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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 23, 2014 3:11:30 GMT
Haha, oh, you! Didn't detract from any of the fun times we've shared, now, did it? And is that so...? Then...where is *my* double? ...Well you've got me there And I don't know, probably yelling considering how quiet you are most of the time
...say, is that bottle there you? *Very quiet giggling* oh, you are so small! |
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 23, 2014 3:14:35 GMT
*hugging Jaq with one arm and waving Lollíhamer with the other* Xwa...notXward if you don't stop being an ass right now I swear on the uncarved one I will bop you on the cap Yeah, yeah, it's not much fun teasing the usurper here. Too pitiful, even that Kthanid guy pitied him and gave him a new arm. *While walking away a photo of Jaq's mom flies out of his pocket and hits Jaq in the face. It's hard to tell if it's been doctored or not* The name's Cward, you best not forget " userper? oh so you are in fact royalty then? which family are you from smoke? sugar? I'm surprised we havent met-" " flame and Id be pleased if you would remember it" despite being in intense pain earlier his hoity toity attitude has returned in full force " im sure you have misspoken but did you say flame?" " Yes please dont make me repeat myself" *jack brings Lolíhamer donw a few inches away from Jaq* " Name." "what?" Jaq said flustered " WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" " Jaq, Jaqou K'off king of flame" *jack kills the pumpkinzoner almost immediately* "I despise imposters" |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 23, 2014 3:15:36 GMT
*Durga swooces right into the portal*
Yo. What've I been missin'?
*Suddenly, Off!Durga. A being with a body roughly the same shape as Durga's, but more streamlines and with only two arms and a larger pair of wings, t's body is made up of many white tubes, all of which are connected to eachother. It appears from nowhere, grabbing Durga's hands in it's own*
Hello~!... Eh?
*yanks hands away*You are me.
You are different. That is not good.
*tilts head in curiosity*
Have you no link to the great lord The Proper Consensus?Oh fuck me.Mmhm~! That can be arranged~!
And please watch your language.Nope. Nope nope nope.
Too fucking weird. I'm out.
*leaves through portalReturn soon~! |
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Post by Xward on Dec 23, 2014 3:16:32 GMT
...Well you've got me there And I don't know, probably yelling considering how quiet you are most of the time
...say, is that bottle there you? *Very quiet giggling* oh, you are so small!You are really fucking quiet, I thought I was doing it with a mouse And you do realize I'M just a bottle right? I'm just puppeteering this body And do I need to remind that I'm not small? |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 23, 2014 3:23:37 GMT
Oh, we aren't that quiet! In any case, I'm sure they'll turn up.
...say, is that bottle there you? *Very quiet giggling* oh, you are so small! You are really fucking quiet, I thought I was doing it with a mouse And you do realize I'M just a bottle right? I'm just puppeteering this body And do I need to remind that I'm not small?
And if that is true, perhaps I ought to get <In. Your. Head.> A bit deeper, next time? It wouldn't do for you not to hear my proclamations, heehee! |
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Post by Xward on Dec 23, 2014 3:23:35 GMT
Yeah, yeah, it's not much fun teasing the usurper here. Too pitiful, even that Kthanid guy pitied him and gave him a new arm. *While walking away a photo of Jaq's mom flies out of his pocket and hits Jaq in the face. It's hard to tell if it's been doctored or not* The name's Cward, you best not forget " userper? oh so you are in fact royalty then? which family are you from smoke? sugar? I'm surprised we havent met-" " flame and Id be pleased if you would remember it" despite being in intense pain earlier his hoity toity attitude has returned in full force " im sure you have misspoken but did you say flame?" " Yes please dont make me repeat myself" *jack brings Lolíhamer donw a few inches away from Jaq* " Name." "what?" Jaq said flustered " WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" " Jaq, Jaqou K'off king of flame" *jack kills the pumpkinzoner almost immediately* "I despise imposters" *right before Jack kills Jaq a massive fist of piss comes and hits jack* *It feels horribly stuffy and slightly hot, you can feel things crawling all over you until Cward let's you go* *You cough up some small black leech shaped things* Mmmmmmmm. It seems that you haven't gotten that whole "he's you" thing down Normally I'd be glad to see little princess finally kick the bucket but being a king's friend does have some benefits for us ...one of them being his mom but that's beside the point |
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Post by Durga on Dec 23, 2014 3:27:04 GMT
huh, sixth time you've scared someone away You still owe me for the Salt Skull you scared away from me
Mmh. What's salt? Booorrriiing is what it is. Who would even crave that sort of mineral?
You sure you would not rather have some Sugar?Oh, Durga, darling! Do you remember that little talk we had about coming on too strong? And, ah, personal space?
I was not listening~ |
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Post by Xward on Dec 23, 2014 3:28:44 GMT
You are really fucking quiet, I thought I was doing it with a mouse And you do realize I'M just a bottle right? I'm just puppeteering this body And do I need to remind that I'm not small?
