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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 18, 2014 23:16:26 GMT
WE HAVE HAD A HANDFUL OF FLIES FOLLOWING HIM AROUND FOR ABOUT A WEEK NOW AND CAN CONFIRM THAT HE DOES STALK EVERYONE WEIRD My job is to keep an eye on everyone. If you ever turn kn me, I need to know how to bring you down. Man, you'll never bring me down.
...DID ANYBODY ELSE HEAR THAT
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 18, 2014 23:17:34 GMT
<Pretty sure she is mocking you mark.>
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 18, 2014 23:18:41 GMT
<Pretty sure she is mocking you mark.> <I about figured as much, but needed to ask. Also, tell her I use an AXE>
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 18, 2014 23:21:39 GMT
<Pretty sure she is mocking you mark.> <I about figured as much, but needed to ask. Also, tell her I use an AXE> THAT WILL NOT BE NOTABLY MORE EFFECTIVE
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 18, 2014 23:24:25 GMT
<I about figured as much, but needed to ask. Also, tell her I use an AXE> THAT WILL NOT BE NOTABLY MORE EFFECTIVE <Seriously though it offends me that she would suggest any weapon other than axe as the best. Also, seriously, why is my mask on a picture? Someone check it, I am afraid>
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 18, 2014 23:24:57 GMT
OH YEAH, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, WE HAVE A WEAK SPOT JUUUUSSSST ON OUR UNDERSIDE, THAT IS EXACTLY THE SAME SIZE AND SHAPE AS YOUR SHITTY KATANA OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU USE.
.........<To others* is that an innuendo?> *Screams in fury* IT WAS NOT AN INNUENDO
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 18, 2014 23:27:14 GMT
.........<To others* is that an innuendo?> *Screams in fury* IT WAS NOT AN INNUENDOYou do realize what that description sounds like, right?
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 18, 2014 23:33:05 GMT
THAT WILL NOT BE NOTABLY MORE EFFECTIVE <Seriously though it offends me that she would suggest any weapon other than axe as the best. Also, seriously, why is my mask on a picture? Someone check it, I am afraid> THE PICTURE IS DISGUISING ITS IDENTITY
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 18, 2014 23:36:36 GMT
<Seriously though it offends me that she would suggest any weapon other than axe as the best. Also, seriously, why is my mask on a picture? Someone check it, I am afraid> THE PICTURE IS DISGUISING ITS IDENTITY Mark: Yeah, that makes no sense.
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 18, 2014 23:39:13 GMT
*Screams in fury* IT WAS NOT AN INNUENDO You do realize what that description sounds like, right? *Hurls Mark across the room* YOU ARE DISSSGUSSTING!
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 18, 2014 23:40:01 GMT
You do realize what that description sounds like, right? *Hurls Mark across the room* YOU ARE DISSSGUSSTING!*Mark, standing up, notices one of the pics* Mark: Yeah, and yet here you are with a picture of my girlfriend...
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 18, 2014 23:42:43 GMT
*Hurls Mark across the room* YOU ARE DISSSGUSSTING! *Mark, standing up, notices one of the pics* Mark: Yeah, and yet here you are with a picture of my girlfriend... *Protesting* THE PICTURESSS ARE PSSSSIONIC MANIFESSSTATIONSSS OF OUR SSSSUPPRESSSSSED LUSSST! SHUT UP!
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 18, 2014 23:44:44 GMT
*Mark, standing up, notices one of the pics* Mark: Yeah, and yet here you are with a picture of my girlfriend... *Protesting* THE PICTURESSS ARE PSSSSIONIC MANIFESSSTATIONSSS OF OUR SSSSUPPRESSSSSED LUSSST! SHUT UP! Picture.Of.My.Girlfriend. Also, my mask. Weaver, I know at least thirty three ways to kill you. Nah dont worry im cool about it.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 18, 2014 23:53:03 GMT
THE PICTURE IS DISGUISING ITS IDENTITY Mark: Yeah, that makes no sense. SEE YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE IT EVEN AS A THING THAT IS CONCEIVABLY PLAUSIBLE PROVES IT'S WORKING
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 18, 2014 23:53:44 GMT
*Protesting* THE PICTURESSS ARE PSSSSIONIC MANIFESSSTATIONSSS OF OUR SSSSUPPRESSSSSED LUSSST! SHUT UP! Picture.Of.My.Girlfriend. Also, my mask. Weaver, I know at least thirty three ways to kill you. Nah dont worry im cool about it. WE ARE A BEING OF PURE EMOTION AND LIFE! WE REPRESENT VIRILITY AND LUST, YET WE ARE NOT ENTIRELY COMFORTABLE WITH THEIR EXPRESSION. WE ARE A GOD, WITH GODLY NEEDS! IT IS NOT OF OUR WILL THAT THESE FANTASIES ARE CREATED! ALSO YOU COULD NOT KILL US. NOW GET LOSSSSST!
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