot judge is suddenly sprung upon by a pair of pumas, who messily devour Fatlover, fighting over the remains*
Great work, partner. I couldn't have done it without you.
*drapes arm over Dario's shoulders, getting as uncomfortably close as possible while wearing a death-scented perfume*
Whadda ya say we celebrate? Let's head to the Malt Shop, ol' buddy. |
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Post by Dario on Dec 10, 2014 23:08:11 GMT
[...]Great work, partner. I couldn't have done it without you.
*drapes arm over Dario's shoulders, getting as uncomfortably close as possible while wearing a death-scented perfume*
Whadda ya say we celebrate? Let's head to the Malt Shop, ol' buddy. *long and uncomfortable pause* Sure, why not? |
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Post by Durga on Dec 10, 2014 23:13:09 GMT
*long and uncomfortable pause* Sure, why not? *The courthouse is now completely empty and abandoned. You are completely alone. Everything is coated in a layer of dust and grime as if nobody has been there for years. The only light comes from a boarded up window and a hole in the roof* All the doors are boarded up, but the wood is so ancient and moldy that you could probably just pull them off* *There is a feeling of soul-eating dread in the quiet air* |
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