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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 10, 2015 5:57:49 GMT
"The thing about her was, she seemed to be undead, as evidenced by her rotting skin and blank white eyes, but she had an odd fascination for insects. In fact, there were multiple colonies of insects living in her body. She even appears to know and name each one of them, and she pets them like one would a kitten, before kissing them on a place which I think is the cheek, but it's hard to tell when they're so small." And then she does something weird?
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Ralph
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Post by Ralph on Jan 10, 2015 6:05:23 GMT
"The thing about her was, she seemed to be undead, as evidenced by her rotting skin and blank white eyes, but she had an odd fascination for insects. In fact, there were multiple colonies of insects living in her body. She even appears to know and name each one of them, and she pets them like one would a kitten, before kissing them on a place which I think is the cheek, but it's hard to tell when they're so small." And then she does something weird? "The weird thing is how many varieties of insects seem to inhabit her."
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 10, 2015 6:07:27 GMT
And then she does something weird? "The weird thing is how many varieties of insects seem to inhabit her." Oh, the things you don't see around you.
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Post by Ralph on Jan 10, 2015 6:09:07 GMT
"The weird thing is how many varieties of insects seem to inhabit her." Oh, the things you don't see around you. "There's also the issue of how she can even see with no pupils."
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 10, 2015 6:23:01 GMT
Oh, the things you don't see around you. "There's also the issue of how she can even see with no pupils." *removes sunglasses, revealing nothing but two black, seemingly endless voids, voids that you can feel staring at you, can feel seeing much that should remain hidden* *grins widely, like she just told the best joke in the world, and restores them to their previous location*
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Post by Ralph on Jan 10, 2015 6:28:57 GMT
"There's also the issue of how she can even see with no pupils." *removes sunglasses, revealing nothing but two black, seemingly endless voids, voids that you can feel staring at you, can feel seeing much that should remain hidden* *grins widely, like she just told the best joke in the world, and restores them to their previous location* "Personally, I never saw her as particularly odd, but apparently, everybody else does, because she's never mentioned having any friends other than her bugs. There was this one time she found a baby chick, but the next day it was dead and full of tiny bite marks."
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 10, 2015 6:31:18 GMT
*removes sunglasses, revealing nothing but two black, seemingly endless voids, voids that you can feel staring at you, can feel seeing much that should remain hidden* *grins widely, like she just told the best joke in the world, and restores them to their previous location* "Personally, I never saw her as particularly odd, but apparently, everybody else does, because she's never mentioned having any friends other than her bugs." Well, some people only need a small handful of close friends.
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Ralph
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Post by Ralph on Jan 10, 2015 6:34:21 GMT
"Personally, I never saw her as particularly odd, but apparently, everybody else does, because she's never mentioned having any friends other than her bugs." Well, some people only need a small handful of close friends."I guess she would also consider me her friend, because she's kind of been acting as my assistant lately. Mostly scouting out places where there are a lot of tasty specimens, and helping me figure out which form to take."
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 10, 2015 6:44:39 GMT
Well, some people only need a small handful of close friends. "I guess she would also consider me her friend, because she's kind of been acting as my assistant lately. Mostly scouting out places where there are a lot of tasty specimens, and helping me figure out which form to take." Aw, that's sweet. Your girl Seymour.
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Ralph
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Post by Ralph on Jan 10, 2015 6:49:21 GMT
"I guess she would also consider me her friend, because she's kind of been acting as my assistant lately. Mostly scouting out places where there are a lot of tasty specimens, and helping me figure out which form to take." Aw, that's sweet. Your girl Seymour."Well, I was going to eat her at first, but you know what they say, when there's so many different insects on your tongue at once, the tastes all battle it out and end up clashing into a disgusting mess and it's hard to keep anything down when that happens."
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Post by Cordyceps sapiens on Jan 10, 2015 7:07:43 GMT
Aw, that's sweet. Your girl Seymour. "Well, I was going to eat her at first, but you know what they say, when there's so many different insects on your tongue at once, the tastes all battle it out and end up clashing into a disgusting mess and it's hard to keep anything down when that happens." I've never heard that saying, but I once had the opportunity to try casu marzu and I agree with it entirely.
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Ralph
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Post by Ralph on Jan 10, 2015 7:12:03 GMT
"Well, I was going to eat her at first, but you know what they say, when there's so many different insects on your tongue at once, the tastes all battle it out and end up clashing into a disgusting mess and it's hard to keep anything down when that happens." I've never heard that saying, but I once had the opportunity to try casu marzu and I agree with it entirely. "Now, I'm not sure why she wanted to assist me after wiping the liquified chunks of meat off of herself. Maybe it was out of fear, maybe it was out of loneliness. One thing's for sure, it better not be out of love."
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Post by High-Heeled Spider Crab on Jan 10, 2015 13:40:22 GMT
*Orochi confidently writhes through the entrance to the bar*
I received an invitation to this place. You serve...beverages?
Hmm. Do you, perhaps, have...the forgotten memories of the best night of your life?
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Post by Xward on Jan 10, 2015 18:21:27 GMT
*Orochi confidently writhes through the entrance to the bar*
I received an invitation to this place. You serve...beverages?
Hmm. Do you, perhaps, have...the forgotten memories of the best night of your life?
Of course beverages are served here
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