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Post by Xward on Dec 26, 2014 6:58:34 GMT
Thank you, xward. It adds to my aesthetic. You're welcome!
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Post by Durga on Dec 26, 2014 10:55:38 GMT
*slides off Weaver's abdomen, hitting the floor and slowly sinking in*
Be back inna minute.
*sinks into the floor, and then phases back out, holding a chest or crate-like object made of black, inky, tattoo shapes*
Yo. Ssssorry I sorta missed most of the party, but I made this.
*taps the cover of the crate*
It's sort of a hammerspace thing. If anyone opens it, it'll have their gift inside. See, I'm not good with gifts, so I just sorta got what I thought people would either want or need.
*stumbles slightly*
I'm gonna lie down a bit.
*collapses into a nearby chair*
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Post by Xward on Dec 26, 2014 10:58:20 GMT
*slides off Weaver's abdomen, hitting the floor and slowly sinking in* Be back inna minute. *sinks into the floor, and then phases back out, holding a chest or crate-like object made of black, inky, tattoo shapes* Yo. Ssssorry I sorta missed most of the party, but I made this. *taps the cover of the crate* It's sort of a hammerspace thing. If anyone opens it, it'll have their gift inside. See, I'm not good with gifts, so I just sorta got what I thought people would either want or need. *stumbles slightly* I'm gonna lie down a bit. *collapses into a nearby chair* *Xward moves towards Durga and places her present at the foot of the chair* I'll wait until you wake up *Reaches into box* I wonder what you got me
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Post by Durga on Dec 26, 2014 11:08:51 GMT
*Xward moves towards Durga and places her present at the foot of the chair* I'll wait until you wake up *Reaches into box* I wonder what you got me *Inside the box is a small handbook titled The Noble Arte of Memery in Battle: A definitive guide to using misdirection, memes, wordplay, and confusion to belittle and defeat enemies without laying a finger on them! Written by the Marquess Toenailjar of Dongleford. The cover depicts a jar of toenail clippings feeding a cat a cheeseburger in the middle of a battlefield while well-armed soldiers look on in bafflement. The contents of the book are obviously a load of crock, a good portion in butchered olde english, but it's rather insightful of the ancient memes at the time and not half bad a read*
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 26, 2014 11:49:43 GMT
*slides off Weaver's abdomen, hitting the floor and slowly sinking in* Be back inna minute. *sinks into the floor, and then phases back out, holding a chest or crate-like object made of black, inky, tattoo shapes* Yo. Ssssorry I sorta missed most of the party, but I made this. *taps the cover of the crate* It's sort of a hammerspace thing. If anyone opens it, it'll have their gift inside. See, I'm not good with gifts, so I just sorta got what I thought people would either want or need. *stumbles slightly* I'm gonna lie down a bit. *collapses into a nearby chair* Ugh. Onccce again, the variouss nuanccces of your...ssstrange mind, elude usss. You are, however, deccceptively comfortable. BUT. GIFTSSS? WE DIDN'T, AH...WE MEAN...SURELY YOU DON'T, UM...FOR USSS...?
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Dec 26, 2014 12:57:54 GMT
Oh! Video games! I'll take "Silent Hill"...
That sounds peaceful. Alright now for Xward's gift.
*Benny opens Xward's present* *Xward seems a bit nervous* Well... there was a bit of a problem with picking your gift. I originally got you the "History of Nice guys" but after seeing the cover and flipping through it I realized that it would not be something that interested you. So I got something more- *Inside is a photo collection of various pictures containing Benny and the group* -sentimental *Benny smiles warmly at Xward* Thank you Xward. This is perfect.
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 26, 2014 15:53:45 GMT
*Shrigul is flipping through the pages of her book. Mark has already torn open his present.* *Mark's present is two things* *One is a video series about mask modification while not taking it off* *The other is a protective cup that hardens proportionally to the force applied* (there are also presents for Gob and Nulla) *Mark crawls through the ceiling to watch the stuff, accidentally kicking the presents for gob and Nulla towards them*
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Post by Durga on Dec 26, 2014 17:51:20 GMT
Ugh. Onccce again, the variouss nuanccces of your...ssstrange mind, elude usss. You are, however, deccceptively comfortable. BUT. GIFTSSS? WE DIDN'T, AH...WE MEAN...SURELY YOU DON'T, UM...FOR USSS...? *cracks a couple of eyes open*
Take a look.
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 26, 2014 17:53:00 GMT
*Shrigul opens the hammerspace bag up*
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 26, 2014 17:53:32 GMT
Ugh. Onccce again, the variouss nuanccces of your...ssstrange mind, elude usss. You are, however, deccceptively comfortable. BUT. GIFTSSS? WE DIDN'T, AH...WE MEAN...SURELY YOU DON'T, UM...FOR USSS...? *cracks a couple of eyes open*
Take a look. ...*Warily wanders over to the box and opens it, taking a look*
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 26, 2014 17:53:50 GMT
*a gigantic floating orb burts through the wall.*
CHRISTMAS IS OVER.
GET OUT OF MY NEW HOUSE.
IS NEW YEAR TIME.
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 26, 2014 17:56:23 GMT
*a gigantic floating orb burts through the wall.* CHRISTMAS IS OVER.
GET OUT OF MY NEW HOUSE.
IS NEW YEAR TIME.((I was gonna do a krampus conclusion real soon. do we wanna collab on that or...))
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 26, 2014 17:57:16 GMT
*a gigantic floating orb burts through the wall.* CHRISTMAS IS OVER.
GET OUT OF MY NEW HOUSE.
IS NEW YEAR TIME.((I was gonna do a krampus conclusion real soon. do we wanna collab on that or...)) (( if anybody's gonna do krampus it's gonna be me ))
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 26, 2014 17:58:38 GMT
((I was gonna do a krampus conclusion real soon. do we wanna collab on that or...)) (( if anybody's gonna do krampus it's gonna be me )) ((Alright, go ahead so we can officially kill the thread. I really am tired of it so lets wreck shit))
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 26, 2014 17:59:26 GMT
(( if anybody's gonna do krampus it's gonna be me )) ((Alright, go ahead so we can officially kill the thread. I really am tired of it so lets wreck shit)) {{I WANNA KNOW MY PRESEENTNTNTESNTNTSOT}}
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