And if that is true, perhaps I ought to get <In. Your. Head.> A bit deeper, next time? It wouldn't do for you not to hear my proclamations, heehee! Probably preference Also not today, Spitcan's a bit ornery when I do this stuff |
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Post by Xward on Dec 23, 2014 3:31:17 GMT
huh, sixth time you've scared someone away You still owe me for the Salt Skull you scared away from me
Mmh. What's salt? Booorrriiing is what it is. Who would even crave that sort of mineral?
You sure you would not rather have some Sugar?Again, not today. Spitcan's sorta mad at me |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 23, 2014 3:31:34 GMT
huh, sixth time you've scared someone away You still owe me for the Salt Skull you scared away from me
Mmh. What's salt? Booorrriiing is what it is. Who would even crave that sort of mineral?
You sure you would not rather have some Sugar?Oh, Durga, darling! Do you remember that little talk we had about coming on too strong? And, ah, personal space?
I was not listening~ |
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 23, 2014 3:36:22 GMT
" userper? oh so you are in fact royalty then? which family are you from smoke? sugar? I'm surprised we havent met-" " flame and Id be pleased if you would remember it" despite being in intense pain earlier his hoity toity attitude has returned in full force " im sure you have misspoken but did you say flame?" " Yes please dont make me repeat myself" *jack brings Lolíhamer donw a few inches away from Jaq* " Name." "what?" Jaq said flustered " WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" " Jaq, Jaqou K'off king of flame" *jack kills the pumpkinzoner almost immediately* "I despise imposters" *right before Jack kills Jaq a massive fist of piss comes and hits jack* *It feels horribly stuffy and slightly hot, you can feel things crawling all over you until Cward let's you go* *You cough up some small black leech shaped things* Mmmmmmmm. It seems that you haven't gotten that whole "he's you" thing down Normally I'd be glad to see little princess finally kick the bucket but being a king's friend does have some benefits for us ...one of them being his mom but that's beside the point Jaq scuttles behind Cward " Whats gotten into you you lunatic! I cant tell if you are trying to be friends of kill me!" *stopping for a second to digest some of the leech-things* " you say you are J'aqou? I demand proof!" " what do you mean proof?" *jack pulls closer* " you know what I mean" *Jaq pauses for a second and turns away from the rest of the group and brings jack in front of him and unbuttons his coat and separates his chest revealing to Jack a purple beating ichor heart* " there happy?!" *jack is holding his own chest bemused* " are you quite done!" |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Dec 23, 2014 3:38:52 GMT
*More demure giggling* Oh, no no, I certainly remember. It is just odd to see you like that! Why does he not use a body, I wonder?
And if that is true, perhaps I ought to get <In. Your. Head.> A bit deeper, next time? It wouldn't do for you not to hear my proclamations, heehee! Probably preference Also not today, Shitcan's a bit ornery when I do this stuff |
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Post by Xward on Dec 23, 2014 3:39:12 GMT
*right before Jack kills Jaq a massive fist of piss comes and hits jack* *It feels horribly stuffy and slightly hot, you can feel things crawling all over you until Cward let's you go* *You cough up some small black leech shaped things* Mmmmmmmm. It seems that you haven't gotten that whole "he's you" thing down Normally I'd be glad to see little princess finally kick the bucket but being a king's friend does have some benefits for us ...one of them being his mom but that's beside the point Jaq scuttles behind Cward " Whats gotten into you you lunatic! I cant tell if you are trying to be friends of kill me!" *stopping for a second to digest some of the leech-things* " you say you are J'aqou? I demand proof!" " what do you mean proof?" *jack pulls closer* " you know what I mean" *Jaq pauses for a second and turns away from the rest of the group and brings jack in front of him and unbuttons his coat and separates his chest revealing to Jack a purple beating ichor heart* " there happy?!" *jack is holding his own chest bemused* " are you quite done!" Ooooooh, drama |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 23, 2014 3:39:20 GMT
*right before Jack kills Jaq a massive fist of piss comes and hits jack* *It feels horribly stuffy and slightly hot, you can feel things crawling all over you until Cward let's you go* *You cough up some small black leech shaped things* Mmmmmmmm. It seems that you haven't gotten that whole "he's you" thing down Normally I'd be glad to see little princess finally kick the bucket but being a king's friend does have some benefits for us ...one of them being his mom but that's beside the point Jaq scuttles behind Cward " Whats gotten into you you lunatic! I cant tell if you are trying to be friends of kill me!" *stopping for a second to digest some of the leech-things* " you say you are J'aqou? I demand proof!" " what do you mean proof?" *jack pulls closer* " you know what I mean" *Jaq pauses for a second and turns away from the rest of the group and brings jack in front of him and unbuttons his coat and separates his chest revealing to Jack a purple beating ichor heart* " there happy?!" *jack is holding his own chest bemused* " are you quite done!" OFF!Zar: Everyone from your zone cluster is savage! Grey!Zar: Ha, now you get it. |
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 23, 2014 3:43:04 GMT
*still holding his own chest jack reaches out and places a hand on Jaq's heart of flame as soon as he does this the pink of Jaq's gourd engulfs his entire gourd* "umm hell-o hi could you not"
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