Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084 
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 31, 2014 18:57:54 GMT
*shifting from foot to foot jaq impatiently waits outside of the house that had been taken over by the party on their off time* Jaq: you ready yet! *jack leans out of the upstairs window* Jack: keep your flame in your gourd! I'll just be a second *after a few moments Jack exits the house dressed in unusually fancy clothes most notably a pair of black satin gloves with a F stitched on their fronts in gold thread* Jaq: wow you clean up well Jack:shush, you're going to make me turn pinker than a flapscreecher Jaq: shall we get going i cant wait to show you my home *using the matchstick sceptre Jaq opens a bright orange portal to the main square of Legum one of the main towns of his kingdom as he and jack walk through he neglects to close it leaving this mysterious portal open to all*
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 31, 2014 19:05:04 GMT
*shifting from foot to foot jaq impatiently waits outside of the house that had been taken over by the party on their off time* Jaq: you ready yet! *jack leans out of the upstairs window* Jack: keep your flame in your gourd! I'll just be a second *after a few moments Jack exits the house dressed in unusually fancy clothes most notably a pair of black satin gloves with a F stitched on their fronts in gold thread* Jaq: wow you clean up well Jack:shush, you're going to make me turn pinker than a flapscreecher Jaq: shall we get going i cant wait to show you my home *using the matchstick sceptre Jaq opens a bright orange portal to the main square of Legum one of the main towns of his kingdom as he and jack walk through he neglects to close it leaving this mysterious portal open to all* *Shrigul steps into the portal out of curiosity* Huh, what the fuck is this? |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 31, 2014 19:05:55 GMT
*Louis shows up, wearing a full black suit and top hat* I don't have a date, but I belive I can still enjoy myself.
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Post by Xward on Dec 31, 2014 19:06:11 GMT
Welp, would you loo-
..Wait where's Caroline
*Caroline seems to be looking at the portal*
"ooOooOOOOo"
Caroline! That's where you are
*Caroline jumps in*
...I should have expected that in all honesty
*Xward goes in after*
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 31, 2014 19:07:31 GMT
WHAT IS THROUGH THAT PORTAL
IS IT SHENANIGANS
IT IS PROBABLY SHENANIGANS
*sneak through so subtly*
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 31, 2014 19:10:31 GMT
*Louis shows up, wearing a full black suit and top hat* I don't have a date, but I belive I can still enjoy myself. Well, this appears to be in the pumpkin zone or something, so I believe I know WHO is on the date. |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 31, 2014 19:11:46 GMT
*shifting from foot to foot jaq impatiently waits outside of the house that had been taken over by the party on their off time* Jaq: you ready yet! *jack leans out of the upstairs window* Jack: keep your flame in your gourd! I'll just be a second *after a few moments Jack exits the house dressed in unusually fancy clothes most notably a pair of black satin gloves with a F stitched on their fronts in gold thread* Jaq: wow you clean up well Jack:shush, you're going to make me turn pinker than a flapscreecher Jaq: shall we get going i cant wait to show you my home *using the matchstick sceptre Jaq opens a bright orange portal to the main square of Legum one of the main towns of his kingdom as he and jack walk through he neglects to close it leaving this mysterious portal open to all* *Shrigul steps into the portal out of curiosity* Huh, what the fuck is this? The portal leads to an alley behind a butchers in the town square of Legum as you step out you are greeted by a bustling square filled with pumpkinzoners all shapes and sizes some look queerly at you as you walk out but most pay you no mind |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 31, 2014 19:13:44 GMT
*Louis shows up, wearing a full black suit and top hat* I don't have a date, but I belive I can still enjoy myself. Well, this appears to be in the pumpkin zone or something, so I believe I know WHO is on the date. Seems it is. *Louis walks over to jack and jaq* You two love birds ready? Where are we headed? |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 31, 2014 19:14:43 GMT
*Shrigul steps into the portal out of curiosity* Huh, what the fuck is this? The portal leads to an alley behind a butchers in the town square of Legum as you step out you are greeted by a bustling square filled with pumpkinzoners all shapes and sizes some look queerly at you as you walk out but most pay you no mind ...Give me all the meat ya got, butcher. |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Dec 31, 2014 19:15:00 GMT
*Shrigul steps into the portal out of curiosity* Huh, what the fuck is this? The portal leads to an alley behind a butchers in the town square of Legum as you step out you are greeted by a bustling square filled with pumpkinzoners all shapes and sizes some look queerly at you as you walk out but most pay you no mind *check to see what's being butchered* |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 31, 2014 19:21:21 GMT
Well, this appears to be in the pumpkin zone or something, so I believe I know WHO is on the date. Seems it is. *Louis walks over to jack and jaq* You two love birds ready? Where are we headed? as you walk between the two jaq jumps in fright Jaq:Ah! who? when! *continues to stammer* Jack: oh hey gunman how did you get here? *jaq slaps himself in the face* Jaq: by the uncarved one i left the portal open didnt I *he turns to jack* it seems our date is going to have a few more people than we planned Jack: no problem Jaqou we can show them around your kingdom like you were going to for me *jaq pulls his hood over his gourd* Jaq:of course but could you maybe not say my name so loud |
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Louis
Magboil Handler
Oh good a terrible death place.
