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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 16, 2014 14:04:18 GMT
*To Cordyceps* HONEY, THE LESSER PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO TALK TO ME AGAIN. SHRIMP PERSON WE HAVE NEVER MET YOU MUST ATTAIN A MUCH HIGHER LEVEL OF COOLNESS BEFORE ADDRESSING THE MIND WEAVER |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 16, 2014 14:05:01 GMT
*To Cordyceps* HONEY, THE LESSER PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO TALK TO ME AGAIN. *Flesh ripping noises, followed by more canned laughter* Shrigul: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHEGOTMYARMHEGOTMYARMHEGOTMYARM! YOU CEASE YOUR ACTIVITIES AS WELL IF YOU MUST EAT ANYBODY THERE IS A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE WHO WOULD PROBABLY WELCOME AN END TO THEIR MISERY *audience cheers* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 16, 2014 14:07:30 GMT
*Flesh ripping noises, followed by more canned laughter* Shrigul: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHEGOTMYARMHEGOTMYARMHEGOTMYARM! YOU CEASE YOUR ACTIVITIES AS WELL IF YOU MUST EAT ANYBODY THERE IS A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE WHO WOULD PROBABLY WELCOME AN END TO THEIR MISERY *audience cheers* *Azershull considers this, and quickly bursts towards the audience. There is laughter, and then only chewing.* |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 16, 2014 14:08:56 GMT
*Flesh ripping noises, followed by more canned laughter* Shrigul: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHEGOTMYARMHEGOTMYARMHEGOTMYARM! YOU CEASE YOUR ACTIVITIES AS WELL IF YOU MUST EAT ANYBODY THERE IS A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE WHO WOULD PROBABLY WELCOME AN END TO THEIR MISERY *audience cheers*
*Terrified screams* HAHA! I LIKE THEM. EXCEPT YOU THERE, AT THE BACK? YOU DIDN'T SCREAM LOUD ENOUGH. YOU'RE GETTING 1 WEEK IN THE BOX OF UNENDING AGONY, OKAY? THE REST OF YOU: GOOD JOB! |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 16, 2014 14:09:08 GMT
YOU CEASE YOUR ACTIVITIES AS WELL IF YOU MUST EAT ANYBODY THERE IS A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE WHO WOULD PROBABLY WELCOME AN END TO THEIR MISERY *audience cheers* *Azershull considers this, and quickly bursts towards the audience. There is laughter, and then only chewing.* *audience members respawn every time they're eaten, causing many booos* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 16, 2014 14:12:48 GMT
*Azershull considers this, and quickly bursts towards the audience. There is laughter, and then only chewing.* *audience members respawn every time they're eaten, causing many booos* *Azershull continues his feast, and soon finished, allows the tendrilmaw to fall, causing it to sink into the place where he resides* Shrigul: ID CALL 'AT A SINKIN FEELING ALSO GAAAHHH THE PAIN!!! |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 16, 2014 14:15:51 GMT
*audience members respawn every time they're eaten, causing many booos* *Azershull continues his feast, and soon finished, allows the tendrilmaw to fall, causing it to sink into the place where he resides* Shrigul: ID CALL 'AT A SINKIN FEELING ALSO GAAAHHH THE PAIN!!! *audience laughs obediently, scattered screams of agony* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 16, 2014 14:17:49 GMT
*Shrigul collapses from blood loss, stifled sobs feeding the laughter*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 16, 2014 14:19:45 GMT
*Shrigul collapses from blood loss, stifled sobs feeding the laughter* ...WE SHOULD MAYBE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT? DOES ANYONE CURRENTLY POSSESS A LENGTH OF EXPENDABLE FABRIC? |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 16, 2014 14:23:29 GMT
*Shrigul collapses from blood loss, stifled sobs feeding the laughter* ...WE SHOULD MAYBE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT? DOES ANYONE CURRENTLY POSSESS A LENGTH OF EXPENDABLE FABRIC? *A curtain falls where Azershull had slammed Shrigul against a wall* |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 16, 2014 14:24:49 GMT
...WE SHOULD MAYBE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT? DOES ANYONE CURRENTLY POSSESS A LENGTH OF EXPENDABLE FABRIC? *A curtain falls where Azershull had slammed Shrigul against a wall* *attempt to staunch the bleeding* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 16, 2014 14:26:46 GMT
*A curtain falls where Azershull had slammed Shrigul against a wall* *attempt to staunch the bleeding* *The curtain works, but the pain is still present, as evident by Shrigul`s shuddering and the tears on the ground* |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 16, 2014 14:30:20 GMT
*attempt to staunch the bleeding* *The curtain works, but the pain is still present, as evident by Shrigul`s shuddering and the tears on the ground* C'ORRE WE DO NOT SUPPOSE YOU WOULD CARE TO CAUSE THE CRUSTACEAN'S PAIN TO CEASE WE HAVE ENSURED THAT SHE WILL NOT BLEED TO DEATH |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 16, 2014 14:31:00 GMT
*attempt to staunch the bleeding* *The curtain works, but the pain is still present, as evident by Shrigul`s shuddering and the tears on the ground*
GET IT? IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE BLEEDING TO DEATH! *Uproarious chuckling and guffawing* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 16, 2014 14:31:29 GMT
*The curtain works, but the pain is still present, as evident by Shrigul`s shuddering and the tears on the ground* C'ORRE WE DO NOT SUPPOSE YOU WOULD CARE TO CAUSE THE CRUSTACEAN'S PAIN TO CEASE WE HAVE ENSURED THAT SHE WILL NOT BLEED TO DEATH *Shrigul`s voice is raspy* I...t hur...tsss. |
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