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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 12, 2014 18:44:28 GMT
IS EVERYONE GOING TO INTRUDE ON THIS DATA ACQUISITION EVENT?!! PERHAPS NULLA WOULD LIKE TO SHOW UP? PISSBOTTLE?? THE SHITTY EEL GUY?! *sliiides in* Psst. Hey, I know who you are. Hail Sithis!
WALK OUTSIDE. STRIP DOWN. SODOMISE YOURSELF WITH YOUR SWORD. WHILST YELLING ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THE JARL AND HOW YOU'D LOVE HIM TO BANG YOU. NOW SCOOT.
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
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Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 12, 2014 18:44:39 GMT
I thought pissbottle was here a while ago. And so the duties of the art of romance fall once more unto me. Very well, very well. *Hairflip* |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2014 18:47:24 GMT
*sliiides in* Psst. Hey, I know who you are. Hail Sithis!
WALK OUTSIDE. STRIP DOWN. SODOMISE YOURSELF WITH YOUR SWORD. WHILST YELLING ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THE JARL AND HOW YOU'D LOVE HIM TO BANG YOU. NOW SCOOT.*does exactly that* Don't suppose you'd enchant my sword? Dull old blade can barely cut butter. |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 12, 2014 18:47:37 GMT
YOU DON'T EXPECT US TO REMEMBER EVERY ONE OF YOU TWATS, DO YOU?! ALSO THIS DATE IS TERRIBLE. YOU MAY HAVE TO BE A REPLACEMENT. And so the duties of the art of romance fall once more unto me. Very well, very well. *Hairflip* *It would appear that a large metal pipe is currently poking through Curious' chest, right at the Heart. How'd that get there.* |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 12, 2014 18:47:43 GMT
YOU DON'T EXPECT US TO REMEMBER EVERY ONE OF YOU TWATS, DO YOU?! ALSO THIS DATE IS TERRIBLE. YOU MAY HAVE TO BE A REPLACEMENT. And so the duties of the art of romance fall once more unto me. Very well, very well. *Hairflip*
*Reclines in their chair, the eight legs of their spidric lower body curling up in a manner that could be described as coy, if you were into that.*
SEDUCE US. |
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Post by Xward on Dec 12, 2014 18:48:16 GMT
*kicks down the concept of doors*
Coffee?! *Sneakily hides coffee* Whaaaat? Coffee? I don't think anyone said that |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 12, 2014 18:49:08 GMT
*kicks down the concept of doors*
Coffee?! *Sneakily hides coffee* Whaaaat? Coffee? I don't think anyone said that |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 12, 2014 18:49:25 GMT
And so the duties of the art of romance fall once more unto me. Very well, very well. *Hairflip*
*Reclines in their chair, the eight legs of their spidric lower body curling up in a manner that could be described as coy, if you were into that.* S EDUCE US.Hey, whos mack--Haha just kidding, you go ahead since I barely know enough about weaver to be attracted to her. Barely. |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 12, 2014 18:49:35 GMT
And so the duties of the art of romance fall once more unto me. Very well, very well. *Hairflip*
*Reclines in their chair, the eight legs of their spidric lower body curling up in a manner that could be described as coy, if you were into that.* S EDUCE US.Right, just hold on a second there's a blasted iron pipe in my chest. *Attempted pipe removal* |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 12, 2014 18:50:25 GMT
we may never fully understand how you do that through your outfit. NOW.
*Reclines in their chair, the eight legs of their spidric lower body curling up in a manner that could be described as coy, if you were into that.* S EDUCE US. Right, just hold on a second there's a blasted iron pipe in my chest. *Attempted pipe removal* *With every attempt a new pipe is impaled somewhere else in Curious' body. free them* |
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Post by Durga on Dec 12, 2014 18:52:16 GMT
*face splits apart and thousands of snakes pour out*
Coffee.
*yanks pipe out of Curious and waves it at Xward*
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 12, 2014 18:54:07 GMT
Right, just hold on a second there's a blasted iron pipe in my chest. *Attempted pipe removal* *With every attempt a new pipe is impaled somewhere else in Curious' body. free them* Pipes really I'm flattered but this is detrimental to my demonstration of the romantic arts. |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 12, 2014 18:56:39 GMT
*With every attempt a new pipe is impaled somewhere else in Curious' body. free them* Pipes really I'm flattered but this is detrimental to my demonstration of the romantic arts. *Curious is now fully impaled with pipes, in the shape of a Christmas Tree, save for his head* *Two goblins with demon wings fly down and put an actual miniature star (the firey orb of gas kind) on top of curious head) ALL HAIL KRAMPULMAS
ALL HAIL KRAMPULMAS |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 12, 2014 18:57:05 GMT
we may never fully understand how you do that through your outfit. NOW.
*Reclines in their chair, the eight legs of their spidric lower body curling up in a manner that could be described as coy, if you were into that.* S EDUCE US. Hey, whos mack--Haha just kidding, you go ahead since I barely know enough about weaver to be attracted to her. Barely. |
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Post by Xward on Dec 12, 2014 18:58:00 GMT
*face splits apart and thousands of snakes pour out*
Coffee.
*yanks pipe out of Curious and waves it at Xward* *places coffee at the end of his table* Waiter more coffee please |
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