Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 29, 2014 0:51:48 GMT
*Twirling Lolíhamer in one hand jack manages to deflect most of the bullets the one he missed narrowly missing his head and scarring across his gourd he fires more ichor bubbles but these ones seem to burst before they get close enough to zar to damge him* *Zaroews frops the gun and starts twirling towards Jack, knees stiffer than ever* ((Do pumpkin zoners have literally no healing or will that little bullet hole go away?)) *zar should probably notice the LARGE POOLS OF ICHOR left behind by the bubbles it seems that the claw was working as intended the entire time and jack as setting up a trap* ((he will be fine rub some blue ichor on it and it'll be gone in a week))
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 29, 2014 0:53:11 GMT
*Zaroews frops the gun and starts twirling towards Jack, knees stiffer than ever* ((Do pumpkin zoners have literally no healing or will that little bullet hole go away?)) *zar should probably notice the LARGE POOLS OF ICHOR left behind by the bubbles it seems that the claw was working as intended the entire time and jack as setting up a trap* ((he will be fine rub some blue ichor on it and it'll be gone in a week)) *Zaroews`s legs burn off, causing the pendulum to go flying away*GreyZar:...You win. I guess now you can finish me off.
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 29, 2014 0:57:37 GMT
*zar should probably notice the LARGE POOLS OF ICHOR left behind by the bubbles it seems that the claw was working as intended the entire time and jack as setting up a trap* ((he will be fine rub some blue ichor on it and it'll be gone in a week)) *Zaroews`s legs burn off, causing the pendulum to go flying away*GreyZar:...You win. I guess now you can finish me off. *jack readies Lolíhamer for a crushing blow...before lowering it down slowly for zar to grab on to* I'm not gonna kill you, you dummy just don't spy on me again ok?! *as zar is helped up jack pulls him close and whispers* or next time I Might actually have to.
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 29, 2014 0:58:53 GMT
HA! IT WOULD APPEAR THAT YOU ARE NOT AS INFALLIBLE AND FOCUSED AS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BELIEVE, COLONY! *while doing a ridiculous dance* What Are You Talking About. Your Lies And Deceit Will Not Shake Our Resolve. {{that's such a dumb image ily Cordy}} YES, YES, WE'RE SURE. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD BE MORE FOCUSED ON YOURSELF AS AN INDIVIDUAL? MAYBE LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF? SOME FRIENDLY ADVICCCE.
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 29, 2014 1:01:32 GMT
*Zaroews`s legs burn off, causing the pendulum to go flying away*GreyZar:...You win. I guess now you can finish me off. *jack readies Lolíhamer for a crushing blow...before lowering it down slowly for zar to grab on to* I'm not gonna kill you, you dummy just don't spy on me again ok?! *as zar is helped up jack pulls him close and whispers* or next time I Might actually have to.GreyZar:...Oddly enough, most duels on my homeworld end with an extremely brutal death. you confuse me. Also: *Zaroews plucks out a tooth, and places it in the bullet hole. this hurts for a bit, but you notice that the hole has been filled in with pumpkin matter*One of the many advantages of being a bheul.........Are you available for modifications, as well? I require a few upgrades to my gun and pendulum, and that claw makes me wonder...
