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Post by Xward on Dec 18, 2014 20:16:47 GMT
...And on the back of each picture there is writing that says "If found please return to the Mind Weaver" I didn't finish "And to prove that I have not somehow snuck in and written this on all the cards, honestly you would have to be stupid to not believe these are mine, I have put in an envelope containing pictures of me masturbating to these pictures" |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996 
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 18, 2014 20:17:58 GMT
How the fuck does a spider masturbate?
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 18, 2014 20:19:49 GMT
How the fuck does a spider masturbate? |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 18, 2014 20:21:24 GMT
...ANYONE COULD HAVE WRITTEN THAT I didn't finish "And to prove that I have not somehow snuck in and written this on all the cards, honestly you would have to be stupid to not believe these are mine, I have put in an envelope containing pictures of me masturbating to these pictures" |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 18, 2014 20:23:06 GMT
How the fuck does a spider masturbate? Because we found lots of porn you own and now your horny. |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 18, 2014 20:26:08 GMT
WELL, WE'RE NOT TECHNICALLY A SPIDER. ADDITIONALLY, WE CAN TAKE A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT FORMS - THE HUMANOID CONFIGURATION IS IDEAL FOR THIS SORT OF THING, BUT IF WE'RE FEELING ADVENTUROUS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT PSIONICS CAN-WHY ARE WE TELLING YOU THIS Because we found lots of porn you own and now your horny. |
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Post by Xward on Dec 18, 2014 20:26:09 GMT
I didn't finish "And to prove that I have not somehow snuck in and written this on all the cards, honestly you would have to be stupid to not believe these are mine, I have put in an envelope containing pictures of me masturbating to these pictures" .... "In the event your feeble mind doesn't believe me even with THAT, I have a signed, 100% authentic, deed of ownership in my name for my lovely box of porn" "...Really I NEED it, please give it back" |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 18, 2014 20:27:34 GMT
*Louis gives a huge fucking smirk*
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 18, 2014 20:29:25 GMT
...THAT ISN'T US. SOMEONE COULD HAVE TAKEN PICTURES OF SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE US .... "In the event your feeble mind doesn't believe me even with THAT, I have a signed, 100% authentic, deed of ownership in my name for my lovely box of porn" "...Really I NEED it, please give it back" |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 18, 2014 20:30:13 GMT
*louis takes out a metal lighter and lights it* Nope. This box needs to burn.
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 18, 2014 20:32:12 GMT
*louis takes out a metal lighter and lights it* Nope. This box needs to burn. |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 18, 2014 20:33:38 GMT
*louis takes out a metal lighter and lights it* Nope. This box needs to burn. Aha! So it is your porn! *Punches weaver in her glamour's nose* |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 18, 2014 20:38:42 GMT
Aha! So it is your porn! *Punches weaver in her glamour's nose* |
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Post by Xward on Dec 18, 2014 20:39:48 GMT
Okay but... why this specifically?
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 18, 2014 20:40:19 GMT
*Headbutts weaver*
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