THE MEME REAPER
Fresh from the Seething
Posts: 23
Favorite Disease: LACK OF GIVING A FUCK
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Post by THE MEME REAPER on Jan 3, 2015 23:15:01 GMT
Somewhere, where even canon cannot touch, THE MEME REAPER sets up a fancy bar/pub/casino/generic villain casual hangout.
Outside of THE MEME REAPER'S BARPUBTHING is a sign that reads "ANTAGONISTIC CLIENTELE ONLY. VILLAINOUS OFF-GREY CHARACTERS WELCOME"
The inside is obviously larger than the outside, and a small army of faceless shadowy goons serve drinks and food.
{This is essentially the Coffeehouse, but where you play exclusively as a villainous or antagonistic character}
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 3, 2015 23:19:58 GMT
Somewhere, where even canon cannot touch, THE MEME REAPER sets up a fancy bar/pub/casino/generic villain casual hangout. Outside of THE MEME REAPER'S BARPUBTHING is a sign that reads "ANTAGONISTIC CLIENTELE ONLY. VILLAINOUS OFF-GREY CHARACTERS WELCOME" The inside is obviously larger than the outside, and a small army of faceless shadowy goons serve drinks and food. {This is essentially the Coffeehouse, but where you play exclusively as a villainous or antagonistic character} *A large humanoid figure walks in. The figure is made of stone. Close examination reveals it to be highly rounded, and glowing blue around its edges. It has no face on its oversized head, instead having tons of holes in that area* I know not what this place serves, but I shall take what is common. Nulagh Nerear. *Azershull`s avatar sits down on a bench, nearly splintering it.* |
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Post by Xward on Jan 3, 2015 23:25:02 GMT
Somewhere, where even canon cannot touch, THE MEME REAPER sets up a fancy bar/pub/casino/generic villain casual hangout. Outside of THE MEME REAPER'S BARPUBTHING is a sign that reads "ANTAGONISTIC CLIENTELE ONLY. VILLAINOUS OFF-GREY CHARACTERS WELCOME" The inside is obviously larger than the outside, and a small army of faceless shadowy goons serve drinks and food. {This is essentially the Coffeehouse, but where you play exclusively as a villainous or antagonistic character} *A large humanoid figure walks in. The figure is made of stone. Close examination reveals it to be highly rounded, and glowing blue around its edges. It has no face on its oversized head, instead having tons of holes in that area* I know not what this place serves, but I shall take what is common. Nulagh Nerear. *Azershull`s avatar sits down on a bench, nearly splintering it.**A bottle walks in* *He looks exactly like Xward, except possibly... dirtier* *It is the evil Xward from the alternate timeline* Give me your strongest drank |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 3, 2015 23:27:48 GMT
*A large humanoid figure walks in. The figure is made of stone. Close examination reveals it to be highly rounded, and glowing blue around its edges. It has no face on its oversized head, instead having tons of holes in that area* I know not what this place serves, but I shall take what is common. Nulagh Nerear. *Azershull`s avatar sits down on a bench, nearly splintering it.**A bottle walks in* *He looks exactly like Xward, except possibly... dirtier* *It is the evil Xward from the alternate timeline* Give me your strongest drank |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084 
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Jan 3, 2015 23:33:18 GMT
*outside the barpubthing a light blue portal opens and a tall pumpkinzoner male steps out before offering a claw to a pumpkinzoner female , he is dressed in silver militaristic garb accented with light blue crystals and wears a small crystalline crown she looks much different from normal pumpkinzoner females as while they usually have small numerous legs and and skitter low to the ground she has but 4 and their movements are graceful and with purpose. the female puts a leg out to the males claw as she exits the portal as they enter one after the other the female is first to speak* Bar tender, I'd like a wispwater please. no ice. ill just have a sugarwater for now....
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Post by Xward on Jan 3, 2015 23:33:52 GMT
*A bottle walks in* *He looks exactly like Xward, except possibly... dirtier* *It is the evil Xward from the alternate timeline* Give me your strongest drank I did that, but you're thinking of the wrong one |
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THE MEME REAPER
Fresh from the Seething
Posts: 23
Favorite Disease: LACK OF GIVING A FUCK
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Post by THE MEME REAPER on Jan 3, 2015 23:34:51 GMT
*THE MEME REAPER quickly returns with two glasses, one is a pint of a brackish amber liquid with a hairy centipede-like creature floating in it, the other is a shot of some thick black liquid. It hands the shot to evil Xward and the pint to Azershul*
ONE PINT OF THE HOUSE SPECIAL AND ONE ZONELESS BLACK ICE.
