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Post by Xward on Dec 18, 2014 17:31:33 GMT
*Xward is sitting in his room looking at a box*
Okay, so for some reason Violet sent this box to me
...despite the fact it says "PROPERTY OF THE MIND WEAVER! DO NOT OPEN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES OR YOUR MIND AND BODY WILL BE FORFEIT"
But if I give this back to her she'll probably accuse me of opening it anyways
And I'm REALLY curious as to what's in it
What do you guys think?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2014 17:47:52 GMT
And I'm REALLY curious as to what's in it No.*removes helmet, revealing a plague doctor mask underneath* I'M really Curious.*dramatic musical cue* ... Well, ok. not really. *removes Curious mask, revealing Guard helmet underneath* *toddles off into the sunset as cheesy sad music plays.*
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Post by Xward on Dec 18, 2014 17:51:13 GMT
And I'm REALLY curious as to what's in it No.*removes helmet, revealing a plague doctor mask underneath* I'M really Curious.*dramatic musical cue* ... Well, ok. not really. *removes Curious mask, revealing Guard helmet underneath* *toddles off into the sunset as cheesy sad music plays.* Ok but that doesn't help my predicament ..... Fuck it *I open the box, revealing various pictures* ...Wait is that a picture of Durga... squeezing lemon juice into me?
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Post by Durga on Dec 18, 2014 17:58:23 GMT
Ok but that doesn't help my predicament ..... Fuck it *I open the box, revealing various pictures* ...Wait is that a picture of Durga... squeezing lemon juice into me? ...
I have no recollection of this happening.
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Louis
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Post by Louis on Dec 18, 2014 18:06:24 GMT
*Louis walks into the room* Holy shit! Thank god i'm a virgin.
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Post by Xward on Dec 18, 2014 18:53:22 GMT
Ok but that doesn't help my predicament ..... Fuck it *I open the box, revealing various pictures* ...Wait is that a picture of Durga... squeezing lemon juice into me? ...
I have no recollection of this happening.Neither do I and... there seems to be a lot of these This one has you wearing a maid costume while pouring tea, I seem to be wearing a bear suit This one has milk this time... you're wearing a... cow costume? And I have a bib ...oh wow this is umm... seems to be a reversal of roles
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Louis
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Post by Louis on Dec 18, 2014 18:57:48 GMT
..... *fffftttchchchchch* .......
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Post by Durga on Dec 18, 2014 18:58:29 GMT
Neither do I and... there seems to be a lot of these This one has you wearing a maid costume while pouring tea, I seem to be wearing a bear suit This one has milk this time... you're wearing a... cow costume? And I have a bib ...oh wow this is umm... seems to be a reversal of roles I would like to have a few choice words with whomever created these.
Those words being very pointy and attached to a club.
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Post by Xward on Dec 18, 2014 19:03:10 GMT
Neither do I and... there seems to be a lot of these This one has you wearing a maid costume while pouring tea, I seem to be wearing a bear suit This one has milk this time... you're wearing a... cow costume? And I have a bib ...oh wow this is umm... seems to be a reversal of roles I would like to have a few choice words with whomever created these.
Those words being very pointy and attached to a club.Well the box belongs to Weaver *shuffle shuffle* Oh this one has you as a teacher and me as a schoolboy Hey what's thi- *Xward immediately drops the picture* ...I have seen enough of Cordyceps for a lifetime
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Louis
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Post by Louis on Dec 18, 2014 19:08:58 GMT
*Open laughs out loud* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by Durga on Dec 18, 2014 19:38:02 GMT
Well the box belongs to Weaver *shuffle shuffle* Oh this one has you as a teacher and me as a schoolboy Hey what's thi- *Xward immediately drops the picture* ...I have seen enough of Cordyceps for a lifetime *gently closes the box*
I'm sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.
But I'm not going to be the one to psychically call Weavs.
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Louis
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Post by Louis on Dec 18, 2014 19:39:10 GMT
I volunteer as tribute! <WEAVER! Durga and Xward found your porn!>
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 18, 2014 19:39:37 GMT
*Weaver snaps into being, looking rather frazzled, looking even more humanoid in her humanoid form than usual, apparently not bothering with intimidation.*
YES HELLO WHAT IS EVERYONE CONGREGATING HERE FOR
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Post by Durga on Dec 18, 2014 19:40:34 GMT
*Weaver snaps into being, looking rather frazzled, looking even more humanoid in her humanoid form than usual, apparently not bothering with intimidation.*
YES HELLO WHAT IS EVERYONE CONGREGATING HERE FOR
Louis stole your porn.
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Louis
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Post by Louis on Dec 18, 2014 19:41:27 GMT
You bitch durga! Xward stole it!
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