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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 1, 2015 2:01:21 GMT
<PFF. WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT WOOING? THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING> *Eris holds out a large blue frog with yellow eyes. it is magnificent.* Behold the Date Frog.
are you with the current party? I did say we would provide anything asked for *shouts in jaqo and several pumpkinzoner females skitter into the room* they are all staff here in the castle but they are all of good standing,is this sufficient? A new suit would be nice. I was caught up hunting frogs on the way here. <THE...DATE FROG. THE DATE FROG? WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING>
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Grigor Mortis
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 1, 2015 2:06:47 GMT
*Eris holds out a large blue frog with yellow eyes. it is magnificent.* Behold the Date Frog. A new suit would be nice. I was caught up hunting frogs on the way here. <THE...DATE FROG. THE DATE FROG? WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING> Look at the Date Frog. it is the greatest frog in all the lands. It will be a gift to the one who shall accompany I, the Swoon master, the regent of romance, the valentine vigilant.
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 1, 2015 2:09:49 GMT
<THE...DATE FROG. THE DATE FROG? WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING> Look at the Date Frog. it is the greatest frog in all the lands. It will be a gift to the one who shall accompany I, the Swoon master, the regent of romance, the valentine vigilant. <what. LOOK, ERIS, THE FROG IS...VERY NICE. BUT WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY, WE DON'T KNOW...TALKING TO THEM? DO YOU HAVE A PARTICULAR AH, PREFERENCE? A SUITABLE SUITOR?>
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Louis
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Post by Louis on Jan 1, 2015 2:10:32 GMT
<THE...DATE FROG. THE DATE FROG? WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING> Look at the Date Frog. it is the greatest frog in all the lands. It will be a gift to the one who shall accompany I, the Swoon master, the regent of romance, the valentine vigilant.Blah blah blah. Just get to the point and ask someone out.
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 1, 2015 2:12:04 GMT
Look at the Date Frog. it is the greatest frog in all the lands. It will be a gift to the one who shall accompany I, the Swoon master, the regent of romance, the valentine vigilant. <what. LOOK, ERIS, THE FROG IS...VERY NICE. BUT WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY, WE DON'T KNOW...TALKING TO THEM? DO YOU HAVE A PARTICULAR AH, PREFERENCE? A SUITABLE SUITOR?>
uh,
is durga here?
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 1, 2015 2:13:34 GMT
<what. LOOK, ERIS, THE FROG IS...VERY NICE. BUT WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY, WE DON'T KNOW...TALKING TO THEM? DO YOU HAVE A PARTICULAR AH, PREFERENCE? A SUITABLE SUITOR?>
uh,
is durga here?Nope, sorry 'bout that.
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 1, 2015 2:17:23 GMT
<what. LOOK, ERIS, THE FROG IS...VERY NICE. BUT WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRY, WE DON'T KNOW...TALKING TO THEM? DO YOU HAVE A PARTICULAR AH, PREFERENCE? A SUITABLE SUITOR?>
uh,
is durga here? <DURGA?! OH, GOODNESSSSS. SHE ISN'T YET, BUT...SHE USUALLY TURNSSS UP. DON'T LEAVE.>
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Grigor Mortis
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 1, 2015 2:23:41 GMT
<DURGA?! OH, GOODNESSSSS. SHE ISN'T YET, BUT...SHE USUALLY TURNSSS UP. DON'T LEAVE.> oh...*Eris droops and the fancy new suit is ow covered in grime again.*
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 1, 2015 2:24:26 GMT
<DURGA?! OH, GOODNESSSSS. SHE ISN'T YET, BUT...SHE USUALLY TURNSSS UP. DON'T LEAVE.> oh...*Eris droops and the fancy new suit is ow covered in grime again.* Cheer up, I bet you can probably find someone else to woo.
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 1, 2015 2:25:57 GMT
<DURGA?! OH, GOODNESSSSS. SHE ISN'T YET, BUT...SHE USUALLY TURNSSS UP. DON'T LEAVE.> oh...*Eris droops and the fancy new suit is ow covered in grime again.* <OH, STOP STOP. DON'T DO THAT, THISSS IS AN OPPORTUNITY! LET'S FACE FACTS, SHALL WE? YOU KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT WOOING. TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT WOOING.>
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Louis
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Post by Louis on Jan 1, 2015 2:27:06 GMT
oh...*Eris droops and the fancy new suit is ow covered in grime again.* <OH, STOP STOP. DON'T DO THAT, THISSS IS AN OPPORTUNITY! LET'S FACE FACTS, SHALL WE? YOU KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT WOOING. TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT WOOING.>*snickering*
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Jan 1, 2015 2:29:04 GMT
oh...*Eris droops and the fancy new suit is ow covered in grime again.* Cheer up, I bet you can probably find someone else to woo. D-did you not like the suit... please think through your answer carefully...
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Grigor Mortis
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Post by Grigor Mortis on Jan 1, 2015 2:29:08 GMT
oh...*Eris droops and the fancy new suit is ow covered in grime again.* <OH, STOP STOP. DON'T DO THAT, THISSS IS AN OPPORTUNITY! LET'S FACE FACTS, SHALL WE? YOU KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT WOOING. TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT WOOING.> Well, Kronos always told me to present your beloved with a magnificent frog. If this fails, two more frogs. if this fails, three more. frog.*Petrichor comes froma round the corner carrying a massive tray of spaghetti and meatballs* MAMA MIA THAAT IS A SP- oh hey guys
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 1, 2015 2:29:53 GMT
Cheer up, I bet you can probably find someone else to woo. D-did you not like the suit... please think through your answer carefully... Nah, someone she was eyeballing is not here.
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Jan 1, 2015 2:33:37 GMT
D-did you not like the suit... please think through your answer carefully... Nah, someone she was eyeballing is not here. im sorry madam but the answer must come from him...
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