Timevo1d3
Interzonal Tourist
meaaaaahhhHHHH!
Posts: 215 
Favorite Disease: spungebobus loserus
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Post by Timevo1d3 on Dec 16, 2014 1:02:17 GMT
all right everybody lets act like we're in a sitcom
benny also helped too
opening sequence then... title
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Timevo1d3
Interzonal Tourist
meaaaaahhhHHHH!
Posts: 215
Favorite Disease: spungebobus loserus
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Post by Timevo1d3 on Dec 16, 2014 1:09:10 GMT
Time enters through door onto stage all cameras pointed at him.
everyone i'm hommmmeeeee...
door snaps from hinges and land down with a bang
audience laughes in backround
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Post by Xward on Dec 16, 2014 1:56:28 GMT
Hi home, I'm dad
*audience laughs uproaringly*
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Post by Durga on Dec 16, 2014 2:25:08 GMT
*Durga the landlady rises up from the depths of hell*
WHAT.
*slams filthy garden gnome down onto table*
THE FUCK IS THIS.
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 16, 2014 2:26:21 GMT
*the enigma consumes all stars, planets, and moons, the very universe enters a revolting, final death, save for sitcom land*
*the audience's laughter never stops. it cannot stop.*
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 16, 2014 3:01:15 GMT
*Azershull sends a tendril out, as screams of rot rise from the abyss* Whatever puts the sacrifices on the table...
*The laughtrac sounds louder, and louder, forever*
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Post by Xward on Dec 16, 2014 3:09:41 GMT
*Durga the landlady rises up from the depths of hell*
WHAT.
*slams filthy garden gnome down onto table*
THE FUCK IS THIS.
Your anniversary gift, hope you're happy with it |
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Post by Durga on Dec 16, 2014 3:24:41 GMT
Your anniversary gift, hope you're happy with it |
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Post by Xward on Dec 16, 2014 3:31:04 GMT
Your anniversary gift, hope you're happy with it Well excuuuuUUUuuse me for thinking our marriage is more important than property values... at least I think we're married. I forget sometimes *The crowd makes an 'ooooooh' sound* |
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Post by Durga on Dec 16, 2014 3:36:30 GMT
Well excuuuuUUUuuse me for thinking our marriage is more important than property values... at least I think we're married. I forget sometimes *The crowd makes an 'ooooooh' sound*
Your WIFE is SHITCAN.
You need to PAY your RENT so I can STOP SPEAKING IN ITALICIZED CAPS FOR EMPHASIS.
Capisce? |
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Post by Xward on Dec 16, 2014 3:39:45 GMT
Well excuuuuUUUuuse me for thinking our marriage is more important than property values... at least I think we're married. I forget sometimes *The crowd makes an 'ooooooh' sound*
Your WIFE is SHITCAN.
You need to PAY your RENT so I can STOP SPEAKING IN ITALICIZED CAPS FOR EMPHASIS.
Capisce?Aw right, thanks for reminding me. My mind ain't what it used to be since I fought with the VietCRANBERRIES in good ole' KONOHAGAKURE Did ya try sssSSSSSSUCKIN ON IT?!!? |
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Post by Durga on Dec 16, 2014 3:43:18 GMT
Aw right, thanks for reminding me.My mind ain't what it used to be since I fought with the VietCRANBERRIES in good ole' KONOHAGAKURE Did ya try sssSSSSSSUCKIN ON IT?!!?
*uses three arms and points to a pair of eyes with two fingers per arm, then points at Xward*
I'm watching you...
*crowd oohs*
*descends into firey pit*
*gnome bursts into flame* |
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Post by Xward on Dec 16, 2014 3:51:37 GMT
Aw right, thanks for reminding me.My mind ain't what it used to be since I fought with the VietCRANBERRIES in good ole' KONOHAGAKURE Did ya try sssSSSSSSUCKIN ON IT?!!?
*uses three arms and points to a pair of eyes with two fingers per arm, then points at Xward*
I'm watching you...
*crowd oohs*
*descends into firey pit*
*gnome bursts into flame*Aww that reminds me GOOD OLE' DAYS of the war. When Sargeant.Gooobgob demanded us to drive headlong into the blockade impose by the INQUISITKONG WITH NOTHIN' BUT OUR NAILCLIPPERS AND THE UMBILICAL CORDS OUR WIVES SENT US AS MEMENTOS OF OUR FIRST BORN MAIL CHILD BACK THEN WORK WAS JUST ADREAM, WE HAD EVERTHING WE NRRDED AT OUR FINGERTPIS |
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Dario
Burgrr Janitor
Posts: 382
Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Dec 16, 2014 12:08:24 GMT
...
*uses three arms and points to a pair of eyes with two fingers per arm, then points at Xward*
I'm watching you...
*crowd oohs*
*descends into firey pit*
*gnome bursts into flame* Aww that reminds me GOOD OLE' DAYS of the war. When Sargeant.Gooobgob demanded us to drive headlong into the blockade impose by the INQUISITKONG WITH NOTHIN' BUT OUR NAILCLIPPERS AND THE UMBILICAL CORDS OUR WIVES SENT US AS MEMENTOS OF OUR FIRST BORN MAIL CHILD BACK THEN WORK WAS JUST ADREAM, WE HAD EVERTHING WE NRRDED AT OUR FINGERTPIS Grandpa, did you drink from the red bottle again? *short canned laughter* |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 16, 2014 12:24:19 GMT
*enter through the back room*
OH HEY WE WERE JUST LIVING ABOVE THE GARAGE WITH A MOTORCYCLE AND A LEATHER JACKET
*audience cheers in obedience to sitcom law*
WHO MURDERED THE GNOME
*canned laughter, muffled sobs as the audience realize there is no escape, not even the sweet embrace of death*
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