Patron: The Invasion

[Pumpkinheadeddoll]

Dec 30, 2014 23:00:10 GMT Louis said:

Dec 30, 2014 22:57:35 GMT Pumpkinheadeddoll said:

ah! a man of the mountain, good to see a friend of the swamp so early on

It is a relief to see you as well. I was beginning to worry you didn't send a representative.

ah the king sends hands out to those that need them and thank you..Derkalis Ankha correct? i admire your peoples ability to live in such arid conditions, *he turns first to the one of the northen empire* I know your people have a deal with personal space so I'll move*without turning to gwendolen* speak ill of me all you wish discpile of serenity I will bear the crest of the swamp with a smile.

[Grigor Mortis]

Dec 30, 2014 23:07:49 GMT Xward said:

Dec 30, 2014 23:00:30 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

This heathen is almost as filthy as the one holding this little hell-conference. If you would, keep your heretical body away from me.

A-almost?!

Excuse me for a moment

*Edward rushes out of the building*

*You can hear a small commotion*

"What are ya-"

"Oh no HE'S GOT ANOTHER CHAMBER POT!"

"Not again!"

*SPLASH*

*Edward walks back in, dripping, and retakes his place as if nothing happened*

*Claudia looks at Edward, obviously disappointed. The disciple of Eris, however, looks like he's about ready to chop Edward into bits, but is holding off.*

Anyway, goat thing.

[High-Heeled Spider Crab]

Dec 30, 2014 23:07:49 GMT Xward said:

Dec 30, 2014 23:00:30 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

This heathen is almost as filthy as the one holding this little hell-conference. If you would, keep your heretical body away from me.

A-almost?!

Excuse me for a moment

*Edward rushes out of the building*

*You can hear a small commotion*

"What are ya-"

"Oh no HE'S GOT ANOTHER CHAMBER POT!"

"Not again!"

*SPLASH*

*Edward walks back in, dripping, and retakes his place as if nothing happened*

...*The Disciple turns to Edward and stares for a long while, cocks their head as if considering talking, then returns to staring blankly into space*

[Louis]

*Kieth looks nervous at all the tension between religions*

[High-Heeled Spider Crab]

Dec 30, 2014 23:13:58 GMT Pumpkinheadeddoll said:

Dec 30, 2014 23:00:10 GMT Louis said:

It is a relief to see you as well. I was beginning to worry you didn't send a representative.

ah the king sends hands out to those that need them and thank you..Derkalis Ankha correct? i admire your peoples ability to live in such arid conditions, *he turns first to the one of the northen empire* I know your people have a deal with personal space so I'll move*without turning to gwendolen* speak ill of me all you wish discpile of serenity I will bear the crest of the swamp with a smile.

insulting you would have no purpose. all must turn to The Mind Weaver willingly. it is simply our duty as Disciples to encourage this.

[Grigor Mortis]

Dec 30, 2014 23:20:52 GMT High-Heeled Spider Crab said:

Dec 30, 2014 23:13:58 GMT Pumpkinheadeddoll said:

ah the king sends hands out to those that need them and thank you..Derkalis Ankha correct? i admire your peoples ability to live in such arid conditions, *he turns first to the one of the northen empire* I know your people have a deal with personal space so I'll move*without turning to gwendolen* speak ill of me all you wish discpile of serenity I will bear the crest of the swamp with a smile.

insulting you would have no purpose. all must turn to The Mind Weaver willingly. it is simply our duty as Disciples to encourage this.

I will eat your bitch priests flesh once the third Invasion begin. But now, we are allies. For time.

Do you regularly speak in such broken patterns, my watery friend? Your faith certainly followed the "expendable" part of the letter, yes.

*The Squidman stares at Claudia, before consuming some of the dried flesh on his necklace, seemingly in anger.*

[High-Heeled Spider Crab]

Dec 30, 2014 23:23:40 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Dec 30, 2014 23:20:52 GMT High-Heeled Spider Crab said:

insulting you would have no purpose. all must turn to The Mind Weaver willingly. it is simply our duty as Disciples to encourage this.

I will eat your bitch priests flesh once the third Invasion begin. But now, we are allies. For time.

Do you regularly speak in such broken patterns, my watery friend? Your faith certainly followed the "expendable" part of the letter, yes.

*The Squidman stares at Claudia, before consuming some of the dried flesh on his necklace, seemingly in anger.*

excessive anger is a sign of The Mind Weaver's displeasure. if you repent soon, it is possible to avoid the agony and hardship that will soon appear in your life.

