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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 23, 2014 2:35:44 GMT
Grey!Zar:>>>Brute *Zaroews does some quick ritual, allowing him to see the fourth wall for a minute* Tell me, pumpkin headed doll, are there any anatomical differences between pumpkin zoners and OFF pumpkin zoners? ((GEH?! *mumbles to self about replacement costs of 4th wall* yes in fact! regular pumpkinzoners (for example Jack) are quite small when they are young growing large later in life and are immensely strong and agile meanwhile OFF!pumpkinzoners are tall and lanky fro most of their lives and a rather weedy and weak)) *Cward looks over there* Oh is the little pretty princess gonna cry again? *looks around the fuming Jack* " If you keep calling me names ill call my mum on you!"Grey!Zar: Shit, nothing useful to me...*Grey!zar starts ripping out pumpkin strands from Jaq, and starts using military fighting style on him* Off!Zar: *Attacks GREY!Zar in an obviously untrained way* GREY!Zar:...You are obviously not military...*Shuffles back to regular greycluster* |
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Post by Xward on Dec 23, 2014 2:36:23 GMT
*Cward looks over there* Oh is the little pretty princess gonna cry again? *looks around the fuming Jack* " If you keep calling me names ill call my mum on you!"Why? She already comes over every night! *an audience noise that sounds like 'oooooh' goes off from Cward's pocket* |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084 
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 23, 2014 2:42:35 GMT
((GEH?! *mumbles to self about replacement costs of 4th wall* yes in fact! regular pumpkinzoners (for example Jack) are quite small when they are young growing large later in life and are immensely strong and agile meanwhile OFF!pumpkinzoners are tall and lanky fro most of their lives and a rather weedy and weak)) *looks around the fuming Jack* " If you keep calling me names ill call my mum on you!"Grey!Zar: Shit, nothing useful to me...*Grey!zar starts ripping out pumpkin strands from Jaq, and starts using military fighting style on him* Off!Zar: *Attacks GREY!Zar in an obviously untrained way* GREY!Zar:...You are obviously not military...*Shuffles back to regular greycluster* Jack slaps Zar with the side of Lolíhamer " ZAR! he may have been an ass but that does NOT give you any right to hurt him, he may be a tad pompous but he is still one of my people" *looks around the fuming Jack* " If you keep calling me names ill call my mum on you!"Why? She already comes over every night! *an audience noise that sounds like 'oooooh' goes off from Cward's pocket* *Jack hugs the injured Jaq and tells him to ignore the mean words of Cward* |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 23, 2014 2:43:37 GMT
*An enormous tarantula wanders up to the party, cracks appearing with each tremor-causing footstep.*
Ah, hello, everyone. And I think I see some new faces amongst the usual crowd...?
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 23, 2014 2:44:50 GMT
Grey!Zar: Shit, nothing useful to me...*Grey!zar starts ripping out pumpkin strands from Jaq, and starts using military fighting style on him* Off!Zar: *Attacks GREY!Zar in an obviously untrained way* GREY!Zar:...You are obviously not military...*Shuffles back to regular greycluster* Jack slaps Zar with the side of Lolíhamer " ZAR! he may have been an ass but that does NOT give you any right to hurt him, he may be a tad pompous but he is still one of my people" Why? She already comes over every night! *an audience noise that sounds like 'oooooh' goes off from Cward's pocket* *Jack hugs the injured Jaq and tells him to ignore the mean words of Cward* GREY!Zar: He insults the highlord of Thul,vazar, he needed a small punishment... OFF!Zar:...Pumpkin zoner, are ALL zerens on your side so...Military? or just this one? |
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Post by Xward on Dec 23, 2014 2:45:58 GMT
Why? She already comes over every night! *an audience noise that sounds like 'oooooh' goes off from Cward's pocket* *Jack hugs the injured Jaq and tells him to ignore the mean words of Cward* *Cward sneaks up beside Jaq and whispers* Except it's truuuuuuue |
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Post by Xward on Dec 23, 2014 2:48:19 GMT
*An enormous tarantula wanders up to the party, cracks appearing with each tremor-causing footstep.*
Ah, hello, everyone. And I think I see some new faces amongst the usual crowd...? Oh hey small booty, apparently they're our doubles from another cluster |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 23, 2014 2:50:03 GMT
