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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 1, 2015 2:33:52 GMT
<OH, STOP STOP. DON'T DO THAT, THISSS IS AN OPPORTUNITY! LET'S FACE FACTS, SHALL WE? YOU KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT WOOING. TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT WOOING.> *Petrichor comes froma round the corner carrying a massive tray of spaghetti and meatballs* MAMA MIA THAAT IS A SP- oh hey guys |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 1, 2015 2:33:57 GMT
Nah, someone she was eyeballing is not here. im sorry madam but the answer must come from him... ...Her. |
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Frequent Core Shifter
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Jan 1, 2015 2:35:23 GMT
im sorry madam but the answer must come from him... ...Her. MY GOODNESS im terribly terribly sorry we have difficulty differing between sexes. |
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Grigor Mortis
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 1, 2015 2:37:05 GMT
Nah, someone she was eyeballing is not here. im sorry madam but the answer must come from him... |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
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I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Jan 1, 2015 2:38:39 GMT
im sorry madam but the answer must come from him... PLEASE PLEASE IM DREADFULLY SORRY MADAM I REALLY AM *Gelt beings to prostrate himself in front of Eris as do the remaining pumpkinzoner females* |
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Grigor Mortis
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 1, 2015 2:44:42 GMT
PLEASE PLEASE IM DREADFULLY SORRY MADAM I REALLY AM *Gelt beings to prostrate himself in front of Eris as do the remaining pumpkinzoner females* *Eris squints at them* make your unruly servants hunt frogs for all eternity. it is a worse punishment than death. |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 1, 2015 2:46:45 GMT
PLEASE PLEASE IM DREADFULLY SORRY MADAM I REALLY AM *Gelt beings to prostrate himself in front of Eris as do the remaining pumpkinzoner females* *Eris squints at them* make your unruly servants hunt frogs for all eternity. it is a worse punishment than death. |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Jan 1, 2015 2:49:04 GMT
PLEASE PLEASE IM DREADFULLY SORRY MADAM I REALLY AM *Gelt beings to prostrate himself in front of Eris as do the remaining pumpkinzoner females* *Eris squints at them* make your unruly servants hunt frogs for all eternity. it is a worse punishment than death.*Gelt is in tears* you heard her...Sereth, Darican, Illia...go hunt frogs *as the three of them are leaving* Illia! *one of the females turns around* ill tell your heartmate what happened...im sure he will understand |
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Grigor Mortis
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 1, 2015 2:50:28 GMT
Well, Kronos always told me to present your beloved with a magnificent frog. If this fails, two more frogs. if this fails, three more. frog.*Petrichor comes froma round the corner carrying a massive tray of spaghetti and meatballs* MAMA MIA THAAT IS A SP- oh hey guys *eris seems massively confused at all of what weaver just said.* what |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 1, 2015 2:52:32 GMT
<...WE ARE SPEECHLESS, ACTUALLY. AS GORGEOUSLY DESIGNED AS AMPHIBIANS ARE, THEY WILL NOT BRING YOU LOVE. YOU MUST TALK TO THEM, GET TO KNOW THEM! LET THEM KNOW YOU! THAT IS WOOING. THAT, OR JUST MIND LIKK WITH THEM. WORKED FOR US.> *eris seems massively confused at all of what weaver just said.* what |
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Grigor Mortis
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 1, 2015 2:54:35 GMT
*eris seems massively confused at all of what weaver just said.* what
I'll try. tell me when Durga has arrived.
Here, have the Date Frog as a thank you for the advice. |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 1, 2015 2:58:13 GMT
*Slower* <TALK. TO. THEM. WITH...WITH WORDS. YOU CAN JUST...WORDLESSLY PLACE A FROG AT THEIR FEET AND EXPECT THEM TO FALL INTO YOUR ARMS.>
I'll try. tell me when Durga has arrived.
Here, have the Date Frog as a thank you for the advice. |
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Kidney Stone Breeder
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 1, 2015 2:59:18 GMT
uuuhhhuuh.
I'll try. tell me when Durga has arrived.
Here, have the Date Frog as a thank you for the advice.
i mean.
croak croak
ribbit |
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 1, 2015 3:00:59 GMT
...*Wordlessly takes the worthless amphibian* ...<Thank you. AND WE WILL.>
i mean.
croak croak
ribbit
WHY DO YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT, MAN |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 1, 2015 3:01:38 GMT
*Eris squints at them* make your unruly servants hunt frogs for all eternity. it is a worse punishment than death.*Gelt is in tears* you heard her...Sereth, Darican, Illia...go hunt frogs *as the three of them are leaving* Illia! *one of the females turns around* ill tell your heartmate what happened...im sure he will understand *Benny sees the servants leaving outside*
Hey! Would you be interested in being part of an ichor drive? We offer great pay!*Benny holds out fistfulls of lollipops* |
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