Dewitt
Interzonal Tourist
okay, maybe not a female. but listen pronouns are nonsense so she/hers fine Alright Cool
Posts: 172 
Favorite Disease: silverfish count, dont they? theyre so cute.
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Post by Dewitt on Jan 4, 2015 1:32:04 GMT
dewitt throws a baby rattle at zaroews, then turns his attention to the Cool Hat and Bear Satan. "Well ysee SOMEONE decided to practice his makeup career. also, yes, i do dabble in a bit of the art for theatre purposes. however you can tell its not my art because i know which colors work well with skin tone and this is utterly DISGUSTING!"
he then starts sucking on a binky to calm down.Zar:... I have no response to this...*Zaroews walks off, accidentally throwing a water balloon filled with pink paint at dewitt* dewitt engages TOTALLY RAD ACTOR RESPONSE TIME and dodges the paint balloon! it hits the back of the crib, though. what a shame, that was a cute shade of green! D: |
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Dewitt
Interzonal Tourist
okay, maybe not a female. but listen pronouns are nonsense so she/hers fine Alright Cool
Posts: 172
Favorite Disease: silverfish count, dont they? theyre so cute.
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Post by Dewitt on Jan 4, 2015 1:39:58 GMT
dewitt throws a baby rattle at zaroews, then turns his attention to the Cool Hat and Bear Satan. "Well ysee SOMEONE decided to practice his makeup career. also, yes, i do dabble in a bit of the art for theatre purposes. however you can tell its not my art because i know which colors work well with skin tone and this is utterly DISGUSTING!"
he then starts sucking on a binky to calm down.*Trotter is teary eyed* Bear Satan?dewitt drops his binky in shock! "HOW DID YOU HEAR THAT?  THOSE WERE MY Private Thoughts!" shaking his head, he focuses on the teary-teddy. "listen, bear satan may have been too much. maybe bear demon, or mindboggling-ly horrifying bear angel." he whispers under his breath, "and stop crying you emotionally manipulative asshole" even though he just attempted that like 3 days ago or something |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 4, 2015 1:46:16 GMT
Bear Satan?*Trotter is teary eyed* Bear Satan? dewitt drops his binky in shock! "HOW DID YOU HEAR THAT? THOSE WERE MY Private Thoughts!" shaking his head, he focuses on the teary-teddy. "listen, bear satan may have been too much. maybe bear demon, or mindboggling-ly horrifying bear angel." he whispers under his breath, "and stop crying you emotionally manipulative asshole" even though he just attempted that like 3 days ago or something |
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Dewitt
Interzonal Tourist
okay, maybe not a female. but listen pronouns are nonsense so she/hers fine Alright Cool
Posts: 172
Favorite Disease: silverfish count, dont they? theyre so cute.
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Post by Dewitt on Jan 4, 2015 1:52:53 GMT
dewitt drops his binky in shock! "HOW DID YOU HEAR THAT? THOSE WERE MY Private Thoughts!" shaking his head, he focuses on the teary-teddy. "listen, bear satan may have been too much. maybe bear demon, or mindboggling-ly horrifying bear angel." he whispers under his breath, "and stop crying you emotionally manipulative asshole" even though he just attempted that like 3 days ago or something"fine, youre bear angel, then. congrats. woo. name. yeah. *confettix9* WAIT HELL NO IM NOT FUCKIN JEALOUS OF THAT! i dont need fuzziness and 4 legs to be adorable!" dewitt got into a Power Pose. "im the dang best ever! heck yeah!" he sat back down. "in short, nah." |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 4, 2015 1:56:09 GMT
I'm sorry Dewitt. I hear that kind of stuff all the time. Unintentionaly, of course, but still. Are you jeleous of Trotter?I like the angel one! "fine, youre bear angel, then. congrats. woo. name. yeah. *confettix9* WAIT HELL NO IM NOT FUCKIN JEALOUS OF THAT! i dont need fuzziness and 4 legs to be adorable!" dewitt got into a Power Pose. "im the dang best ever! heck yeah!" he sat back down. "in short, nah." * Trotter twitches a little*Why were you calling him names? |
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Dewitt
Interzonal Tourist
okay, maybe not a female. but listen pronouns are nonsense so she/hers fine Alright Cool
Posts: 172
Favorite Disease: silverfish count, dont they? theyre so cute.