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 29, 2014 1:08:02 GMT
*jack readies Lolíhamer for a crushing blow...before lowering it down slowly for zar to grab on to* I'm not gonna kill you, you dummy just don't spy on me again ok?! *as zar is helped up jack pulls him close and whispers* or next time I Might actually have to.GreyZar:...Oddly enough, most duels on my homeworld end with an extremely brutal death. you confuse me. Also: *Zaroews plucks out a tooth, and places it in the bullet hole. this hurts for a bit, but you notice that the hole has been filled in with pumpkin matter*One of the many advantages of being a bheul.........Are you available for modifications, as well? I require a few upgrades to my gun and pendulum, and that claw makes me wonder... sure thing provide me with sugar or an appropriately calcified source and ill make some modifications for you, I have one condition though the aesthetics of my weapons is a little...unique but it is a point of pride for me, if you receive any modifications and then complain about how it looks you wont be getting either your weapon OR your sugar back
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 29, 2014 1:09:43 GMT
GreyZar:...Oddly enough, most duels on my homeworld end with an extremely brutal death. you confuse me. Also: *Zaroews plucks out a tooth, and places it in the bullet hole. this hurts for a bit, but you notice that the hole has been filled in with pumpkin matter*One of the many advantages of being a bheul.........Are you available for modifications, as well? I require a few upgrades to my gun and pendulum, and that claw makes me wonder... sure thing provide me with sugar or an appropriately calcified source and ill make some modifications for you, I have one condition though the aesthetics of my weapons is a little...unique but it is a point of pride for me, if you receive any modifications and then complain about how it looks you wont be getting either your weapon OR your sugar back GreyZar: Yaddda yadda yadda. Here. *Zaroews wretches up sugar, apparently all dry. He also hands over the gun and pendulum*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 29, 2014 1:18:04 GMT
*while doing a ridiculous dance* What Are You Talking About. Your Lies And Deceit Will Not Shake Our Resolve. {{that's such a dumb image ily Cordy}} YES, YES, WE'RE SURE. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD BE MORE FOCUSED ON YOURSELF AS AN INDIVIDUAL? MAYBE LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF? SOME FRIENDLY ADVICCCE.Off-Cordy: We Are Not An Individual! We Are In Complete Control Of Our Collective Consciousness! We Are Performing These Motions Voluntarily For Reasons Too Subtle For You To Perceive! We are a totalitarian toadstool with sub-moronic intelligence, cha cha cha!
Regular Cordy: PLEASE TELL US OUR OWN FORM HAS NOT BEEN HIJACKED IN THIS MANNER.
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 29, 2014 1:21:46 GMT
sure thing provide me with sugar or an appropriately calcified source and ill make some modifications for you, I have one condition though the aesthetics of my weapons is a little...unique but it is a point of pride for me, if you receive any modifications and then complain about how it looks you wont be getting either your weapon OR your sugar back GreyZar: Yaddda yadda yadda. Here. *Zaroews wretches up sugar, apparently all dry. He also hands over the gun and pendulum* ((because I actually have some ideas your weps you get a speedy forge™))*jack leaves through the home portal with the weapons and the sugar and returns after a while* Ok I had a little bit of fun with these ones *hands you the gun back first it is now a shiny green colour speckled with red dots of varying size the barrelsizes have been increased but a noticeable amount* I call this one the "gobstopper launcher" the ammo inside is of my own creation and has the same phlogiston as is used in my bon-bombs but theres a twist! they have a set amount of time before they explode so an impact and then KABOOM *Jack is grinning at this and making lots of hand gestures as he explains before handing back the pendulum which is now a dark blue with a red swirl going into the centre* I had a little trouble with the mechanisims in this but i think i got it down I call this one the "Sucker smasher/slicer" depending what mode its in of course *pressing the button reveals jagged chainsaw teeth in a red blue pattern they are nearly see through and look jelly like but are sharp and solid to the touch*
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 29, 2014 1:23:53 GMT
{{that's such a dumb image ily Cordy}} YES, YES, WE'RE SURE. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD BE MORE FOCUSED ON YOURSELF AS AN INDIVIDUAL? MAYBE LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF? SOME FRIENDLY ADVICCCE.Off-Cordy: We Are Not An Individual! We Are In Complete Control Of Our Collective Consciousness! We Are Performing These Motions Voluntarily For Reasons Too Subtle For You To Perceive! We are a totalitarian toadstool with sub-moronic intelligence, cha cha cha!
Regular Cordy: PLEASE TELL US OUR OWN FORM HAS NOT BEEN HIJACKED IN THIS MANNER. NOT THAT WE HAVE OBSERVED, OWN ONE, WORRY NOT.
AND WE REGRET TO SAY THAT WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU. ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE WITH SOMETHING YOU ATE? PERHAPS ASK YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER, WHO WOULD ALWAYS ASSIST YOU, FOR HELP- OH WAIT. WELL, MAYBE JUST A FRIE- OH WAIT AGAIN.