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 3, 2015 23:36:42 GMT
*a partially translucent woman, whose skeleton is just as visible as her skin, appears in the corner of the room in a crackle of green fire*
Salutations to this most happening establishment! I haven't really done anything villainous yet, but I really just gotta see what's going down at the hep new joint. Do you sell scraps of soul that I can absorb into myself to help me grow ever stronger?
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 3, 2015 23:40:51 GMT
*THE MEME REAPER quickly returns with two glasses, one is a pint of a brackish amber liquid with a hairy centipede-like creature floating in it, the other is a shot of some thick black liquid. It hands the shot to evil Xward and the pint to Azershul* ONE PINT OF THE HOUSE SPECIAL AND ONE ZONELESS BLACK ICE. * Azershull`s avatar goes unusually still. Suddenly, around 15 brown hairy tentacles with mouths come out of the face holes, drinking the fluid, centipede and all, in around 3 seconds. one of the tentacles drops the exact amount of money required*...Many ages have passed since my death, and thus undeath, but within THIS reality, myself, a drink such as this never existed... I perhaps would prefer something less...bitter. |
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Post by Xward on Jan 3, 2015 23:41:20 GMT
*THE MEME REAPER quickly returns with two glasses, one is a pint of a brackish amber liquid with a hairy centipede-like creature floating in it, the other is a shot of some thick black liquid. It hands the shot to evil Xward and the pint to Azershul* ONE PINT OF THE HOUSE SPECIAL AND ONE ZONELESS BLACK ICE. *Evilward takes the entire thing in one swing* |
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THE MEME REAPER
Fresh from the Seething
Posts: 23
Favorite Disease: LACK OF GIVING A FUCK
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Post by THE MEME REAPER on Jan 3, 2015 23:41:44 GMT
*outside the barpubthing a light blue portal opens and a tall pumpkinzoner male steps out before offering a claw to a pumpkinzoner female , he is dressed in silver militaristic garb accented with light blue crystals and wears a small crystalline crown she looks much different from normal pumpkinzoner females as while they usually have small numerous legs and and skitter low to the ground she has but 4 and their movements are graceful and with purpose. the female puts a leg out to the males claw as she exits the portal as they enter one after the other the female is first to speak* Bar tender, I'd like a wispwater please. no ice. ill just have a sugarwater for now....*two goons return shortly with the required drinks* *a partially translucent woman, whose skeleton is just as visible as her skin, appears in the corner of the room in a crackle of green fire*
Salutations to this most happening establishment! I haven't really done anything villainous yet, but I really just gotta see what's going down at the hep new joint. Do you sell scraps of soul that I can absorb into myself to help me grow ever stronger? THIS PLACE TAKES LITTLE BITS OF ESSENCE FROM WHOMEVER ENTERS IT. SOMETIMES IT COLLECTS BITS OF SOUL. WE USUALLY JUST GIVE THOSE TO OUR JAZZ BAND, BUT YOU'RE FREE TO TAKE SOME. *slides a jar or writhing translucent faces to the Green Ghost* |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 3, 2015 23:44:07 GMT
*outside the barpubthing a light blue portal opens and a tall pumpkinzoner male steps out before offering a claw to a pumpkinzoner female , he is dressed in silver militaristic garb accented with light blue crystals and wears a small crystalline crown she looks much different from normal pumpkinzoner females as while they usually have small numerous legs and and skitter low to the ground she has but 4 and their movements are graceful and with purpose. the female puts a leg out to the males claw as she exits the portal as they enter one after the other the female is first to speak* Bar tender, I'd like a wispwater please. no ice. ill just have a sugarwater for now....*two goons return shortly with the required drinks* *a partially translucent woman, whose skeleton is just as visible as her skin, appears in the corner of the room in a crackle of green fire*