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Post by Dewitt on Jan 4, 2015 2:00:33 GMT
"fine, youre bear angel, then. congrats. woo. name. yeah. *confettix9* WAIT HELL NO IM NOT FUCKIN JEALOUS OF THAT! i dont need fuzziness and 4 legs to be adorable!" dewitt got into a Power Pose. "im the dang best ever! heck yeah!" he sat back down. "in short, nah." * Trotter twitches a little*Why were you calling him names?"becaaaauuuse he drew all over my face like some DWEEB! its totes not cool man!" he rubbed at his face a bit. |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 4, 2015 2:03:27 GMT
* Trotter twitches a little*Why were you calling him names?"becaaaauuuse he drew all over my face like some DWEEB! its totes not cool man!" he rubbed at his face a bit. *Trotter is walking away sadly* |
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Dewitt
Interzonal Tourist
okay, maybe not a female. but listen pronouns are nonsense so she/hers fine Alright Cool
Posts: 172
Favorite Disease: silverfish count, dont they? theyre so cute.
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Post by Dewitt on Jan 4, 2015 2:05:47 GMT
"becaaaauuuse he drew all over my face like some DWEEB! its totes not cool man!" he rubbed at his face a bit. *Trotter is walking away sadly* "cause im cute, thats why! like, im competition or something." dewitt rubbed his chin (and for some reason switched to past tense, god dammit) and jumped out of the crib. "yo bear angel! BEAR ANGEL GET YER FUZZY BUNS BACK HERE! i mean, please! v:" |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 4, 2015 2:12:57 GMT
What? Why?*Trotter is walking away sadly* "cause im cute, thats why! like, im competition or something." dewitt rubbed his chin (and for some reason switched to past tense, god dammit) and jumped out of the crib. "yo bear angel! BEAR ANGEL GET YER FUZZY BUNS BACK HERE! i mean, please! v:" *A giant rock is dropped on Benny, and Trotter punches Dewitt*
You fucking idiot. |
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Dewitt
Interzonal Tourist
okay, maybe not a female. but listen pronouns are nonsense so she/hers fine Alright Cool
Posts: 172
Favorite Disease: silverfish count, dont they? theyre so cute.
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Post by Dewitt on Jan 4, 2015 2:17:56 GMT
"cause im cute, thats why! like, im competition or something." dewitt rubbed his chin (and for some reason switched to past tense, god dammit) and jumped out of the crib. "yo bear angel! BEAR ANGEL GET YER FUZZY BUNS BACK HERE! i mean, please! v:" *A giant rock is dropped on Benny, and Trotter punches Dewitt*
You fucking idiot.dewitt screams in either fear or pain. i guess those are interchangeable. "I KNEW YOU WERE A MANIPULATIVE SHITHEAD!" |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 4, 2015 2:36:00 GMT
Wait... That kind of makes sense! When I first introduced him, he said he was the cutest thing in exist-*A giant rock is dropped on Benny, and Trotter punches Dewitt*
You fucking idiot. dewitt screams in either fear or pain. i guess those are interchangeable. "I KNEW YOU WERE A MANIPULATIVE SHITHEAD!"
*Trotter takes out the switchblade again* |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996 
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Jan 4, 2015 2:58:30 GMT
I'm a witness. *Louis has been watching the whole time* Try to kill me motherfucker. *Louis raises his magnum and aims at trotter's face from about ten meters away*
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 4, 2015 3:05:11 GMT
I'm a witness. *Louis has been watching the whole time* Try to kill me motherfucker. *Louis raises his magnum and aims at trotter's face from about ten meters away* *Trotter swallows a carton of painkillers* |
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Dewitt
Interzonal Tourist
okay, maybe not a female. but listen pronouns are nonsense so she/hers fine Alright Cool
Posts: 172
Favorite Disease: silverfish count, dont they? theyre so cute.
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Post by Dewitt on Jan 4, 2015 3:30:49 GMT
I'm a witness. *Louis has been watching the whole time* Try to kill me motherfucker. *Louis raises his magnum and aims at trotter's face from about ten meters away* *Trotter swallows a carton of painkillers* dewitt tackles the bear! waaaagh "AND YOU DRYSWALLOW! YOU TRULY ARE BEAR SATAN!" he screeches, punching at trotter repeatedly. |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 4, 2015 3:35:04 GMT
You really don't know how my kind works do you? *Trotter swallows a carton of painkillers* dewitt tackles the bear! waaaagh "AND YOU DRYSWALLOW! YOU TRULY ARE BEAR SATAN!" he screeches, punching at trotter repeatedly. |
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THOSE WERE MY Private Thoughts!" shaking his head, he focuses on the teary-teddy. "listen, bear satan may have been too much. maybe bear demon, or mindboggling-ly horrifying bear angel."
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