Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422 
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Dec 30, 2014 17:42:29 GMT
Step right up! Step right up, to the best and/or worst show in town/the world/this zone/all zones! Ringmaster Ralph here, and we've got thrills, chills, krills, ills, pills, mills, zills, xills, dills, bills, wills, lills, rills, and yills! Who wants to see acts of truly ghoulish subject matter?
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 30, 2014 17:44:56 GMT
Step right up! Step right up, to the best and/or worst show in town/the world/this zone/all zones! Ringmaster Ralph here, and we've got thrills, chills, krills, ills, pills, mills, zills, xills, dills, bills, wills, lills, rills, and yills! Who wants to see acts of truly ghoulish subject matter? *Shrigul walks up to the ticket booth, carrying three pisshrimp babies* How much for the tickets? |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Dec 30, 2014 17:46:36 GMT
Step right up! Step right up, to the best and/or worst show in town/the world/this zone/all zones! Ringmaster Ralph here, and we've got thrills, chills, krills, ills, pills, mills, zills, xills, dills, bills, wills, lills, rills, and yills! Who wants to see acts of truly ghoulish subject matter? *Shrigul walks up to the ticket booth, carrying three pisshrimp babies* How much for the tickets? Okay, here's something I need to explain. I kinda sorta maybe have no acts whatsoever at the moment. So we're currently accepting joiners. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 30, 2014 17:49:18 GMT
*Shrigul walks up to the ticket booth, carrying three pisshrimp babies* How much for the tickets? Okay, here's something I need to explain. I kinda sorta maybe have no acts whatsoever at the moment. So we're currently accepting joiners. Shrigul:...HEY ZAROEWS! REMEMBER HOW YOU SAID YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DESTR---JOIN A CIRCUS?! I FOUND ONE! Zaroews: *is suddenly already inside the circus* |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Dec 30, 2014 17:50:01 GMT
Okay, here's something I need to explain. I kinda sorta maybe have no acts whatsoever at the moment. So we're currently accepting joiners. Shrigul:...HEY ZAROEWS! REMEMBER HOW YOU SAID YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DESTR---JOIN A CIRCUS?! I FOUND ONE! Zaroews: *is suddenly already inside the circus* Alright, do you have any acts you could do? |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 30, 2014 17:52:51 GMT
Shrigul:...HEY ZAROEWS! REMEMBER HOW YOU SAID YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DESTR---JOIN A CIRCUS?! I FOUND ONE! Zaroews: *is suddenly already inside the circus* Alright, do you have any acts you could do? *Zaroews pulls out a mannequin, and chainsaws it with the modified pendulum, carving it into a star* Zar: That, with an actual person. |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Dec 30, 2014 17:54:22 GMT
Alright, do you have any acts you could do? *Zaroews pulls out a mannequin, and chainsaws it with the modified pendulum, carving it into a star* Zar: That, with an actual person. Well, we could get a volunteer from the audience, but do you know any people who professionally get carved into a gore topiary? |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 30, 2014 17:56:22 GMT
*Zaroews pulls out a mannequin, and chainsaws it with the modified pendulum, carving it into a star* Zar: That, with an actual person. Well, we could get a volunteer from the audience, but do you know any people who professionally get carved into a gore topiary? Zar: I can do other shapes, too, and well, I know a lot of people who survive that sorta stuff, but I dont think they would be interested. |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Dec 30, 2014 17:57:33 GMT
Well, we could get a volunteer from the audience, but do you know any people who professionally get carved into a gore topiary? Zar: I can do other shapes, too, and well, I know a lot of people who survive that sorta stuff, but I dont think they would be interested. I guess we could just use a volunteer. Alright, I need a few more acts, two in particular are a tamer and a cannonball, human or otherwise. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 30, 2014 17:59:08 GMT
Zar: I can do other shapes, too, and well, I know a lot of people who survive that sorta stuff, but I dont think they would be interested. I guess we could just use a volunteer. Alright, I need a few more acts, two in particular are a tamer and a cannonball, human or otherwise. Zaroews:...As a zeren, I technically dont qualify as alive, so I cant do any that need living creatures... |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Dec 30, 2014 18:02:28 GMT
By the way, the snacks from the cart are technically alive, and most of them are pretty angry.
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 30, 2014 18:04:17 GMT
By the way, the snacks from the cart are technically alive, and most of them are pretty angry. *Zaroews has eaten half of them* |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Dec 30, 2014 18:33:37 GMT
By the way, the snacks from the cart are technically alive, and most of them are pretty angry. *Zaroews has eaten half of them* Did you remember to chew? |
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Grigor Mortis
Kidney Stone Breeder
i want to get off mr. bones' wild ride
Posts: 2,272
Favorite Disease: The Boneshakes
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Dec 30, 2014 20:35:34 GMT
i'll be the clown (since i am a clown) if you HELP ME BLOW UP THE GOD DAMN MOON.
i hate the shit flignign monkey planet mother fucker......
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Dec 30, 2014 21:00:48 GMT
i'll be the clown (since i am a clown) if you HELP ME BLOW UP THE GOD DAMN MOON.
i hate the shit flignign monkey planet mother fucker...... That could be your act. |
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