[Grigor Mortis]

Dec 30, 2014 23:27:03 GMT High-Heeled Spider Crab said:

Dec 30, 2014 23:23:40 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

I will eat your bitch priests flesh once the third Invasion begin. But now, we are allies. For time.

Do you regularly speak in such broken patterns, my watery friend? Your faith certainly followed the "expendable" part of the letter, yes.

*The Squidman stares at Claudia, before consuming some of the dried flesh on his necklace, seemingly in anger.*

excessive anger is a sign of The Mind Weaver's displeasure. if you repent soon, it is possible to avoid the agony and hardship that will soon appear in your life.

You know, I hear, back during the first invasion, your people screamed when the Kraken Goluthias tore your ship in two. I wonder if you will scream in same way if I use masterwork axe to cut you in half.


Calm now, by Squiddy friend. If you accept the shadow of the Graywood Tree as the true master of all, when this adventure is over, I will give you a chance.

[Pumpkinheadeddoll]

Dec 30, 2014 23:20:52 GMT High-Heeled Spider Crab said:

Dec 30, 2014 23:13:58 GMT Pumpkinheadeddoll said:

ah the king sends hands out to those that need them and thank you..Derkalis Ankha correct? i admire your peoples ability to live in such arid conditions, *he turns first to the one of the northen empire* I know your people have a deal with personal space so I'll move*without turning to gwendolen* speak ill of me all you wish discpile of serenity I will bear the crest of the swamp with a smile.

insulting you would have no purpose. all must turn to The Mind Weaver willingly. it is simply our duty as Disciples to encourage this.

I will keep that in mind masked one but I have pledged my body and heart to the king

[Durga]

Dec 30, 2014 23:07:49 GMT Xward said:

Dec 30, 2014 23:00:30 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

This heathen is almost as filthy as the one holding this little hell-conference. If you would, keep your heretical body away from me.

A-almost?!



Excuse me for a moment



*Edward rushes out of the building*



*You can hear a small commotion*



"What are ya-"



"Oh no HE'S GOT ANOTHER CHAMBER POT!"



"Not again!"



*SPLASH*



*Edward walks back in, dripping, and retakes his place as if nothing happened*

You should be more careful with those.

You would not believe how easy it it to enlighten someone with nothing more than a chamber pot, a laxative and an asp.

[High-Heeled Spider Crab]

Dec 30, 2014 23:32:18 GMT Pumpkinheadeddoll said:

Dec 30, 2014 23:20:52 GMT High-Heeled Spider Crab said:

insulting you would have no purpose. all must turn to The Mind Weaver willingly. it is simply our duty as Disciples to encourage this.

I will keep that in mind masked one but I have pledged my body and heart to the king

We do not ask for your body. only your mind.

perhaps in time, swamp-dweller. *Slight nod*

[Louis]

Edward, what are we going to do about these beasts?

[High-Heeled Spider Crab]

Dec 30, 2014 23:29:25 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

Dec 30, 2014 23:27:03 GMT High-Heeled Spider Crab said:

excessive anger is a sign of The Mind Weaver's displeasure. if you repent soon, it is possible to avoid the agony and hardship that will soon appear in your life.

You know, I hear, back during the first invasion, your people screamed when the Kraken Goluthias tore your ship in two. I wonder if you will scream in same way if I use masterwork axe to cut you in half.


Calm now, by Squiddy friend. If you accept the shadow of the Graywood Tree as the true master of all, when this adventure is over, I will give you a chance.

...The Disciples of Serenity have no records of such a thing. your information is false.

and please refrain from suggesting such...lewd things.

[Pumpkinheadeddoll]

unsure of where to sit Gurdian simply leans on his weapon, a large mace to be wielded with 2 hands with a spiked ball on top around the size of a large pumpkin the name "Matilda" is clearly etched into the middle of its long handle.

[Grigor Mortis]

Dec 30, 2014 23:39:48 GMT High-Heeled Spider Crab said:

Dec 30, 2014 23:29:25 GMT Grigor Mortis said:

You know, I hear, back during the first invasion, your people screamed when the Kraken Goluthias tore your ship in two. I wonder if you will scream in same way if I use masterwork axe to cut you in half.


Calm now, by Squiddy friend. If you accept the shadow of the Graywood Tree as the true master of all, when this adventure is over, I will give you a chance.

...The Disciples of Serenity have no records of such a thing. your information is false.

and please refrain from suggesting such...lewd things.

If you can't tell, our armored acquaintance is a bit thick.

Not something I'd expect by something so squishy.