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Post by Xward on Dec 14, 2014 0:56:04 GMT
*xward looks at the group* SSSSHHHHHHHHH! you're bothering xward junior *xward faces the plant again* AH, YOU'VE FINALLY GONE INSANE. GOOD TO KNOW. THAT IS A PLANT. WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING IT IS RELATED TO YOU IN ANY WAY?Because I have an incredibly long lifespan, very little friends, and giving sentient characteristics to a plant is a form of coping
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 14, 2014 0:56:45 GMT
I ain't judgin' I'm jus' sayin'. YEAH? WELL WE "AIN'T JUDGIN'" YOUR PATHETICALLY INFITESIMAL MORTAL LIFE, WE'RE JUST SAYIN.Yeh, whatever.
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 14, 2014 0:56:59 GMT
AH, YOU'VE FINALLY GONE INSANE. GOOD TO KNOW. THAT IS A PLANT. WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING IT IS RELATED TO YOU IN ANY WAY? Because I have an incredibly long lifespan, very little friends, and giving sentient characteristics to a plant is a form of coping Hey! I'm your friend? Right?
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 14, 2014 0:58:31 GMT
AH, YOU'VE FINALLY GONE INSANE. GOOD TO KNOW. THAT IS A PLANT. WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING IT IS RELATED TO YOU IN ANY WAY? Because I have an incredibly long lifespan, very little friends, and giving sentient characteristics to a plant is a form of coping OH DEAR. THAT'S QUITE SAD, ISN'T IT? WE USUALLY COPED WITH THAT BY HAVING IRONICALLY UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF SEX, BEFORE WE MET OUR LOVE. WE'RE NOT SURE THAT'S AN OPTION TO YOU, THOUGH.
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 14, 2014 0:59:39 GMT
Because I have an incredibly long lifespan, very little friends, and giving sentient characteristics to a plant is a form of coping OH DEAR. THAT'S QUITE SAD, ISN'T IT? WE USUALLY COPED WITH THAT BY HAVING IRONICALLY UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF SEX, BEFORE WE MET OUR LOVE. WE'RE NOT SURE THAT'S AN OPTION TO YOU, THOUGH. Eh, if it was an option to me, I apparently skipped that.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 14, 2014 1:04:40 GMT
Because I have an incredibly long lifespan, very little friends, and giving sentient characteristics to a plant is a form of coping OH DEAR. THAT'S QUITE SAD, ISN'T IT? WE USUALLY COPED WITH THAT BY HAVING IRONICALLY UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF SEX, BEFORE WE MET OUR LOVE. WE'RE NOT SURE THAT'S AN OPTION TO YOU, THOUGH. WE ARE CERTAIN SEX WITH YOU HAS ALWAYS BEEN DIVINE
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 14, 2014 1:06:20 GMT
OH DEAR. THAT'S QUITE SAD, ISN'T IT? WE USUALLY COPED WITH THAT BY HAVING IRONICALLY UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF SEX, BEFORE WE MET OUR LOVE. WE'RE NOT SURE THAT'S AN OPTION TO YOU, THOUGH. WE ARE CERTAIN SEX WITH YOU HAS ALWAYS BEEN DIVINE*Uncomfortable shuffling*
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 14, 2014 1:07:21 GMT
WE ARE CERTAIN SEX WITH YOU HAS ALWAYS BEEN DIVINE *Uncomfortable shuffling* *Strange "where should I go" shuffling"
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 14, 2014 1:08:49 GMT
WE ARE CERTAIN SEX WITH YOU HAS ALWAYS BEEN DIVINE *Uncomfortable shuffling* NOT THAT YOU WILL EVER KNOW
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
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Tarnished silver is silver still
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 14, 2014 1:09:54 GMT
*Uncomfortable shuffling* NOT THAT YOU WILL EVER KNOW Yeah... I'll never know about anyone. What the hell is wrong with that plant?
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Post by Xward on Dec 14, 2014 1:12:13 GMT
Because I have an incredibly long lifespan, very little friends, and giving sentient characteristics to a plant is a form of coping OH DEAR. THAT'S QUITE SAD, ISN'T IT? WE USUALLY COPED WITH THAT BY HAVING IRONICALLY UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF SEX, BEFORE WE MET OUR LOVE. WE'RE NOT SURE THAT'S AN OPTION TO YOU, THOUGH. ...sure just give me the name of an appliance store with sentient items And anyways I have Shitcan
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 14, 2014 1:12:14 GMT
*Shrigul eats the plant*
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 14, 2014 1:13:11 GMT
No! Now what am I going to do all Tuesday?
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 14, 2014 1:14:14 GMT
No! Now what am I going to do all Tuesday? Play a game, play with yerself, anything really.
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Dr. Caliginous, VII
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Tarnished silver is silver still
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Favorite Disease: A pox on both your houses
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Post by Dr. Caliginous, VII on Dec 14, 2014 1:15:04 GMT
No! Now what am I going to do all Tuesday? Play a game, play with yerself, anything really. *Forlornly takes out deck of cards and starts playing solitaire*
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