Dario
Burgrr Janitor
Posts: 382 
Favorite Disease: Train Wreck Syndrome
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Post by Dario on Dec 16, 2014 12:43:56 GMT
(OOC: So, I have been thinking: does this sitcom have a plot? Like, timevo1d3 decides situations etc, or everyone does whatever?)
(Actually, we could do like Schiller Strasse and Buona la Prima, where the actors act live and improvise everything. The director (timevo1d3) tells the actors what to do (mostly silly gags) - but only the actor(s) that has to obey the command gets to hear it (via personal message); everyone else has no idea what the orders are.)
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Post by Xward on Dec 16, 2014 13:28:15 GMT
Aww that reminds me GOOD OLE' DAYS of the war. When Sargeant.Gooobgob demanded us to drive headlong into the blockade impose by the INQUISITKONG WITH NOTHIN' BUT OUR NAILCLIPPERS AND THE UMBILICAL CORDS OUR WIVES SENT US AS MEMENTOS OF OUR FIRST BORN MAIL CHILD BACK THEN WORK WAS JUST ADREAM, WE HAD EVERTHING WE NRRDED AT OUR FINGERTPIS Grandpa, did you drink from the red bottle again? *short canned laughter* The FUU- SHITCAN DISD YOU HAVE ANOTHER CHILD AGAIN!? WHERE YOU FuuUGiaN KEEPIN' DEESE *enter through the back room* OH HEY WE WERE JUST LIVING ABOVE THE GARAGE WITH A MOTORCYCLE AND A LEATHER JACKET *audience cheers in obedience to sitcom law* WHO MURDERED THE GNOME *canned laughter, muffled sobs as the audience realize there is no escape, not even the sweet embrace of death* Oh that was the CRAN Lord, Geee... Buns or sumthin' maybe Burga? |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 16, 2014 13:32:42 GMT
*enter through the back room* OH HEY WE WERE JUST LIVING ABOVE THE GARAGE WITH A MOTORCYCLE AND A LEATHER JACKET *audience cheers in obedience to sitcom law* WHO MURDERED THE GNOME *canned laughter, muffled sobs as the audience realize there is no escape, not even the sweet embrace of death* |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 16, 2014 13:35:15 GMT
*enter through the back room* OH HEY WE WERE JUST LIVING ABOVE THE GARAGE WITH A MOTORCYCLE AND A LEATHER JACKET *audience cheers in obedience to sitcom law* WHO MURDERED THE GNOME *canned laughter, muffled sobs as the audience realize there is no escape, not even the sweet embrace of death* *kisses Weaver passionately, making audience ooooooohh* |
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Post by Xward on Dec 16, 2014 13:37:45 GMT
*enter through the back room* OH HEY WE WERE JUST LIVING ABOVE THE GARAGE WITH A MOTORCYCLE AND A LEATHER JACKET *audience cheers in obedience to sitcom law* WHO MURDERED THE GNOME *canned laughter, muffled sobs as the audience realize there is no escape, not even the sweet embrace of death* Ahhh YOUNG KLOVE, I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND VIRILE *An image begins cover the screen*  *The audience screams in horror before dissolving into aroused moans as Xward's flashback continues* ...WAIT A SECOND I'M NOT FUCking old the fuck is with that |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 16, 2014 13:41:04 GMT
BABE! *Runs over and wraps arms around Cordyceps, then drapes themselves languidly across them* Ahhh YOUNG KLOVE, I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND VIRILE *An image begins cover the screen* *The audience screams in horror before dissolving into aroused moans as Xward's flashback continues* ...WAIT A SECOND I'M NOT FUCking old the fuck is with that SHHHHHH IT IS DESIRABLE TO LIE TO THE AUDIENCE THEY MUST NOT BE CORRECTLY INFORMED OF YOUR TRUE IDENTITY THAT IS THE MAGIC OF STAGECRAFT |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 16, 2014 13:44:47 GMT
Ahhh YOUNG KLOVE, I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND VIRILE *An image begins cover the screen* *The audience screams in horror before dissolving into aroused moans as Xward's flashback continues* ...WAIT A SECOND I'M NOT FUCking old the fuck is with that SHHHHHH IT IS DESIRABLE TO LIE TO THE AUDIENCE THEY MUST NOT BE CORRECTLY INFORMED OF YOUR TRUE IDENTITY THAT IS THE MAGIC OF STAGECRAFT |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 16, 2014 13:48:49 GMT
Azershull: Man am I Hungry! *Azershull`s tendril opens up, half of it`s teeth glistening, half rotten. The audience laughs at it starts messily eating everything in the room, and laughs even harder as he devours the paper boy, the childs screams only adding fuel to the laughter*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 16, 2014 13:51:42 GMT
SHHHHHH IT IS DESIRABLE TO LIE TO THE AUDIENCE THEY MUST NOT BE CORRECTLY INFORMED OF YOUR TRUE IDENTITY THAT IS THE MAGIC OF STAGECRAFT THE OTHER QUALITIES CLEARLY REQUIRE GREAT USE OF ACTING RESOURCES |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 16, 2014 13:53:21 GMT
EXACTLY! FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS STORY, THEY MUST BELIEVE US TO BE VAPID, VAIN, AND ARROGANT! ALSO GORGEOUS, BUT WE HAVE THAT PART WELL IN HAND. THE OTHER QUALITIES CLEARLY REQUIRE GREAT USE OF ACTING RESOURCES |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 16, 2014 13:57:54 GMT
THE OTHER QUALITIES CLEARLY REQUIRE GREAT USE OF ACTING RESOURCES Shrigul: I can't tell if 'ats actin' or not, but can you tell the giant tendril to stop tryin' to eat me? |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 16, 2014 13:58:47 GMT
OH, EXCEEDINGLY! IN FACT IT'S EXHAUSTING. WE ARE JUST SO SWEET AND HUMBLE IN OUR DISPOSITION! TIS QUITE A STRUGGLE Shrigul: I can't tell if 'ats actin' or not, but can you tell the giant tendril to stop tryin' to eat me? |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 16, 2014 14:01:31 GMT
Shrigul: I can't tell if 'ats actin' or not, but can you tell the giant tendril to stop tryin' to eat me? SHRIMP PERSON WE HAVE NEVER MET YOU MUST ATTAIN A MUCH HIGHER LEVEL OF COOLNESS BEFORE ADDRESSING THE MIND WEAVER |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 16, 2014 14:02:15 GMT
Shrigul: I can't tell if 'ats actin' or not, but can you tell the giant tendril to stop tryin' to eat me? *Flesh ripping noises, followed by more canned laughter* Shrigul: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHEGOTMYARMHEGOTMYARMHEGOTMYARM! |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 16, 2014 14:03:33 GMT
*To Cordyceps* HONEY, THE LESSER PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO TALK TO ME AGAIN. *Flesh ripping noises, followed by more canned laughter* Shrigul: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHEGOTMYARMHEGOTMYARMHEGOTMYARM! |
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