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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 20, 2014 19:13:11 GMT
((goddammit i keep switching bc *this* and "this")) "why arent YOU throwing worms at a skull? havent you seen a skull? they got worms in the eyes." dewitt continues throwing dirt at the skull. "and i dunno, if you wanna eat worms theres one on the skull." *Shrigul bites the skull, and then suddenly chokes on it, turning to her "human" form. She once again forgot clothes.*...SHIT! |
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Dewitt
Interzonal Tourist
okay, maybe not a female. but listen pronouns are nonsense so she/hers fine Alright Cool
Posts: 172 
Favorite Disease: silverfish count, dont they? theyre so cute.
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Post by Dewitt on Dec 20, 2014 19:20:38 GMT
dewitt hands shrigul many tiny shades to cover the Naughty Bits
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 20, 2014 19:22:12 GMT
dewitt hands shrigul many tiny shades to cover the Naughty Bits *Camera cut, Shrigul appears to be wearing an entire made out of thousands of tiny shades* So, do you know where I can get real clothes? |
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Dewitt
Interzonal Tourist
okay, maybe not a female. but listen pronouns are nonsense so she/hers fine Alright Cool
Posts: 172
Favorite Disease: silverfish count, dont they? theyre so cute.
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Post by Dewitt on Dec 20, 2014 19:23:57 GMT
"aside from an old black widow in the forest, probably not." dewitt seems to be focused on building a giant dirt castle now. hes almost got the moat done!
"uhhh, maybe dirt sweater?"
dewitt hesitates on adding the drawbridge, thinking about A Thing. suddenly he jumps up.
"WAIT A DONK NO WAIT I HAVE THE PERFECT THING"
he does a rad pose. "ACTOR POWERS ACTIVATE!! PUT A SNAZZY SUIT/DRESS/SUIT DRESS COMBO ON THE SHADE-DRESSED ONE!"
a few moments later, there is now a snazzy article of clothing on shrigul.
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 20, 2014 19:31:07 GMT
"aside from an old black widow in the forest, probably not." dewitt seems to be focused on building a giant dirt castle now. hes almost got the moat done! "uhhh, maybe dirt sweater?" dewitt hesitates on adding the drawbridge, thinking about A Thing. suddenly he jumps up. "WAIT A DONK NO WAIT I HAVE THE PERFECT THING" he does a rad pose. "ACTOR POWERS ACTIVATE!! PUT A SNAZZY SUIT/DRESS/SUIT DRESS COMBO ON THE SHADE-DRESSED ONE!" a few moments later, there is now a snazzy article of clothing on shrigul. ...What the fuck? Anyway, it works. thanks. |
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Dewitt
Interzonal Tourist
okay, maybe not a female. but listen pronouns are nonsense so she/hers fine Alright Cool
Posts: 172
Favorite Disease: silverfish count, dont they? theyre so cute.
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Post by Dewitt on Dec 20, 2014 19:35:03 GMT
"just accept the snazzitude!" dewitt returns to working on his dirtcastle, which is now covered in glitter and confetti.
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 20, 2014 19:36:57 GMT
"just accept the snazzitude!" dewitt returns to working on his dirtcastle, which is now covered in glitter and confetti. *Zaroews destroys the sandcastle with the DILDO-CANNON-WITH-LEGS-OTRON(C)* |
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Dewitt
Interzonal Tourist
okay, maybe not a female. but listen pronouns are nonsense so she/hers fine Alright Cool
Posts: 172
Favorite Disease: silverfish count, dont they? theyre so cute.
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Post by Dewitt on Dec 20, 2014 19:40:03 GMT
*dewitt LITERALLY EATS ZAROEWS*
*ok maybe not that*
but still dewitt is like Really upset man. hes sad-facing so hard right now. "WHY DO YOU ENJOY DESTROYING LOVE"
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 20, 2014 19:41:38 GMT
*dewitt LITERALLY EATS ZAROEWS* *ok maybe not that* but still dewitt is like Really upset man. hes sad-facing so hard right now. "WHY DO YOU ENJOY DESTROYING LOVE" *Zaroews fires at dewitt with the cannon* Zar: BECAUSE ITS FUNNY! |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Dec 20, 2014 19:44:47 GMT
((goddammit i keep switching bc *this* and "this")) "why arent YOU throwing worms at a skull? havent you seen a skull? they got worms in the eyes." dewitt continues throwing dirt at the skull. "and i dunno, if you wanna eat worms theres one on the skull." |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 20, 2014 19:46:36 GMT
((goddammit i keep switching bc *this* and "this")) "why arent YOU throwing worms at a skull? havent you seen a skull? they got worms in the eyes." dewitt continues throwing dirt at the skull. "and i dunno, if you wanna eat worms theres one on the skull." Shrigul: I have no clue. also...*Shrigul mantis shrimp punches DILDO-CANNON, destroying it* Zar: Wha-NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~ |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Dec 20, 2014 19:49:08 GMT
*dewitt LITERALLY EATS ZAROEWS* *ok maybe not that* but still dewitt is like Really upset man. hes sad-facing so hard right now. "WHY DO YOU ENJOY DESTROYING LOVE" *Zaroews fires at dewitt with the cannon* Zar: BECAUSE ITS FUNNY! *bite* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 20, 2014 19:50:29 GMT
*Zaroews fires at dewitt with the cannon* Zar: BECAUSE ITS FUNNY! *bite* Zar: That bitch already destroyed the cannon... |
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Dewitt
Interzonal Tourist
okay, maybe not a female. but listen pronouns are nonsense so she/hers fine Alright Cool
Posts: 172
Favorite Disease: silverfish count, dont they? theyre so cute.
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Post by Dewitt on Dec 20, 2014 20:12:48 GMT
dewitt is saved! he tries to jump up at the skull, waving his arms at the dirt. "I NEED TO RECONSTRUCT MY CASTLE!! come down here! i need the dirt."
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 20, 2014 20:16:33 GMT
dewitt is saved! he tries to jump up at the skull, waving his arms at the dirt. "I NEED TO RECONSTRUCT MY CASTLE!! come down here! i need the dirt." *Shrigul picks up some dirt, also grabbing some of the zeren`s blood in the process. Zaroews seems mournful of DILDO-CANNON`s destruciton, not noticing his wounds* |
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