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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Nov 18, 2014 3:14:17 GMT
FEED HIM GIANT HORNETS
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 18, 2014 3:17:44 GMT
Hey waiter, can you get me some dead hornets, stingers removed? *The waiter is confused, but brings the meal anyway, and the baby zeren eats them happily, rubbing its stomach with its tendrils*
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Post by Uh-Oh Nautilus on Nov 18, 2014 3:29:17 GMT
Another squid pops out of the van and starts muttering to itself.
"Well, that didn't go to plan. Oop, that's an unconscious thing on the floor.
Are you okay? We're at another restaurant, do you want anything?"
The monsterbaby scampers over and tries to swipe the squid out of the air. It fights back with pressurized jets of butter and bow tie pasta. The baby is soon buried.
((I'm on mobile and am just quoting the speech parts. Just imagine my small blue voice instead.))
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Nov 18, 2014 3:36:46 GMT
*remembers Venvel again, phases out of existence to make sure nothing bad happens while she's tripping balls in the Dreaming Realm*
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 18, 2014 3:43:04 GMT
Another squid pops out of the van and starts muttering to itself. "Well, that didn't go to plan. Oop, that's an unconscious thing on the floor. Are you okay? We're at another restaurant, do you want anything?" The monsterbaby scampers over and tries to swipe the squid out of the air. It fights back with pressurized jets of butter and bow tie pasta. The baby is soon buried. ((I'm on mobile and am just quoting the speech parts. Just imagine my small blue voice instead.)) Hey, you nearly killed sevens son! |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 18, 2014 3:44:07 GMT
I think anyway! It might be entirely unharmed!
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Post by Uh-Oh Nautilus on Nov 18, 2014 3:57:48 GMT
"I mean, it is just pasta. Are these horrible beasties allergic to gluten or something?
((I'm going to sleep now.))
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Nov 18, 2014 12:39:33 GMT
(( The clone hats, Xulvar, the mutant fish, the mysterious police, the whatever that caused those bones cordyceps found, and many more. )) |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Nov 18, 2014 12:49:58 GMT
Guys I'm back from Nintendo. I didn't have any matches. Can I get a fried frog and a tiny cane?
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084 
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 18, 2014 13:24:47 GMT
jack awakens realising that in a fit of rage after seeing the zeren it might have spat up too hard and shot all of its ichor out at once rendering it unconscious what happened? did we win  jack says hollowly |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Nov 18, 2014 13:31:04 GMT
I'VE SOLVED THE MYSTERY!
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 18, 2014 13:42:42 GMT
jack awakens realising that in a fit of rage after seeing the zeren it might have spat up too hard and shot all of its ichor out at once rendering it unconscious what happened? did we win jack says hollowly Yes, and now Curious has a son" says gobtraz, pointing to an infantile zeren. "Do not attack it." |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Nov 18, 2014 13:48:29 GMT
jack awakens realising that in a fit of rage after seeing the zeren it might have spat up too hard and shot all of its ichor out at once rendering it unconscious what happened? did we win jack says hollowly Yes, and now Curious has a son" says gobtraz, pointing to an infantile zeren. "Do not attack it." Jack turns confused by gobs words " why would i atta-" *jack enraged goes to spit ichor only a small drop and some pumpkn guts come out* "uh oh"*jack passes out again |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Nov 18, 2014 13:51:17 GMT
Yes, and now Curious has a son" says gobtraz, pointing to an infantile zeren. "Do not attack it." Jack turns confused by gobs words " why would i atta-" *jack enraged goes to spit ichor only a small drop and some pumpkn guts come out* "uh oh"*jack passes out againAlright, lets draw dicks on his face! *Intense scribbling noises on pumpkin* |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Nov 18, 2014 14:40:50 GMT
OKAY *LITERALLY* WHAT THE FUCK EVERYONE
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jack says hollowly 
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