SMUG LAUGHTER. SMUG, SMUG.
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 29, 2014 1:24:36 GMT
GreyZar: Yaddda yadda yadda. Here. *Zaroews wretches up sugar, apparently all dry. He also hands over the gun and pendulum* ((because I actually have some ideas your weps you get a speedy forge™))*jack leaves through the home portal with the weapons and the sugar and returns after a while* Ok I had a little bit of fun with these ones *hands you the gun back first it is now a shiny green colour speckled with red dots of varying size the barrelsizes have been increased but a noticeable amount* I call this one the "gobstopper launcher" the ammo inside is of my own creation and has the same phlogiston as is used in my bon-bombs but theres a twist! they have a set amount of time before they explode so an impact and then KABOOM *Jack is grinning at this and making lots of hand gestures as he explains before handing back the pendulum which is now a dark blue with a red swirl going into the centre* I had a little trouble with the mechanisims in this but i think i got it down I call this one the "Sucker smasher/slicer" depending what mode its in of course *pressing the button reveals jagged chainsaw teeth in a red blue pattern they are nearly see through and look jelly like but are sharp and solid to the touch* *Zaroews takes both, shaeathing both in what appears to be a chitinous plating on his back* GreyZar:...So, does the chainsaw thing spin, or...Anyway, thanks for the thingamajiggers.
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 29, 2014 1:29:57 GMT
((because I actually have some ideas your weps you get a speedy forge™))*jack leaves through the home portal with the weapons and the sugar and returns after a while* Ok I had a little bit of fun with these ones *hands you the gun back first it is now a shiny green colour speckled with red dots of varying size the barrelsizes have been increased but a noticeable amount* I call this one the "gobstopper launcher" the ammo inside is of my own creation and has the same phlogiston as is used in my bon-bombs but theres a twist! they have a set amount of time before they explode so an impact and then KABOOM *Jack is grinning at this and making lots of hand gestures as he explains before handing back the pendulum which is now a dark blue with a red swirl going into the centre* I had a little trouble with the mechanisims in this but i think i got it down I call this one the "Sucker smasher/slicer" depending what mode its in of course *pressing the button reveals jagged chainsaw teeth in a red blue pattern they are nearly see through and look jelly like but are sharp and solid to the touch* *Zaroews takes both, shaeathing both in what appears to be a chitinous plating on his back* GreyZar:...So, does the chainsaw thing spin, or...Anyway, thanks for the thingamajiggers. hm? oh yes of course they spin you just need to click and twist the button now, I took note of how that creation worked as we were fighting and I used up all the sugar in creation so I suppose ill take that concept as payment
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 29, 2014 1:36:58 GMT
*Zaroews takes both, shaeathing both in what appears to be a chitinous plating on his back* GreyZar:...So, does the chainsaw thing spin, or...Anyway, thanks for the thingamajiggers. hm? oh yes of course they spin you just need to click and twist the button now, I took note of how that creation worked as we were fighting and I used up all the sugar in creation so I suppose ill take that concept as payment GreyZar: Heh, you are pretty useful. I now see WHY Mark wants to keep you around. I mean, I assume that is the reason...
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 29, 2014 1:40:57 GMT
hm? oh yes of course they spin you just need to click and twist the button now, I took note of how that creation worked as we were fighting and I used up all the sugar in creation so I suppose ill take that concept as payment GreyZar: Heh, you are pretty useful. I now see WHY Mark wants to keep you around. I mean, I assume that is the reason... dont ask me, anyway if you'll excuse me that fight proved interesting I have a new arm to create and some...upgrades to perform shall we say *jack portals out*
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 29, 2014 1:44:04 GMT
GreyZar: Heh, you are pretty useful. I now see WHY Mark wants to keep you around. I mean, I assume that is the reason... dont ask me, anyway if you'll excuse me that fight proved interesting I have a new arm to create and some...upgrades to perform shall we say *jack portals out* GreyZar: Lets be honest, it is probably some stupid reason. The man is nowhere near as smart as me.
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