Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084 
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Jan 4, 2015 0:01:14 GMT
*two goons return shortly with the required drinks* THIS PLACE TAKES LITTLE BITS OF ESSENCE FROM WHOMEVER ENTERS IT. SOMETIMES IT COLLECTS BITS OF SOUL. WE USUALLY JUST GIVE THOSE TO OUR JAZZ BAND, BUT YOU'RE FREE TO TAKE SOME. *slides a jar or writhing translucent faces to the Green Ghost* *the male pumpkinzoner pricks his palm and lets a small amount of ichor out before what looks like flash freezing it and using it to stir his drink before turning to his partner* its always souls and essence nowadays don't you think catty whatever happened to good old fashioned meat *looking somewhat bored the female turns to him* Krustallos im not sure what you are talking about but if you dare call me "Catty" again I will have you killed. |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 4, 2015 0:02:36 GMT
The man in green began scarfing down the wings.
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 4, 2015 0:03:13 GMT
In front of the bar, a green mouse skittered behind a tree. Out from behind the tree emerged a green dog, who ran behind a wall. Out from behind the wall emerged a rotund man with a full lime-blond beard. He was wearing a top hat, a cape, and a suit, all in a dark shade of green. He strolled into the pub and up to the bar before saying "I'd like a large plate of wings in a fine cheese sauce, along with a large glass of water." |
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 4, 2015 0:04:30 GMT
In front of the bar, a green mouse skittered behind a tree. Out from behind the tree emerged a green dog, who ran behind a wall. Out from behind the wall emerged a rotund man with a full lime-blond beard. He was wearing a top hat, a cape, and a suit, all in a dark shade of green. He strolled into the pub and up to the bar before saying "I'd like a large plate of wings in a fine cheese sauce, along with a large glass of water." You can call me Fredrick Emerald. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 4, 2015 0:06:08 GMT
* Azershull`s avatar goes unusually still. Suddenly, around 15 brown hairy tentacles with mouths come out of the face holes, drinking the fluid, centipede and all, in around 3 seconds. one of the tentacles drops the exact amount of money required*...Many ages have passed since my death, and thus undeath, but within THIS reality, myself, a drink such as this never existed... I perhaps would prefer something less...bitter.*drops what looks like a translucent bluish whelk shell into the pint glass, and it slowly fills with a sweet-smelling fluid. there seems to be some sort of chitinous wriggly creature inside the shell, but it doesn't emerege* TIP: DON'T SWALLOW THE TEQUILA WORM. YOU WILL SHIT MEDIEVAL WEAPONRY FOR A WEEK. *Evilward takes the entire thing in one swing* *the liquid is very thick and forms several humanoid arms and legs, thrasthing, clawing and struggling the whole way down. it's surprisingly sour, but not off-puttingly so* STRONGEST DRINK WE GOT. SHOGGOTH INFUSED WITH BLACK INK AND THE SUBCONSCIOUS OF DEAD HEROES PAST, SEEPED IN VODKA, EEL OIL, AND FOUL LANGUAGE FOR A YEAR. ...Would I be required to state that my essence always regrows and the leftover rots away? WE DON'T TAKE MONEY HERE. YOUR ESSENCE IS YOUR PAYMENT. WE HAVE WAYS OF KEEPING IT TOGETHER AND IN ONE PIECE. In front of the bar, a green mouse skittered behind a tree. Out from behind the tree emerged a green dog, who ran behind a wall. Out from behind the wall emerged a rotund man with a full lime-blond beard. He was wearing a top hat, a cape, and a suit, all in a dark shade of green. He strolled into the pub and up to the bar before saying "I'd like a large plate of wings in a fine cheese sauce, along with a large glass of water." *a faceless goon returns with the water and the wings, dropping off a complementary moist towelette* * Azershull slugs the drink down, leaving the worm within*...These drinks confuse me, but I desire more of this one. |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 4, 2015 0:08:44 GMT
WE DON'T TAKE MONEY HERE. YOUR ESSENCE IS YOUR PAYMENT. WE HAVE WAYS OF KEEPING IT TOGETHER AND IN ONE PIECE. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 4, 2015 0:09:35 GMT
WE DON'T TAKE MONEY HERE. YOUR ESSENCE IS YOUR PAYMENT. WE HAVE WAYS OF KEEPING IT TOGETHER AND IN ONE PIECE. |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 4, 2015 0:09:57 GMT
Copacetic! Thanks. *stretches out a hand to the jar and absorbs the contents, becoming significantly less translucent as she does so* *the male pumpkinzoner pricks his palm and lets a small amount of ichor out before what looks like flash freezing it and using it to stir his drink before turning to his partner* its always souls and essence nowadays don't you think catty whatever happened to good old fashioned meat *looking somewhat bored the female turns to him* Krustallos im not sure what you are talking about but if you dare call me "Catty" again I will have you killed. |
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Pumpkinheadeddoll
Frequent Core Shifter
I have a big hammer and I smash stuff sometimes
Posts: 1,084
Favorite Disease: Skullshakes
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Post by Pumpkinheadeddoll on Jan 4, 2015 0:10:11 GMT
I must ask, to maintain the guise of caring: What are the names of those within this "pub"? You can call me Fredrick Emerald. *the female whirs a sharp leg quickly and dangerously closely to the males face* I am Catalitica head of the family smoke. |
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Post by ThatOneGuy on Jan 4, 2015 0:11:33 GMT
*Trotter walks in*
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Ralph
Frequent Core Shifter
Soup is not my favorite food.
Posts: 1,422
Favorite Disease: The Uncommon Cold
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Post by Ralph on Jan 4, 2015 0:12:22 GMT
You can call me Fredrick Emerald. *the female whirs a sharp leg quickly and dangerously closely to the males face* I am Catalitica head of the family smoke.Fredrick ate some more of the wings and said "Why are those families called such?" |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 4, 2015 0:12:39 GMT
You can call me Fredrick Emerald. *the female whirs a sharp leg quickly and dangerously closely to the males face* I am Catalitica head of the family smoke. |
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Post by Xward on Jan 4, 2015 0:16:26 GMT
*Evilward takes the entire thing in one swing* *the liquid is very thick and forms several humanoid arms and legs, thrasthing, clawing and struggling the whole way down. it's surprisingly sour, but not off-puttingly so* STRONGEST DRINK WE GOT. SHOGGOTH INFUSED WITH BLACK INK AND THE SUBCONSCIOUS OF DEAD HEROES PAST, SEEPED IN VODKA, EEL OIL, AND FOUL LANGUAGE FOR A YEAR. ...Meh, I've had stronger |
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 4, 2015 0:17:39 GMT
My essence is of a vast and hungering void that lurks outside. I assume that's ok, right? Get me one of them shoggoth things. |
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Post by gobby gobberson on Jan 4, 2015 0:18:56 GMT
Oh? You exist outside of all too? It is odd that I have never seen you... |
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