Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084 
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 29, 2014 0:24:14 GMT
Deal *jack loads a vial of ichor into the claw as it begins to snap open and shut* you'll forgive me if I don't shake hands *Zaroews pulls out what appears to be a zeren pistol. It is larger then most miniguns, clunky, has an adjustable barrel size, and has a multitude of blades attached. He also pulls out a heavy gold colored pendulum, blunt, and has one button attached* Zar: So, shall our duel be ranged, or melee? *taps the claw with the pommel of Lolíhamer* |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 29, 2014 0:26:04 GMT
We Are But One Cog In The Vast Machine Of The Coming Empire. *Gray-Green Ghost sneaks into Off-Cordyceps while they aren't looking* It Is A Grand Destiny! Of Course It Is Fulfilling. Why Would It Not Be Fulfilling. *bits of void crackle closed on their body, with an eerie green light sealing them shut. They don't appear to notice.* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 29, 2014 0:28:19 GMT
*Zaroews pulls out what appears to be a zeren pistol. It is larger then most miniguns, clunky, has an adjustable barrel size, and has a multitude of blades attached. He also pulls out a heavy gold colored pendulum, blunt, and has one button attached* Zar: So, shall our duel be ranged, or melee? *taps the claw with the pommel of Lolíhamer* *Zaroews lunges at Jack, pendulum in hand, swinging it in a way where broadside would hit. He also fires a shot at one of Jacks legs* |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 29, 2014 0:29:01 GMT
WOW. AND IS THAT...FULFILLING? It Is A Grand Destiny! Of Course It Is Fulfilling. Why Would It Not Be Fulfilling. *bits of void crackle closed on their body, with an eerie green light sealing them shut. They don't appear to notice.* |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 29, 2014 0:30:23 GMT
lets mix and match shall we? I'll admit I'm still getting used to this thing *taps the claw with the pommel of Lolíhamer* *Zaroews lunges at Jack, pendulum in hand, swinging it in a way where broadside would hit. He also fires a shot at one of Jacks legs* *Jack uses the handle of the hammer to brace for the impact shielding his leg with the head* |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 29, 2014 0:31:48 GMT
It Is A Grand Destiny! Of Course It Is Fulfilling. Why Would It Not Be Fulfilling. *bits of void crackle closed on their body, with an eerie green light sealing them shut. They don't appear to notice.* For Peace! Inadequate Population Control Means Repeated Chaos And Bloodshed That Is Utterly Unnecessary. Because I'm a fungal fascist, that's why! |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 29, 2014 0:33:33 GMT
*Zaroews lunges at Jack, pendulum in hand, swinging it in a way where broadside would hit. He also fires a shot at one of Jacks legs* *Jack uses the handle of the hammer to brace for the impact shielding his leg with the head* *Zaroews jumps back and clicks the button, and starts swinging the pendulum where the edge would hit. Close examination reveals that the pendulum is now sharp. * |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 29, 2014 0:34:48 GMT
WELL. IT BASICALLY MEANS YOU'RE IRRELEVANT. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN THE WORLD IS TAKEN OVER? WHY ARE YOU TAKING OVER THE WORLD? For Peace! Inadequate Population Control Means Repeated Chaos And Bloodshed That Is Utterly Unnecessary. Because I'm a fungal fascist, that's why! |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 29, 2014 0:39:10 GMT
*Jack uses the handle of the hammer to brace for the impact shielding his leg with the head* *Zaroews jumps back and clicks the button, and starts swinging the pendulum where the edge would hit. Close examination reveals that the pendulum is now sharp. * *Jack stops for a second to make a mental note about chainsaws before firing a volley of ichor bubbles out in front of himself although they dont seem to be aimed directly at Zar* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 29, 2014 0:40:52 GMT
*Zaroews jumps back and clicks the button, and starts swinging the pendulum where the edge would hit. Close examination reveals that the pendulum is now sharp. * *Jack stops for a second to make a mental note about chainsaws before firing a volley of ichor bubbles out in front of himself although they dont seem to be aimed directly at Zar* *Zaroews bends his "knees" backwards, before firing three times at Jack* |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 29, 2014 0:42:09 GMT
For Peace! Inadequate Population Control Means Repeated Chaos And Bloodshed That Is Utterly Unnecessary. Because I'm a fungal fascist, that's why! Regarding The Necessity Of Bloodshed? We Said Precisely What We Intended and can't even tell we're saying anything else. See, that's what happens when you get distracted by dogma: ghosts take you over and you don't even notice. |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 29, 2014 0:46:15 GMT
now that's clever...*Jack stops for a second to make a mental note about chainsaws before firing a volley of ichor bubbles out in front of himself although they dont seem to be aimed directly at Zar* *Zaroews bends his "knees" backwards, before firing three times at Jack* *Twirling Lolíhamer in one hand jack manages to deflect most of the bullets the one he missed narrowly missing his head and scarring across his gourd he fires more ichor bubbles but these ones seem to burst before they get close enough to zar to damge him* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 29, 2014 0:48:08 GMT
*Zaroews bends his "knees" backwards, before firing three times at Jack* *Twirling Lolíhamer in one hand jack manages to deflect most of the bullets the one he missed narrowly missing his head and scarring across his gourd he fires more ichor bubbles but these ones seem to burst before they get close enough to zar to damge him* *Zaroews frops the gun and starts twirling towards Jack, knees stiffer than ever* ((Do pumpkin zoners have literally no healing or will that little bullet hole go away?)) |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 29, 2014 0:48:31 GMT
*In amusement* WE HAVE A FEELING THAT LAST POINT WAS NOT WHAT YOU WISHED TO SAY. Regarding The Necessity Of Bloodshed? We Said Precisely What We Intended and can't even tell we're saying anything else. See, that's what happens when you get distracted by dogma: ghosts take you over and you don't even notice. |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 29, 2014 0:50:48 GMT
Regarding The Necessity Of Bloodshed? We Said Precisely What We Intended and can't even tell we're saying anything else. See, that's what happens when you get distracted by dogma: ghosts take you over and you don't even notice.*while doing a ridiculous dance* What Are You Talking About. Your Lies And Deceit Will Not Shake Our Resolve. |
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