Posts: 996
Favorite Disease: Bullet to the face syndrome
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Post by Louis on Dec 31, 2014 19:26:21 GMT
Seems it is. *Louis walks over to jack and jaq* You two love birds ready? Where are we headed? as you walk between the two jaq jumps in fright Jaq:Ah! who? when! *continues to stammer* Jack: oh hey gunman how did you get here? *jaq slaps himself in the face* Jaq: by the uncarved one i left the portal open didnt I *he turns to jack* it seems our date is going to have a few more people than we planned Jack: no problem Jaqou we can show them around your kingdom like you were going to for me *jaq pulls his hood over his gourd* Jaq:of course but could you maybe not say my name so loud *Louis is spinning a black cane now* So, where exactly are we touring? |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 31, 2014 19:26:34 GMT
The portal leads to an alley behind a butchers in the town square of Legum as you step out you are greeted by a bustling square filled with pumpkinzoners all shapes and sizes some look queerly at you as you walk out but most pay you no mind ...Give me all the meat ya got, butcher. The portal leads to an alley behind a butchers in the town square of Legum as you step out you are greeted by a bustling square filled with pumpkinzoners all shapes and sizes some look queerly at you as you walk out but most pay you no mind *check to see what's being butchered* *a thick armed pumpkinzoner standing around 7 1/2ft tall with a white gourd looks up from what looks like a grub around the size of a small dog writhes and squeals from under his claw* what do ya want, we just got a fresh stock of gourdsplitters only 8 pops |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Dec 31, 2014 19:26:42 GMT
Seems it is. *Louis walks over to jack and jaq* You two love birds ready? Where are we headed? as you walk between the two jaq jumps in fright Jaq:Ah! who? when! *continues to stammer* Jack: oh hey gunman how did you get here? *jaq slaps himself in the face* Jaq: by the uncarved one i left the portal open didnt I *he turns to jack* it seems our date is going to have a few more people than we planned Jack: no problem Jaqou we can show them around your kingdom like you were going to for me *jaq pulls his hood over his gourd* Jaq:of course but could you maybe not say my name so loud ...Lemme guess, political assassins? Dont worry, any come this way, I can fuckin' splatter them. |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Dec 31, 2014 19:26:47 GMT
The portal leads to an alley behind a butchers in the town square of Legum as you step out you are greeted by a bustling square filled with pumpkinzoners all shapes and sizes some look queerly at you as you walk out but most pay you no mind ...Give me all the meat ya got, butcher. The portal leads to an alley behind a butchers in the town square of Legum as you step out you are greeted by a bustling square filled with pumpkinzoners all shapes and sizes some look queerly at you as you walk out but most pay you no mind *check to see what's being butchered* *a thick armed pumpkinzoner standing around 7 1/2ft tall with a white gourd looks up from what looks like a grub around the size of a small dog writhes and squeals from under his claw* what do ya want, we just got a fresh stock of gourdsplitters only 8 pops |
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