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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 26, 2014 21:19:58 GMT
Thiis is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
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santa
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Post by santa on Dec 26, 2014 21:21:49 GMT
HO HO HO
THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT ASS GRIMDARK ASS ATTEMPT TO STOP THE GODDAMN CHRISTMAS PARTY *Both Imps point at the calendar.* GO BACK TO LICKING JESUS' ASS SANTA SHIT.DUDE THAT INSULT WAS PHENOMENALLY WEAK. NOT BODACIOUS AT ALL. ....WOW OKAY FUCK YOU GUYS THEN
I HOPE YOU LIKE PRESENTS, OR GETTING THINGS FROM OTHER PEOPLE IN GENERAL. BECAUSE YOU DON'T GET ANYTHING ELSE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, LIKE EVER
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Post by Durga on Dec 26, 2014 21:23:24 GMT
This requires battle music.
*places a pair of ridiculously oversized subwoofers down and they begin playing this*
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Post by The Krampus on Dec 26, 2014 21:26:32 GMT
*THE PORTAL CULMINATES IN ITS FINAL, TERRIFYING CLIMAX*
*THE KRAMPUS EMERGES FROM ITS SLUMBER. THE REAPING IS NOW.*
*IT IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO SANTA*
DID YOU FUCK MY MOM?
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santa
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Post by santa on Dec 26, 2014 21:28:18 GMT
*THE PORTAL CULMINATES IN ITS FINAL, TERRIFYING CLIMAX* *THE KRAMPUS EMERGES FROM ITS SLUMBER. THE REAPING IS NOW.* *IT IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO SANTA* DID YOU FUCK MY MOM? WHAT, REALLY? THAT'S WHAT YOU OPEN WITH
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Post by The Krampus on Dec 26, 2014 21:29:25 GMT
*THE PORTAL CULMINATES IN ITS FINAL, TERRIFYING CLIMAX* *THE KRAMPUS EMERGES FROM ITS SLUMBER. THE REAPING IS NOW.* *IT IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO SANTA* DID YOU FUCK MY MOM? WHAT, REALLY? THAT'S WHAT YOU OPEN WITH DID YOU FUCK... MY... MOM...
DID YOU FUCK MY MOM, SANTA CLAUS?!
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santa
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Post by santa on Dec 26, 2014 21:33:51 GMT
WHAT, REALLY? THAT'S WHAT YOU OPEN WITH DID YOU FUCK... MY... MOM...
DID YOU FUCK MY MOM, SANTA CLAUS?! NO, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU HAD A MOM
ARE YOU ASKING ME IF I FUCKED GERMANY?
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Post by The Krampus on Dec 26, 2014 21:35:22 GMT
DID YOU FUCK... MY... MOM...
DID YOU FUCK MY MOM, SANTA CLAUS?! NO, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU HAD A MOM
ARE YOU ASKING ME IF I FUCKED GERMANY? DID YOU FUCK MY MOM?
DID YOU FUCK HER?
DID YOU FUCK MY FUCKING MOM?!
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santa
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Post by santa on Dec 26, 2014 21:38:15 GMT
NO, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU HAD A MOM
ARE YOU ASKING ME IF I FUCKED GERMANY? DID YOU FUCK MY MOM?
DID YOU FUCK HER?
DID YOU FUCK MY FUCKING MOM?! OH MY GOD SHUT UP
*Santa punches krampus in his dong nose*
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Post by The Krampus on Dec 26, 2014 21:42:21 GMT
DID YOU FUCK MY MOM?
DID YOU FUCK HER?
DID YOU FUCK MY FUCKING MOM?! OH MY GOD SHUT UP
*Santa punches krampus in his dong nose**SANTA'S FIST FLIES TOWARDS KRampus and casually just phases through krampus due to Christmas Season being just about over* D I D Y O U F U C K M Y M O M S A N T A C L A U S ? !
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santa
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Post by santa on Dec 26, 2014 21:44:59 GMT
OH MY GOD SHUT UP
*Santa punches krampus in his dong nose* *SANTA'S FIST FLIES TOWARDS KRampus and casually just phases through krampus due to Christmas Season being just about over* D I D Y O U F U C K M Y M O M S A N T A C L A U S ? ! YOU KNOW YOU AREN'T ORIGINAL
YOU'RE NOT THE FUCKING ONLY PERSON WHO WATCHES THAT SHOW
DON'T MAKE ME USE THE CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY SPECIAL
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Post by The Krampus on Dec 26, 2014 21:47:43 GMT
*SANTA'S FIST FLIES TOWARDS KRampus and casually just phases through krampus due to Christmas Season being just about over* D I D Y O U F U C K M Y M O M S A N T A C L A U S ? ! YOU KNOW YOU AREN'T ORIGINAL
YOU'RE NOT THE FUCKING ONLY PERSON WHO WATCHES THAT SHOW
DON'T MAKE ME USE THE CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY SPECIAL For real though man Saint Nick is gettin pissed this part is still going on it means the original ancient Christmas Energy is being drainned when he trying to heat up a hot pocket now I gotta beat some kids with a stick.
REAL Saint Nick.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2014 21:53:38 GMT
*Dex sees the chaos caused by the two*
Both of you will kneel. now. *GALLONS of cereal pours out of the chimney, and a tidal wave of cereal begins to engulf the continent*
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Post by santa on Dec 26, 2014 21:55:07 GMT
YOU KNOW YOU AREN'T ORIGINAL
YOU'RE NOT THE FUCKING ONLY PERSON WHO WATCHES THAT SHOW
DON'T MAKE ME USE THE CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY SPECIAL For real though man Saint Nick is gettin pissed this part is still going on it means the original ancient Christmas Energy is being drainned when he trying to heat up a hot pocket now I gotta beat some kids with a stick.
REAL Saint Nick. OKAY WHY DID YOU FUCKING STALL ME WITH THE JOKE
AND DON'T FUCKING DO THIS SO HAMHANDED NEXT TIME.
*SANTA POOFS AWAY*
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Post by The Krampus on Dec 26, 2014 21:55:10 GMT
*Dex sees the chaos caused by the two*
Both of you will kneel. now. *GALLONS of cereal pours out of the chimney, and a tidal wave of cereal begins to engulf the continent* jesus christ i thought I put you in the cage with Scruff McGruff.
He hasn't taken a single bite out of crime recently. I worry for him. He will starve.
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