Salutations to this most happening establishment! I haven't really done anything villainous yet, but I really just gotta see what's going down at the hep new joint. Do you sell scraps of soul that I can absorb into myself to help me grow ever stronger? THIS PLACE TAKES LITTLE BITS OF ESSENCE FROM WHOMEVER ENTERS IT. SOMETIMES IT COLLECTS BITS OF SOUL. WE USUALLY JUST GIVE THOSE TO OUR JAZZ BAND, BUT YOU'RE FREE TO TAKE SOME. *slides a jar or writhing translucent faces to the Green Ghost* |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 3, 2015 23:48:34 GMT
*outside the barpubthing a light blue portal opens and a tall pumpkinzoner male steps out before offering a claw to a pumpkinzoner female , he is dressed in silver militaristic garb accented with light blue crystals and wears a small crystalline crown she looks much different from normal pumpkinzoner females as while they usually have small numerous legs and and skitter low to the ground she has but 4 and their movements are graceful and with purpose. the female puts a leg out to the males claw as she exits the portal as they enter one after the other the female is first to speak* Bar tender, I'd like a wispwater please. no ice. ill just have a sugarwater for now....*two goons return shortly with the required drinks* *a partially translucent woman, whose skeleton is just as visible as her skin, appears in the corner of the room in a crackle of green fire*
Salutations to this most happening establishment! I haven't really done anything villainous yet, but I really just gotta see what's going down at the hep new joint. Do you sell scraps of soul that I can absorb into myself to help me grow ever stronger? THIS PLACE TAKES LITTLE BITS OF ESSENCE FROM WHOMEVER ENTERS IT. SOMETIMES IT COLLECTS BITS OF SOUL. WE USUALLY JUST GIVE THOSE TO OUR JAZZ BAND, BUT YOU'RE FREE TO TAKE SOME. *slides a jar or writhing translucent faces to the Green Ghost* |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
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Post by Ralph on Jan 3, 2015 23:51:36 GMT
In front of the bar, a green mouse skittered behind a tree. Out from behind the tree emerged a green dog, who ran behind a wall. Out from behind the wall emerged a rotund man with a full lime-blond beard. He was wearing a top hat, a cape, and a suit, all in a dark shade of green. He strolled into the pub and up to the bar before saying "I'd like a large plate of wings in a fine cheese sauce, along with a large glass of water."
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THE MEME REAPER
Fresh from the Seething
Posts: 23
Favorite Disease: LACK OF GIVING A FUCK
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Post by THE MEME REAPER on Jan 4, 2015 0:01:08 GMT
* Azershull`s avatar goes unusually still. Suddenly, around 15 brown hairy tentacles with mouths come out of the face holes, drinking the fluid, centipede and all, in around 3 seconds. one of the tentacles drops the exact amount of money required*...Many ages have passed since my death, and thus undeath, but within THIS reality, myself, a drink such as this never existed... I perhaps would prefer something less...bitter.*drops what looks like a translucent bluish whelk shell into the pint glass, and it slowly fills with a sweet-smelling fluid. there seems to be some sort of chitinous wriggly creature inside the shell, but it doesn't emerege* TIP: DON'T SWALLOW THE TEQUILA WORM. YOU WILL SHIT MEDIEVAL WEAPONRY FOR A WEEK. *Evilward takes the entire thing in one swing* *the liquid is very thick and forms several humanoid arms and legs, thrasthing, clawing and struggling the whole way down. it's surprisingly sour, but not off-puttingly so* STRONGEST DRINK WE GOT. SHOGGOTH INFUSED WITH BLACK INK AND THE SUBCONSCIOUS OF DEAD HEROES PAST, SEEPED IN VODKA, EEL OIL, AND FOUL LANGUAGE FOR A YEAR. ...Would I be required to state that my essence always regrows and the leftover rots away? WE DON'T TAKE MONEY HERE. YOUR ESSENCE IS YOUR PAYMENT. WE HAVE WAYS OF KEEPING IT TOGETHER AND IN ONE PIECE. In front of the bar, a green mouse skittered behind a tree. Out from behind the tree emerged a green dog, who ran behind a wall. Out from behind the wall emerged a rotund man with a full lime-blond beard. He was wearing a top hat, a cape, and a suit, all in a dark shade of green. He strolled into the pub and up to the bar before saying "I'd like a large plate of wings in a fine cheese sauce, along with a large glass of water." *a faceless goon returns with the water and the wings, dropping off a complementary moist towelette* |
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