Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228 
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 12, 2014 18:58:10 GMT
Pipes really I'm flattered but this is detrimental to my demonstration of the romantic arts. *Curious is now fully impaled with pipes, in the shape of a Christmas Tree, save for his head* *Two goblins with demon wings fly down and put an actual miniature star (the firey orb of gas kind) on top of curious head) ALL HAIL KRAMPULMAS
ALL HAIL KRAMPULMASNow you see this ISN'T generally a part of human romantic customs. |
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Post by Durga on Dec 12, 2014 18:59:55 GMT
*face splits apart and thousands of snakes pour out*
Coffee.
*yanks pipe out of Curious and waves it at Xward* *places coffee at the end of his table* Waiter more coffee please
Ah, thank you.
*inserts pipe into Curious, takes coffee and dissipates* |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 12, 2014 19:02:09 GMT
*places coffee at the end of his table* Waiter more coffee please
Ah, thank you.
*inserts pipe into Curious, takes coffee and dissipates* |
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santa
Fresh from the Seething
Posts: 13
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Post by santa on Dec 12, 2014 19:02:26 GMT
Pipes really I'm flattered but this is detrimental to my demonstration of the romantic arts. *Curious is now fully impaled with pipes, in the shape of a Christmas Tree, save for his head* *Two goblins with demon wings fly down and put an actual miniature star (the firey orb of gas kind) on top of curious head) ALL HAIL KRAMPULMAS
ALL HAIL KRAMPULMAS*Santa fucking crashes down from the ceiling like a fucking angel sent from god to kick some goddamn ass* *He grabs one of the goblins and rips its FUCKING head off of its body and then eats the whole thing, he then punches the other one so fast that it didn't even know it died* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 12, 2014 19:03:12 GMT
Hey, whos mack--Haha just kidding, you go ahead since I barely know enough about weaver to be attracted to her. Barely. ...Uh, why are you mentioning this? |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 12, 2014 19:03:38 GMT
*Curious is now fully impaled with pipes, in the shape of a Christmas Tree, save for his head* *Two goblins with demon wings fly down and put an actual miniature star (the firey orb of gas kind) on top of curious head) ALL HAIL KRAMPULMAS
ALL HAIL KRAMPULMASNow you see this ISN'T generally a part of human romantic customs. *the goblins are destroyed by santa, but this doesn't stop their CHRISTMAS GHOSTS from putting loads of screaming, living ornaments on the Curious Tree.* |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 12, 2014 19:04:43 GMT
Now you see this ISN'T generally a part of human romantic customs. *the goblins are destroyed by santa, but this doesn't stop their CHRISTMAS GHOSTS from putting loads of screaming, living ornaments on the Curious Tree.* This is all getting a bit far fetched. My charms really function better when I'm NOT the largest aluminum Christmas tree that can be found. |
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santa
Fresh from the Seething
Posts: 13
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Post by santa on Dec 12, 2014 19:05:52 GMT
Now you see this ISN'T generally a part of human romantic customs. *the goblins are destroyed by santa, but this doesn't stop their CHRISTMAS GHOSTS from putting loads of screaming, living ornaments on the Curious Tree.* *Santa fucking EATS THE GHOSTS* |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 12, 2014 19:05:55 GMT
WE'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT WE CAN ENTER YOUR MIND AND CAUSE TO FEEL LITERALLY THE GREATEST AMOUNT OF SEXUAL PLEASURE THAT YOU COULD. IN OUR YOUNGER DAYS, WE HAD A BRIEF STINT AS A PLEASURE GODDESS, ACTUALLY. Oh, now that was fun... ...Uh, why are you mentioning this? |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 12, 2014 19:07:26 GMT
*the goblins are destroyed by santa, but this doesn't stop their CHRISTMAS GHOSTS from putting loads of screaming, living ornaments on the Curious Tree.* This is all getting a bit far fetched. My charms really function better when I'm NOT the largest aluminum Christmas tree that can be found. *The CHRISTMAS GHOSTS fulfill their last objective before fading, drawing a giant pentagram on the floor with christmas colors. The Krampus pops out, and begins hitting Curious with his stick.* *A portal to the Tabula Rasa dimension appears on the floor behind Curious* |
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Post by Xward on Dec 12, 2014 19:07:34 GMT
*places coffee at the end of his table* Waiter more coffee please
Ah, thank you.
*inserts pipe into Curious, takes coffee and dissipates*...*sigh* not even gonna stay and chat? *xward broods over tfw no gf* |
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
Frequent Core Shifter
Tarnished silver is silver still
Posts: 1,228
Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 12, 2014 19:08:43 GMT
This is all getting a bit far fetched. My charms really function better when I'm NOT the largest aluminum Christmas tree that can be found. *The CHRISTMAS GHOSTS fulfill their last objective before fading, drawing a giant pentagram on the floor with christmas colors. The Krampus pops out, and begins hitting Curious with his stick.* *A portal to the Tabula Rasa dimension appears on the floor behind Curious* Ow ow okay fuck ow these are really uncomfortable things happening to my body |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 12, 2014 19:09:46 GMT
...Uh, why are you mentioning this? Christ-chan, we talked, and your talking about mind sex instantly. Thats not small chat. |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 12, 2014 19:09:47 GMT
This is all getting a bit far fetched. My charms really function better when I'm NOT the largest aluminum Christmas tree that can be found. *The CHRISTMAS GHOSTS fulfill their last objective before fading, drawing a giant pentagram on the floor with christmas colors. The Krampus pops out, and begins hitting Curious with his stick.* *A portal to the Tabula Rasa dimension appears on the floor behind Curious* |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 12, 2014 19:10:50 GMT
OH, I'M SORRY, WE THOUGHT IT WAS COMMON PRACTICE TO ACTUALLY TALK TO YOUR DATE? *THROWS SCALDINGLY HOT COFFEE IN MARK'S FACE* HMPH! Christ-chan, we talked, and your talking about mind sex instantly. Thats not small chat. |
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