Jack slaps Zar with the side of Lolíhamer " ZAR! he may have been an ass but that does NOT give you any right to hurt him, he may be a tad pompous but he is still one of my people" *Jack hugs the injured Jaq and tells him to ignore the mean words of Cward* GREY!Zar: He insults the highlord of Thul,vazar, he needed a small punishment... OFF!Zar:...Pumpkin zoner, are ALL zerens on your side so...Military? or just this one? many are but he..he's a special case *Jack hugs the injured Jaq and tells him to ignore the mean words of Cward* *Cward sneaks up beside Jaq and whispers* Except it's truuuuuuue*hugging Jaq with one arm and waving Lollíhamer with the other* Xwa...notXward if you don't stop being an ass right now I swear on the uncarved one I will bop you on the cap |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 23, 2014 2:52:51 GMT
GREY!Zar: He insults the highlord of Thul,vazar, he needed a small punishment... OFF!Zar:...Pumpkin zoner, are ALL zerens on your side so...Military? or just this one? many are but he..he's a special case *Cward sneaks up beside Jaq and whispers* Except it's truuuuuuue*hugging Jaq with one arm and waving Lollíhamer with the other* Xwa...notXward if you don't stop being an ass right now I swear on the uncarved one I will bop you on the cap OFF!Zaroews: By special case, you mean...? Also, remind me to never go to your zone cluster, if that many are this military. |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 23, 2014 2:53:44 GMT
*An enormous tarantula wanders up to the party, cracks appearing with each tremor-causing footstep.*
Ah, hello, everyone. And I think I see some new faces amongst the usual crowd...? Oh hey small booty, apparently they're our doubles from another cluster Haha, oh, you! Didn't detract from any of the fun times we've shared, now, did it? And is that so...? Then...where is *my* double? |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 23, 2014 2:54:57 GMT
Oh hey small booty, apparently they're our doubles from another cluster Haha, oh, you! Didn't detract from any of the fun times we've shared, now, did it? And is that so...? Then...where is *my* double? GREY!Zar: Probably fucking a mushroomgirl. Off!Zar:...Asshole equivalent. of course. |
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Post by Xward on Dec 23, 2014 2:57:08 GMT
*Cward sneaks up beside Jaq and whispers* Except it's truuuuuuue*hugging Jaq with one arm and waving Lollíhamer with the other* Xwa...notXward if you don't stop being an ass right now I swear on the uncarved one I will bop you on the cap Yeah, yeah, it's not much fun teasing the usurper here. Too pitiful, even that Kthanid guy pitied him and gave him a new arm. *While walking away a photo of Jaq's mom flies out of his pocket and hits Jaq in the face. It's hard to tell if it's been doctored or not* The name's Cward, you best not forget |
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Post by Durga on Dec 23, 2014 2:59:02 GMT
*Durga swooces right into the portal*
Yo. What've I been missin'?
*Suddenly, Off!Durga. A being with a body roughly the same shape as Durga's, but more streamlines and with only two arms and a larger pair of wings, t's body is made up of many white tubes, all of which are connected to eachother. It appears from nowhere, grabbing Durga's hands in it's own*
Hello~!
... Eh?
*yanks hands away*
You are me.
You are different. That is not good.
*tilts head in curiosity*
Have you no link to the great lord The Proper Consensus?
Oh fuck me.
Mmhm~! That can be arranged~!
And please watch your language.
Nope. Nope nope nope.
Too fucking weird. I'm out.
*leaves through portal
Return soon~!
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Post by Xward on Dec 23, 2014 3:03:13 GMT
Oh hey small booty, apparently they're our doubles from another cluster Haha, oh, you! Didn't detract from any of the fun times we've shared, now, did it? And is that so...? Then...where is *my* double? ...Well you've got me there And I don't know, probably yelling considering how quiet you are most of the time |
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Post by Xward on Dec 23, 2014 3:05:01 GMT
*Durga swooces right into the portal*
Yo. What've I been missin'?
*Suddenly, Off!Durga. A being with a body roughly the same shape as Durga's, but more streamlines and with only two arms and a larger pair of wings, t's body is made up of many white tubes, all of which are connected to eachother. It appears from nowhere, grabbing Durga's hands in it's own*
Hello~!... Eh?
*yanks hands away*You are me.
You are different. That is not good.
*tilts head in curiosity*
Have you no link to the great lord The Proper Consensus?Oh fuck me.Mmhm~! That can be arranged~!
And please watch your language.Nope. Nope nope nope.
Too fucking weird. I'm out.
*leaves through portalReturn soon~! huh, sixth time you've scared someone away You still owe me for the Salt Skull you scared away from me |
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